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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Lost83spy


And we are glad you did! Snap can be a viscious one! Hehehe! And hey! Your'e from SA! I'm from there too, staying close to Midrand.

I'm tempted to start the official female HoP auction again...

*starts wondering towards the OFHA thread*

deededeededeeee.....




I'll be there with cookies! ubblol smile


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted: Written by: Fire_Spinning_Angel


You know what? I actually can't remember what I offered for you Mjk.. Oops. I'd best start working it out and collecting stuff.. Running out of time to get it all sorted! ooooops



well..... it was

 Written by: FSA

A wind up watch
A fork
A set of throwing knives
Some pwetty sparkles
Another
A surf board
Some fire poi
Another 3 jars of Nutella
A bottle of wine
And some aviator glasses
Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
A
Another unicycle
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another
A box of matches
A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)
A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.
A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
A penguin squishy stress toy
Something fluffy to play with
A pirate ship of circus toys
x ray goggles
a bag of hip hop and ska
6x super soakers
and a sandwhich
a meeting with the person of your choice (dead or alive)
13 days of fame
an acorn
a super power of your choice.
A harem (chosen by yourself)
freedom to do as you wish
a life time supply of paraffin
fire,all the fire you want
water,all the water you want
some sand
a book of telephone numbers
Two dragon eggs
A pool of jelly
the ability to multiple-orgasm
A tall ship and a star to steer her by
13 marbles
A milo factory
2x lifetime memberships to paradise (1 for a friend)
18x tea towels
14 x pogo sticks (ideal for racing)
42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients
2 x automatic Hoovers (incase 1 breaks / is stolen)
1x cutlass (to swash your buckle)
1x membership to the masters of the universe club
14 x coloured felt tips
1xcastle with portcullis and also moat
and a tree house
A multi-coloured umberella
Unlimited acces of tickets to see Cirque Du Soleil
A suitcase of new toys
Unlimited supply of any fuel of your choice
A stripey hat
Some balloons
A light globe
A tree house
4 zipo lighter's
A space hopper
A tent
2 blow torch's
A little green person who fetches and does things for you
Some caution tape
A helicopter
Some socks
A mountain of your choice
Some feathers
Unlimited bubbles
A grapefruit
Some coloured pencils
A super-fast underwater and on land car
A pet anything of your choice
Some glue
A camera
Annndd....one more
world peace
no more pain (for anyone)
job satisfaction
a dream come true
an island in the north pacific
the leaning tower of piza
some horses with stables and carers
an elephant army
13 fireflies
Calvin and Hobbes
some smurfs
an Angelina Jolie calendar
a trampoline the size of france
a teleportation device
more circus toys than you could ever want
some lip balm
an ozone repair kit
the ability and skill to dominate the big waves of your choice and become a legend
an annual festival held in your honour, with the lineup and location of your choice
two housetrained monkeys (cmon, NOTHING beats that!)
a homemade pie
two silver star stickers
and some new shoes
The ability to walk on water
The ability to fly
Another 2 house trained monkeys
A house trained llama
A big orange fuzzy thing
An endless paper clip chain
Your own planet
A Whinnie the pooh glitter cup
5 of the seven seas
a space ship
a submarine
the ability to breath under water
random posts on your intro thread
some juice
a plastic snowflake
an almost-new sticky back note
a pool of jelly.....ppsstt blu_valley, you said that one allready
perfect waves every tuesday
and a massage.
Mynci's mental health and sanity
Some flying monkeys

And I'll raise it to include:
The other 2 of the seven seas
Some clouds
The ability to turn back time
The ability to see the future
Eternal happiness/satisfaction
The best quality sound system ever
Free access to all forms of transportation
The opportunity to tell John Howard that 'he has no idea what he's doing' and get away with it
A new computer
Some more nutella
An aardvark
A house built for you to your specifications
Some fluro green string



plus
 Written by: FSA

Well I'll bid all of what was bid before...and myself And anything any one else will even consider bidding!!



plus

 Written by: blu

Times that by two



and according to the anything else anyone will consider offer, i also get

 Written by: mynci

Mr Majestic

I bid a magic bag that contains anything you ever wanted including happiness and conrol of other beings.

in fact i bid 2 incase 1 isn't enough

it has infinite temporal properties and occupies all realms of phase space allowing access to anything that has or WILL happen

oh... and control of the weather in your personal space of a surrounding area of 2 square miles

and an immortal lemming to watch...come on they are funny.

Harrow!!!!!



so may i suggest you and Blu sort out what it is that each of you will be contributing to the ownership of me? HoP to it little lady smile

(the above list is why you would auction yourself smile)


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:but to make it easier for you, i thought i might make a short list of all the things you can get for me within the three odd weeks before the circus fest smile

a fork
some pretty sparkles
Another 3 jars of Nutella
A bottle of wine
And some aviator glasses
Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another
A box of matches
penguin squishy stress toy
Something fluffy to play with
and a sandwhich
an acorn
some sand
a book of telephone numbers
18x tea towels
14 x pogo sticks (ideal for racing)
2 x automatic Hoovers (incase 1 breaks / is stolen)
1x cutlass (to swash your buckle)
14 x coloured felt tips
A multi-coloured umberella
A stripey hat
Some balloons
A light globe
4 zipo lighter's
A tent
2 blow torch's
Some caution tape
Some feathers
A grapefruit
Some coloured pencils
Some glue
A camera
an Angelina Jolie calendar
a homemade pie
two silver star stickers
and some new shoes
A big orange fuzzy thing
A Whinnie the pooh glitter cup
random posts on your intro thread
some juice
and a massage (you get double points for this one!) biggrin
Some more nutella
"and myself"
3x hug


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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_FSA_


_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:Sh!t. That first list is quite impressive. How the hell am I meant to find all that?!

