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tainted
tainted

addict
Location: London
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2004
Total posts: 422
Posted:Noo these windows are ok to lean on.

Dont worry it has airbags.

Hey whats that buzzing noise?

Dont worry its not that deep.

One time at band camp.

No, he doesnt bite?.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."


"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.


"No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright.

"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.


"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?



Anyone got anymore??? Im bored ubbloco


There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...

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Bumfro
Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW
Member Since: 11th Apr 2005
Total posts: 223
Posted:nicotine makes my teath a healthy brown!

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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tainted
tainted

addict
Location: London
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2004
Total posts: 422
Posted:Nice..................... biggrin

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...

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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:they could'nt even shoot an elephant from there...

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Shu
Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)
Member Since: 19th Apr 2005
Total posts: 538
Posted:is that loaded?

the water is really deeeeeeep!

what does this round thingy do?

s**t, red ligh...

too late... we've seen it... it's defenately seen us!


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:not again...

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:hey, watch this!

No, its not going to break

Sure i can jump off a roof, you just need to roll


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:look ma no hands

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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tainted
tainted

addict
Location: London
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2004
Total posts: 422
Posted:Im sure that wasnt there last time.....

is there anybody there?.......


There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...

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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:ill be right back

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:i'll be fiiiine!!!

oh...crap....

hehehe, you fell!


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:hmm, thats funny...

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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PyroWill
PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines
Member Since: 4th Aug 2004
Total posts: 4437
Posted:trust me

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Shu
Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)
Member Since: 19th Apr 2005
Total posts: 538
Posted:hellloooo

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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tainted
tainted

addict
Location: London
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2004
Total posts: 422
Posted:I wonder how deep it is?

I wonder what this does?

This looks secure......


There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...

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jeff(fake)
jeff(fake)

Scientist of Fortune
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 15th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1189
Posted:Note to self, it seems he doesn't like the 'bargain' tiger food...

According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:hold my beer and watch this

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:ubblol

Col Custards last words... "look at all those bloody indians" wink


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Nate
Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
Member Since: 5th Aug 2004
Total posts: 1530
Posted:oh poo he's got a gun

I like Languages.

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:hit me as hard as you can... go on... im well hard....

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Nate
Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
Member Since: 5th Aug 2004
Total posts: 1530
Posted:[censored] shoot him shoot him shoot hiiiiiiiimmmmm


johnny.....*cough cough* telll my wife and kids *cough*i love them <<<< cheap!


I like Languages.

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:bet you a fiver i can do that without dieing biggrin

Shoot me? Pffft.... you couldnt hit water if you fell out of a boat ubblol


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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tainted
tainted

addict
Location: London
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2004
Total posts: 422
Posted:I wonder if this is drinkable / smokeable???

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:bit tasteless this1 but...........

mayor of hiroshima.... "what the f*ck was that?????"


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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:someone actually told me this...
'I know what I'm doing when I take ecstacy because I'm studying medicine at Uni' umm


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:rolleyes

And he still lives? ubblol


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Black Gnosis
Black Gnosis

newbie
Location: Caucasia, the land of gringos
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 27
Posted:Its just a flesh wound....

Im sleepy...

Is this thing loaded?

Wanna race?

Awww dang, I lit my clothes on fire....

Warning: Box jellyfish?

Theres pleanty of drinkable water in the ocean!


Vidi, veni, visa....I came, I saw, I did a little shopping....

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And all that's jazz
member
Location: just behind your left shoulder
Member Since: 29th Jan 2005
Total posts: 92
Posted:"Let's play russian roulette with a semi-automatic!"
actually happened.

""squawk!"
- the chicken that crossed the road.

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
- Pancho Villa

And as an honorary mention, Humphrey Davy, the famous English chemist, for his practice of, whenever he invented a new chemical, tasting it. He at one time invented sodium and potassium. I don't know what his last words were, but I like to think they went something like

"Hmm, tastes like bitter almonds . . . "


C8H18 + 12.5O2 ---------> 8CO2 + 9H2O + you know what

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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:hold on i saw this in a cartoon once

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Bumfro
Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW
Member Since: 11th Apr 2005
Total posts: 223
Posted:"My eyes, the goggles do nothing!"

"Duff Man can't breathe, oh no"


Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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Socks
Socks

Arf! Can I have a biscut?
Location: North America, Mid West
Member Since: 28th Nov 2004
Total posts: 288
Posted:"Oops"

Which is the scariest 4 letter word in the world too. You don't want to hear that come from anyone of importance. Like bomb technitians, surgeons, or airline pilots....


I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz

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