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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Pick me pick me!!!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Okay after reviewing the bids and careful consideration I have decided, you win blu, Im yours biggrin The better understanding of women clenched it for you.

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
yay! oops redface

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


the_poierSILVER Member
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england


Posted:
heh well i guess that settles it Blu wins! hug

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest


AtrocitySILVER Member
newbie
2 posts
Location: I move too much... just ask, USA


Posted:
I'll bet my life savings.. $1460.32 on KaelGotRice! I just need to get him up here for auction now.

In Trance We Dance... or light each other on fire.


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
Damn, I lost the bid!

Well done Blu, you are a worthy compeditor

ubbrollsmile

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
WOOOOOHOOOOO!



*does the extra- special happy jig*



Yay! I got a JonnyRok and a 1337poier



*dashes off and returns with the booty for the two newly aquired HOPPers*



A pleasure as always lost83spy, and good on ya for selling to Mynci,wise choice!

biggrin



* continues to do the happy jig*
EDITED_BY: blu_valley (1130158961)

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I'm *STILL* not seeing shirtless pics...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
My owner hasn't been seen around here for months, so I'll go up for auction again.

Shall we start the bidding at an amount?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
OOOh, for Ampersand (what happened to Sparky?)



I bid the following:



an amount (as requested)

anti-hate

Cheese

a nutella fountain

the ability to multiple orgasm

a chat with any three figures from history

a dragon egg

a mint chocolate chip

some chai tea

two of the rings around Saturn

a heard of heffalumps

the themetune to cheers..''where everybody knows your name...''

a fruitbat,a penguin and a hummingbird (cannot be seperated)

a pegusus

the mystery machine

a day in wonderland with alice

a guided tour through my garden which is about 3 metres squared

peppermint foot cooling lotion

an almost new sticky-back note

a small island in the south pacific

a pirate ship

7 drunken sailors

a model of the leaning tower of piza

freedom from judgement

a clear conscience

a better understanding

some marbles

a tarantula called daisy

some radio waves

and a homemade pie

biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
*bump*

Anyone else?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
For crazybambino I bid um...stuff!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:


*Bumps into blu*



No i'm not for sale.

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Works Every time....
biggrin

*spins the disco ball and does a little happy jig*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Konstilovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria


Posted:
i shall put myself up for auction

some facts about me:
-20 years old, brown hair, brown eyes
-im getting kinda buff, although i still sport a beer gut.
-slightly evil
-horny
-likes: spinning fire in the snow, pot, psytrance, dancing to psytrance, telling people why psytrance is better than all other music, hugs and squeezes.

any takers?

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer


baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
What works every time?

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ok, for Konsti I bid the following:

a nutella fountain
the ability to multiple orgasm
a chat with any three figures from history
a dragon egg
a mint chocolate chip
some chai tea
two of the rings around Saturn
a heard of heffalumps
the themetune to cheers..''where everybody knows your name...''
a fruitbat,a penguin and a hummingbird (cannot be seperated)
a pegusus
the mystery machine
a day in wonderland with alice
a guided tour through my garden which is about 3 metres squared
peppermint foot cooling lotion
an almost new sticky-back note
a small island in the south pacific
a pirate ship
7 drunken sailors
a model of the leaning tower of piza (plastic)
freedom from judgement
a clear conscience
a better understanding
some marbles
a tarantula called daisy
some radio waves
and some pink fluff

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
*bump*

I am putting myself up for sale, as desperately need an owner...

I'm 19, loyal, loving and I am into unmentionables in a big way biggrin

For picutre:
I'd be the guy

biggrin biggrin biggrin

misscorinthianSILVER Member
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
How could anyone ignore you??!!

I will start the bidding off- but I am sure u don't reeaaaally want to be owned by me (I have too many unmentionables- of the wrong sort) so I wont be upset wen u find a nice shiny new owner that isn't me but anyways....um...ok I bid:
some tealights
a roll of wrapping paper (+ sellotape)
black eyeliner
a snowman candle
a cherry tree
and a photo of sexy boy doing something unmentionable.

I'm not sure that will be good enough tho....I can see the bar being raised pretty high on this one.

XLenX

Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
i'm in need of a nice owner too so i'm putting myself on the market.


i'm 25, house trained, i don't bite or scratch the furniture (much)





biggrin

IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
Doc wouldnt you like to own matt? I think you would *smirks*

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Gonna leave Blu to the boy buying.... or crazy bambino wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
so who's up for sale now?

Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
Lets see..

I bid for Asena:

Lots of stuff thats unmentionable
Chocolate cake
A Spiderman carpet
A big, big green pillow
Lots & lots of jelly beans
& a muffin

& for Ravehead, I bid:

A fluffy blankie
10 jars of marmite
lots of hugs
a glass full of beans
a pair of fluffy gloves
& a pink fluffy pillow

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
bounce woooooo thanks for the bid lost83spy hug

i'll have to carefully concidder your offer, i'm very tempted by all the fluffy stuff biggrin

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
For ravehead I bid:



A roll of bubble wrap

a bouncey castle

10 metres of pink fur

some novelty flashing drinking glasses

lots of glowsticks

infinite knowledge of a woman's psyche,

plenty of empty ciggie paper packets for roach material

a pink pony

a red heartshaped velvet cushion

slick oakley sun glasses

21 tiger striped pipe cleaners

glow in the dark fangs

a sparkly bouncy ball

a cauldron full of Millions sweeties (them tiny chewy things)

a push pop

a single parent rubber ducky family

tubes of lube

a monkey wrench (to torture mynci)

a plethora of acid trance, euphoric trance and hard house CD's

some scissors

a lemming

pva glue

a potted plant

a magic roundabout

a glass of water

some old pictures of the war

a medalion and fake chest hair

an afro wig

biggrin



--- edit----

and plenty of emoticons for msn messenger biggrin
EDITED_BY: TinklePants (1135085036)

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
wow...................what an offer biggrin

IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: curiosity_shroomed_the_cat


so who's up for sale now?




Its Asena (matt) and ravehead.

*sits on the top balcony to watch the stage*

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
I add to my offer for ravehead...
A set of bag pipes (used)
A blow up sheep (unused)
stripey socks for poitastical spinning
a spare shirt button
a set of false nails
half a can of diet coke
a harp
one of your missing socks
mariah carey's voice
rachel weiss's eyebrows
j lo's butt
a 60 watt pearl light bulb (for replacing ones broken by poi)
a bag of tricks
sticky backed plastic
a hairy canary
a spare finger
scrap material offcuts (assorted, 5kg)
a slinky
Little bunny foofoo
a magical toadstool
a fairy's eyelash
a twig for poking

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
I've had 2 offers, Misscorinthian, and lost spy... oooh i might hold out and see if i get any more offers. biggrin

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