Well I'll see what I can do about the abbreviated list.. Not sure if you'll get all of them.. But I'll try my hardest!


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:I got most of that stuff sitting in my garden..taking up space... *taps foot*

Need I remind you... POOL!

ubblol


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:is this auction over or can a mynci join in wink

I have LOADS of stuff people want.. you'd be surprised the stuff that falls of the back of a container ship.. ubblol


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Umm...I don't even know if there is an auction going on at the moment ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:*stamps foot* well WHY not? are all the good people sold? wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:i'm sold smile

and i recieved some of the things on my list from FSA, now its up to Blu to deliver the rest!


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:You have to come collect!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Stained_Whisper
GOLD Member since Dec 2006

Stained_Whisper

Lighting up the darkness, one performance at a time
Location: south africa

Total posts: 161
Posted:any other current auctions?

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You are the only problem you will ever have
and you are the only solution

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:I am officially putting SUNBIRD up for Auction!

Make your best offers!


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:I offer 1 matchbox van,
5 hug's
and 1 beginers poi lesson.


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:I offer one burnt wick for the end of a staff,
one scout knife, and a feather.


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:I offer for Sunbird:

3 blind mice
18 bags of rice
1 rupee
2 back rubs
figi
and a couple of oranges


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:I see that, and raise you
-3 little pigs
- a small child in a red cape,
- a gingerbread house
-and a poor imagination.


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Add to that:

13 glass marbles
1 small tree (unspecified)
1 pirate ship
a bottle of ketchup
and the nile river


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:I up that to:
One bag chocolate frogs
A blank CD
A year's supply of hugs
3 stones from the creek down the road
1 jar of nutella and 1 of vegemite
And 12 broken computer monitors salvaged from the last hard rubbish collection.


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:I have already bid 1 matchbox van,
5 hug's
and 1 beginers poi lesson.

To this I add, The Faucklands,
2 years supply of hugs,
Manual labour in the form of a small hairy person,
3 Mice that can see
some poi and juggling videos
And as many monkeyfist knots as you want/need


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:i thought boys usually bidded for girls... umm

unless you're Mike wink


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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inactive
SILVER Member since May 2005

inactive

old hand
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 722
Posted:While the nile is tempting, I'd only accpet it with egypt entirely at my feet.

The matchbox van must be one of the pull back varieties that shoots off in an unknown direction,

They're all very tempting though.... Hmmmmm, Blu_valley is looking like she might win, if anyone can offer me the amazon, it might steal first place, but only maybe....


To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting censored about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:I can add the Congo, the valley of the kings and yes it is one of those pull back ones, they're the most fun wink

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:oooh, er...no Amazon, but I'll throw in an amazonian (small ubblol) , a snake, a puddle and some trees wink

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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inactive
SILVER Member since May 2005

inactive

old hand
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 722
Posted:I'm accepting this bid! It's perfect! biggrin

Blu is the winner biggrin everyone else hehehehe, JUST LOST mwahahahaha


To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting censored about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:Fair call dude. I would have picked her over me as well wink

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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inactive
SILVER Member since May 2005

inactive

old hand
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 722
Posted::hugs: Steaks I wonder if Blu will let you have a toe biggrin

It was the small Amazonian and the miniature amazon that won it, I can alwas put it in my pocketa although it might make my pockets damp and wrigly what with a pond and a snake..... How do I dig myself out of this hole?


To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting censored about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Awww rejected! Weren't my hugs good enough?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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inactive
SILVER Member since May 2005

inactive

old hand
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 722
Posted:Clarence, your hugs are amazing, but the Amazonian tipped the scales, plus Blu is as tall as me so I don't have to crane my neck to talk to my owner lol

To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting censored about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:YIPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *does happy dance*
I got a sunbird ,I got a sunbird!!!!
bounce bounce

*starts pre-licking stamps for item delivery*

biggrin bounce


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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inactive
SILVER Member since May 2005

inactive

old hand
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 722
Posted:Lol biggrin

My owner has an Oriah Mountain Dreamer quote, I get laughed at for reading her work, apparently it's girly?! Well if you laugh at me, I have a photo of you, rather anibriated with LMSP.... mwahahaha! According to tink, you're actually ony 3 feet tall, with hollow legs in which you store pixie sticks and your kneecaps flip open to reveal some matches lol. I don't believe her though, I think at last I've found a fellow giant and I can look forward to non crouching hugs at some point, if tink and I ever get out of the flat to come out and play with other HoPpers!


To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting censored about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.

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