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tainted
tainted

addict
Location: London
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2004
Total posts: 422
Posted:Noo these windows are ok to lean on.

Dont worry it has airbags.

Hey whats that buzzing noise?

Dont worry its not that deep.

One time at band camp.

No, he doesnt bite?.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."


"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.


"No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright.

"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.


"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?



Anyone got anymore??? Im bored ubbloco


There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...

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CeCeMonet
member
Location: Phoenix, Az,
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 25
Posted:Trust me I do this all the time

I am the evil twin

Badges.. we don't need no stinking badges

There are always two a master and an apprentice



beerchug


Her Ladyship Hot Shot

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:i never even got to see paris... <<--best movie scene ever, why, you ask? just see what happens next.

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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drakematrix
drakematrix

Maker of the Cheesecake
Location: Akron, OH
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 174
Posted:This cannot be! I am invincible!

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?

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drakematrix
drakematrix

Maker of the Cheesecake
Location: Akron, OH
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 174
Posted:I'm melting! I'm melting! what a world... what a world...

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?

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vaperloc...the mighty
vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas
Member Since: 12th Aug 2002
Total posts: 466
Posted:dont worry I know what i am doing

dont worry its not loaded


There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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drakematrix
drakematrix

Maker of the Cheesecake
Location: Akron, OH
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 174
Posted:don't move, he can only see you if you move...

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?

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drakematrix
drakematrix

Maker of the Cheesecake
Location: Akron, OH
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 174
Posted:Hi, I'm from the census bureau, can I have a moment of your time?

(and you'd better get the reference... or else...)


What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:Let him have it.

Getting to the other side smile

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Mr_Chutney
Mr_Chutney

Tosser
Location: Herefordshire
Member Since: 18th Apr 2003
Total posts: 1711
Posted:Yep, definitely the blue wire...

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:im not ill...

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drakematrix
drakematrix

Maker of the Cheesecake
Location: Akron, OH
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 174
Posted:where did I put the antivenom?

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?

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Mugetsu
Mugetsu

member
Location: Calgary
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2003
Total posts: 74
Posted:Oh sweet jesus, it does not fear the eye spots!

Is it hot in here, or was I just engulfed in flames?

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JonnyRok
JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:It cant posibly get any worse!

Nothing can go wrong now...

No one will notice.


Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Who the hell where nirvana? (once said at my school... no ones seen him since :lol )

Hey, you smell something?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:If it's one thing i know how to do, is to drive when i'm stoned - heavy metal

I've come here to pass out lollipops and ass whoopin's and i'm fresh out of lollipops.

I'll be your huckleberry.

I stand corrected Wyatt, Your an oak.


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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KaelGotRice
KaelGotRice

Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
Location: Angel's Landing, USA
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 1584
Posted:Spin off with white gas? pssf...

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ubbrollsmile.gif" alt="" />

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JonnyRok
JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:It won't break!

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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drakematrix
drakematrix

Maker of the Cheesecake
Location: Akron, OH
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 174
Posted:I drank what?

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?

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nome
nome

Member
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 30th Apr 2005
Total posts: 35
Posted:Don't worry, we can get a new battery for the smoke detector next week.

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firebyrd
member
Location: belfast
Member Since: 6th May 2005
Total posts: 154
Posted:how 'bout this one tainted.....

I really shouldn't be skining up when I'm driving, but okay if you insist.....

(sound familiar shrug )


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Don't stand up in the...!

Don't worry, I have plenty of time to stop.

I wonder how fast it's coming at us?

Has anyone seen my pet tarantula?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:"whats this big red button do?????"

me in a shopping mall in florida when i was 4

totaly stopped all the escilators in the place oooopppsss ubbloco


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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:"is it the red or blue wire?????

the red one i'm sure it's red....oh shi*....."


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Shu
Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)
Member Since: 19th Apr 2005
Total posts: 538
Posted:i'm eating a big red candle

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:what did you say was in the water?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:there aren't any indians!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Fearpig
Fearpig

member - tee hee "member"
Location: Bethnal Green, London
Member Since: 6th Sep 2003
Total posts: 279
Posted:I'm happy now, unaccountably happy - Alan Ginsberg

Friends applaud, the comedy is finished. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Ah, that tastes nice. Thank you. - Johannes Brahms

I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time - Anton Pavlovich Chekhov

I'm bored with it all. - Winston Churchill

Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me. - Joan Crawford

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it. - Errol Flynn

I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man. - Ernesto "Che" Guevara

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. - Pancho Villa

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do. - Oscar Wilde

OK so I had to google some of them but they still make me laugh!


"Whats wrong with the cat?" - Mrs Schrdinger

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Bumfro
Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW
Member Since: 11th Apr 2005
Total posts: 223
Posted:"i pooped a hammer"

"i ate a whole block of fibre glass insulation......my stomach is itchy"

oh brick, you are my hero (hes from anchorman smile)


Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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vanize
vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas
Member Since: 21st Aug 2001
Total posts: 3899
Posted:"you forgot to turn the safety off"

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:"fire"

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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