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Posted:Noo these windows are ok to lean on.
Dont worry it has airbags.
Hey whats that buzzing noise?
Dont worry its not that deep.
One time at band camp.
No, he doesnt bite?.
Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.
I can pass this guy.
My brakes are fine.
Nice doggy.
I think it's trying to communicate...
"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright.
"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.
"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".
"Don't touch the red button!"
Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
It's fireproof.
What does this button do?
So, you're a cannibal.
Are you sure the power is off?
Pull the pin and count to what?
Anyone got anymore??? Im bored
Dont worry it has airbags.
Hey whats that buzzing noise?
Dont worry its not that deep.
One time at band camp.
No, he doesnt bite?.
Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.
I can pass this guy.
My brakes are fine.
Nice doggy.
I think it's trying to communicate...
"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright.
"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.
"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".
"Don't touch the red button!"
Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
It's fireproof.
What does this button do?
So, you're a cannibal.
Are you sure the power is off?
Pull the pin and count to what?
Anyone got anymore??? Im bored
There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...
Delete TopicHubert_Cumberdale
SILVER Member since Dec 2004
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[psylocibin fingerbobe].
Location: London, United Kingdom
Total posts: 479
SILVER Member since Dec 2004
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
Location: London, United Kingdom
Total posts: 479
Posted:It's quite safe Sir, you just pop this metal harness on your 
and flick this switch like so.....
and flick this switch like so.....Delete
newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005
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what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia
Total posts: 4030
SILVER Member since Mar 2005
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia
Total posts: 4030
Posted:Glowies? Wow can I have a go?
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
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Posted:Um... Goodbye...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Posted:No, not like that, here let me show you....
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Posted:Get off the nuclear warhead.....
'hmmpha marmmhurramphar'- Kenny from South Park
'hmmpha marmmhurramphar'- Kenny from South Park
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Posted:Not quite last words but on Spike Milligan's gravestone it says
"I told you I was sick"
"I told you I was sick"
Remember what the doormouse said
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Posted:What elephant?
Are you sure you want me to put it in anyway?
Does anyone feel that?
Is it me or is it hot in here? (me to my Mum when my house burnt down in 1992)
Okay, very not tasteful:
It's okay it's only a small wave!
Are you sure you want me to put it in anyway?
Does anyone feel that?
Is it me or is it hot in here? (me to my Mum when my house burnt down in 1992)
Okay, very not tasteful:
It's okay it's only a small wave!
Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens
Posted:Firebyrd: what about "now wheres the window handle? Oops there goes the door"
There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...
DeletePosted:i wonder if that thing likes being poked?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
DeleteShu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005
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Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...
Total posts: 538
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005
Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...
Total posts: 538
Posted:all clear....
Regards 
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
Posted:are you sure?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
Posted:Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms. .
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
You look just like Charles Manson
Let it down slowly.
OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
This doesn't taste right.
I can make this light before it changes
I can do that with my eyes closed
look ma! no hands!
Hey that's not a violin.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."
"I eat guys like you for breakfast!" -- Jeffrey Dahmer
"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect
"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
"Dammit, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy ass and cut me some firewood!" -- Mr. Borden
Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.
Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.
I dunno, press the button and find out.
Hello, is anyone home?
Oops.
Don't worry, it's not contagious.
Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
He can't hear us, he's miles away
I'll be right back.
I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.
Don't worry, we outnumber them.
Hey, what the hell??!
Hey, what's that beeping sound?
I'm sure it's just the wind.
Of course it's safe!
No, this tribe is peaceful!
No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.
Safety harness?
Wait, I thought he was with you!
What greencard?
Hey, what's this switch?
Don't move, you'll trip the sensors.
Yes, I'm single.
No, this cannot be, I am invincible!
So, you're sure this isn't loaded?
Calm down, of course I disarmed it!
What, I never signed any organ donor papers!
Well, it can't get any worse!
C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!
Don't worry, they'll never find us in here!
William, is that you?
They can't hit us at this range!
All you have to do is connect these two wires.
There's only one way to find out...
Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is.
These pills are awfully small.. I'll take a few more to be sure they work.
Stupid safety labels...
No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.
Watch, I'll prove it!
Blast off!
Nah, they're blanks.
Speaking of lost, where are we?
Wheeeeeeeeee!
I know this great shortcut we can take.
Is that what I think it is?
What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.
For God's sake, Kris, it was just a cheesecake
No, no, no, let me fix it!
I have way too much time on my hands.......
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms. .
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
You look just like Charles Manson
Let it down slowly.
OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
This doesn't taste right.
I can make this light before it changes
I can do that with my eyes closed
look ma! no hands!
Hey that's not a violin.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."
"I eat guys like you for breakfast!" -- Jeffrey Dahmer
"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect
"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
"Dammit, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy ass and cut me some firewood!" -- Mr. Borden
Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.
Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.
I dunno, press the button and find out.
Hello, is anyone home?
Oops.
Don't worry, it's not contagious.
Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
He can't hear us, he's miles away
I'll be right back.
I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.
Don't worry, we outnumber them.
Hey, what the hell??!
Hey, what's that beeping sound?
I'm sure it's just the wind.
Of course it's safe!
No, this tribe is peaceful!
No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.
Safety harness?
Wait, I thought he was with you!
What greencard?
Hey, what's this switch?
Don't move, you'll trip the sensors.
Yes, I'm single.
No, this cannot be, I am invincible!
So, you're sure this isn't loaded?
Calm down, of course I disarmed it!
What, I never signed any organ donor papers!
Well, it can't get any worse!
C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!
Don't worry, they'll never find us in here!
William, is that you?
They can't hit us at this range!
All you have to do is connect these two wires.
There's only one way to find out...
Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is.
These pills are awfully small.. I'll take a few more to be sure they work.
Stupid safety labels...
No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.
Watch, I'll prove it!
Blast off!
Nah, they're blanks.
Speaking of lost, where are we?
Wheeeeeeeeee!
I know this great shortcut we can take.
Is that what I think it is?
What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.
For God's sake, Kris, it was just a cheesecake
No, no, no, let me fix it!
I have way too much time on my hands.......
There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...
DeletePosted:spike milligan - I told you i was ill!!!
(not really famous last words but it was on his grave, R.I.P)
(not really famous last words but it was on his grave, R.I.P)
im alan partridge........AHA!
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