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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:For Paddington Bear I bid the following:
All the air in my kitchen (scents included)
18 hugs from 10 different people
A wooden spoon with a face on it
A wire puzzel
A broken spaceship (3 man ship)
Orion's belt


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Just a thought (that may have been covered on OP but thats like 99 pages back)... anyone collecting on these bids?

That's one crazy shopping list umm


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Wild Child
Wild Child

Star Trekker
Location: Cheshire
Member Since: 2nd Sep 2004
Total posts: 1733
Posted:Have I been outbid for Ascii yet or is he mine?

For FRD I bid the following:

ONE BIG FAT KISS ON THE NOSE

And in return you can bid for me grin


'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus

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Paddington Bear
member

Member Since: 19th Jan 2010
Total posts: 118
Posted:damn orions belt. did that follow you home to? just a bit of shamless self advertising here. Im cute, lovable, do poi, play guitar and love photography seeing as most people on here know nothing about me grin

fire is alive. it lives and breathes. it consumes and destroys. but we control it and live with it, we are fire dancers

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Istra
Istra

newbie
Location: Leawood, Kansas, U.S.
Member Since: 11th May 2010
Total posts: 32
Posted:Originally Posted By: Wild ChildOriginally Posted By: blu_valley

For Ascilith I bid the following:
38.2 hugs at a 90 degree angle
8 kisses on the cheek
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
2 buttons (matching)
The pacific ocean *



Curses! What have I got in my pocketses.....

2 tubs of popcorn - with flavourings
13ft of spiders web, 2009 vintage
Blanket fluff in a very fetching turquoise - mohair of course
a flagon of scrumpy
I raise the hugs stake to 310 - final offer
1 signed photo of Jimmy Kranky
and a suck on a fairyberry ice lolly

*crosses fingers, toes, arms, legs and eyes* crazy ubbrollsmile


Well...seems like I've gotta bid pretty high to win this one wink
I'll raise the stakes to 527 hugs, any angle you want grin
10 tubs of popcorn, hand seasoned and your choice of flavor
2.5 billion dollars
10 kisses on the cheek
3 servings of tiramisu
and how about the Atlantic ocean too tongue2


The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

-Bertrand Russell

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:Originally Posted By: Fine_Rabid_DogJust a thought (that may have been covered on OP but thats like 99 pages back)... anyone collecting on these bids?

That's one crazy shopping list umm

i collected on a lot of my bid from FSA like four years ago, still yet to recieve the peanut in a bottle from blu vallet frown


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:nah, she probably won it off a greek god in a game of cards Paddington tongue2
EDITED_BY: Seaspray (1297128617)


Just a dancer in the dark

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Moka
Moka

is a medium/large scary man
Location: Victoria, Australia, Earth, Mi...
Member Since: 31st Jul 2005
Total posts: 420
Posted:Alright... I'll put myself on the block...
Start the bidding at belly-button lint? =P


Contact juggling was invented by dung beetles.

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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:Oh! I can has bids smile

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:Quite nice ones. smile

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Fugee
Fugee

Cooler than bubblegum!
Location: Dallas, Texas
Member Since: 26th Feb 2010
Total posts: 2501
Posted:Originally Posted By: IstraOriginally Posted By: Wild ChildOriginally Posted By: blu_valley

For Ascilith I bid the following:
38.2 hugs at a 90 degree angle
8 kisses on the cheek
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
2 buttons (matching)
The pacific ocean *



Curses! What have I got in my pocketses.....

2 tubs of popcorn - with flavourings
13ft of spiders web, 2009 vintage
Blanket fluff in a very fetching turquoise - mohair of course
a flagon of scrumpy
I raise the hugs stake to 310 - final offer
1 signed photo of Jimmy Kranky
and a suck on a fairyberry ice lolly

*crosses fingers, toes, arms, legs and eyes* crazy ubbrollsmile


Well...seems like I've gotta bid pretty high to win this one wink
I'll raise the stakes to 527 hugs, any angle you want grin
10 tubs of popcorn, hand seasoned and your choice of flavor
2.5 billion dollars
10 kisses on the cheek
3 servings of tiramisu
and how about the Atlantic ocean too tongue2



Seasoned aye?
*pulls out gavel*


The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...

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Istra
Istra

newbie
Location: Leawood, Kansas, U.S.
Member Since: 11th May 2010
Total posts: 32
Posted:yes and only with the finest and most flavorful spices smile its to die for *mouth waters just thinking about it* and strangely addicting

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

-Bertrand Russell

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Pretty sure you guys are going to have to start bidding on yourselves soon. Too much supply and not enough ladies to create the demand!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Ash3s
Ash3s

member
Location: Durban South Africa
Member Since: 8th Feb 2011
Total posts: 161
Posted:Oh dear heavens... Must make mental note not to wander back in here again eek

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G4dget
G4dget

Eternal Student of all things Skill
Location: Kansas City, KS
Member Since: 5th Aug 2006
Total posts: 110
Posted:I bid $1 Bob.

Happiness runs in a circular motion!!

G4dget

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