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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include Poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are Poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
*snigger*

Point taken.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Wow... blast from the past.

I forgot who I own too (if any... maybe I was outbid?)

If anyone has some time and wants to re-cap the thread over who owns who...? (Any students out there?)

If not, then I say we start afresh. bounce2


***Edit***

Just re-read 1st 2 pages and it seems I have Havoc, a muffin and 2 others... but unspecified. If anyone want's to read the whole lot to see who exactly? If not then I lay claim to 2 unsuspecting male HOP'ers grin

***

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Edit: After sifting through the first 17 pages, I have come to the following conclusion:

Clarence owns point_blank
Kurobei is owned by Cassandra, who outbid everyone by about three weeks worth of hugging...
Raymond Phule belongs to Rozi, as does falloutboy and Master Sodium
UCOF and Havoc are both owned by Pink
Adren@line owns Bram
Doc Lightening is owned by a proud Hels Bels
Nyx owns Pozee
Pele owns Maximus
Jade Lynx owns FireMike

Someone else can continue on from here!!

EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1292332385)

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Good work there!! Thanks! hug

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Heh. I might as well put myself on the chopping block. wink

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
OK I bid 23.5 hugs, 2 jars of nutella, 1 jar of extra strong marmite and a chocolate mouse for Aston smile

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


SpinnerofDetroitGOLD Member
All High Dude, Ruler of What You Want
2,280 posts
Location: Trenton, MI, USA


Posted:
I might as well follow you off the cliff wink

The only luck is bad luck.

Shut up before I stall my poi up your ass grin


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
I'll second that motion. I have the incentive of mostly-illegal popcorn on my side devil

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
... this sounds intriguing...

I'll go with the crowd and go up for submission tongue2

Just a dancer in the dark


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
How do you get half a hug? Is it like one of those macho hugs where you make sure you don't get too close?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
One armed hug I guess?

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yup a 1 armed hug. grin

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
Ahhh, that reminds me of the hug workshop at the last Play... Californian hugs, the flying leap hug and the amoeba hug. Happy days

*wanders off muttering about the wonders of Play festival*

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Amoeba and Californian hugs? These demand a description!

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
the California one, you have to be broke and super high on the pot.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
and be wearing at least one article of tattered clothing

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
remember this.... there is a photo of me somewhere being floored in some sort of ninja hug....

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
I also would like to know what an Amoeba hug is!

I'm also here to state that I am not yet for sale.

hug


meshunderlayBRONZE Member
Juggler/Spinner
612 posts
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA


Posted:
C'mon MNS, you know you want to be sold like a piece of meat.

Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
lol doesn't everyone?

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
So who is doing auctioneer duties?

I am rather sad that there is not more bidding for myself, but maybe Pink's offer is just *that* good.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Originally Posted By: Mother_Natures_Son
I'm also here to state that I am not yet for sale.

MNS is FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE grin

Aston, I just know how awesome Pink hugs are and that I just can't match!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Yay! Awesome hugs. smile

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
since i missed the last one best put myself on the block



it's good to see some familiar faces still on from last time i was on

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Alright ladies...
First up on the block is the lov-er-ly Aston. This boy is the chairperson of the squirrel defence league and hails from South Africa. Can anyone beat Pink's bid of 23.5 hugs, 2 jars of nutella, 1 jar of extra strong marmite and a chocolate mouse??


Next up is Mother Nature's Son. This lad is from currently no-so-sunny Geelong in Victoria, and is hoping a nice lady hopper with a big backyard will take him home soon.


We also have the gorgeous Seaspray, and Spinner of Detriot. More details on these fine lads to follow.

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Nice one Clarence! (by the way, I LOVE your duck! I actually collect rubber ducks...)

When does bidding end on Aston?

I would also like to put a bid in for Mother Nature's Son...but alas I live in the big smoke that is Londonium and have no garden :-( BUT I do have some local parks nearby, and access to a very large training space?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
I also unicycle, and can Juggle a little. I have a BSc in Geology and Computer Science.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oi Aston, stop advertising yourself so much... I want you all for myself *mwah ha ha*

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
I'm not sure at what point i went up for sale, despite stating that I was not, but it looks like I am now...

I could play with Aston if you bought me, Pink!!

hug


Jenovadeath 34 posts
Location: Newcastle, UK


Posted:
You have a hug for your signature MNS...this makes me want to bid!

Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!!

A man who has nothing to die for also has nothing for which to live.


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