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Location: London
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2004
Total posts: 422
Posted:Night night... Im going to grab 2 hours kip before i start my night shift (arnt I lucky) feel free to read me a story, bring me hot chocolate ect (just general pampering will do) hug

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...


Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:making you a hot choccie right now

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

jemima (jem)
jemima (jem)

Location: london
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2002
Total posts: 1750
Posted:what cantus said.........

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:Once upon a time, there lived a little lad named Waltridge Cuttinghamn. There was nothing that Waltridge like to do better than eat his toast butter-side down, but his Mother said, "No, Waltridge, you can't eat your toast butter-side down, because if you do, the Transpostion Graemlin will come and take you away." But, little Waltridge didn't listen, and one day, whilst he was buttering his toast upside down and whistling the fourth verse of Yellow Submarine, the Transposition Graemlin swooped down out of the sky. "Who are you?" asked little Waltridge. "I am the Transposition Graemlin, and I don't like it when little boys butter their toast upsidedown," promptly replied the Graemlin, because his Mother taught him that it was polite to answer people's questions. "Aww, censored!" said the little boy. Waltridge's Mother gave him a good spanking that night for swearing to monsters.

The End.


"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:the uncensored version had a better effect wink


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2004
Total posts: 2084
Posted:you're a good story teller sparkey
*sits and waits for another one*

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