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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
my bid goes for shu
i also bid my giant rock!
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night 
* - libby_tuesday
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
isnt a giant rock a bolder?
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
For Shu I bid
A cannon
5 litres of water
A green bucket
Yellow shoe-laces(extra long)
My tv remote controller
6 pirates (complete with one shoulder parrot)
and a small planet (of your choice)
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Are you still up for auction Linden?
I've got some more stuff here to bid.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
i also bid pretty french maids that will ride on the pirate ship too
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
yea im still up for bidding
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Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
oooo....
i'm liking this!
Regards 
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! 
Yes, i do bite!!
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
ok, for linden
100 feet of copper wire
some blue tack
a hammer
a phoenix feather
6 green bottles
an invisibility cloak
Two stars (of your choice)
18 super-soakers
a life-time supply of balloons
Dorothy's red slippers
6 forks with bubble-detail handles
An island in the south pacific
and a mango
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
lol
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
For Shu... adding to list
A hoola-hoop
A 100000 man tent
A bic lighter (almost out of gas)
a dragon egg
and a free sample of colgate toothpaste
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
is Noddy for sale? oo and Fine_Rabid_Dog
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
frd is sold noddy's my owner but he's not up lol
i bid for shu everything that shu wants
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
ooo this is so tempting...
but it's so difficult...
i'm libran... so choices kill me!
normally i would not think about it and just choose!
but for the starfish kids... lets see what else pops up...
Lauz... it's not for me!
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
so who hasnt been sold then? or is there a possibility of partnerships? The business term guys
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
well for frd erm business terms you'd have to speak to pigeon wigeon,
i can just tell noddy to put him self up for auction tomorrow.
i know its not for you shu but you could give everything you want to the starfish children and they can everything they want aswell and i will buy atlantis for them and they can live their and own it and i bid a large submarine for you to be able to visit the starfish children!
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
erm...
i'm still up for auction... remember the proceeds are for the [url:https://www.starfishcharity.org/]starfish[/url] kids!
defent the parameters of these partnerships please curiosity toastied the cat
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
tick tock!
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
so who will give themselves to me for one of my toastied cats?
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
ok, for shu.....adding to the list
I also bid the seven seas
a hell of a lot of rocks
and a water-based planet.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
*points at blu_valley*
YOU LIE!
this planet belongs to no-one... only if you can pick it up and put it in ur pocket can u bid a planet....
inless you know the existance of some other water based planet which is marble sized?
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Ssshhhh!!!!!
*places marble-sized water based planet back into her pocket*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
For 1 day only this cute avatar (sed to avoid SOOPoi blackmail)
up for bid's
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Written by: curiosity toastied the cat
is Noddy for sale?
well just come up for auction
potty trained
well mannered
needs feeding
one previous owner (sorry linden_rathen!)
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
i bid for noddy everything he could possibly want and to make him happy and give lots of hugs and kisses etc
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
i also bid all my favourite posessions and my hair which is my most precious thing to me
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
right I bid my small water based planet marble thing
a mystic spoon
my paranoia
a doodle of my last acid trip
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
i bid to buy noddy any juggling set he wants of his choice,
more fire breathing equipment
and a time machine the same as mine so we can match
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
noddy
I bid 100 crumpets and a small kitten trained to shave...
just because
EDITED_BY: mynci (1119277509)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
ooooo this is getting dramatic
I bid some of my ego
a stare (anything could come of that)
a large blacklight
and a mug with a saucy looking chicken
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
i also bid all my designer hair products aswell
that was painfuli also bid my entire cd collection of a variety of different kinds of music
i also vow to buy you lots of drinks (alcohol) when we eventually meet !
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
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