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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:okay, so now i'm skint AND gutted, not even a single bid!
surely i must be worth something?
pleeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeee bid on me
ubbcrying


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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:sweety, i dont think you are meant to list your bad points...

just give us your vitals and step back to let the bidding start!


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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:damn, i thought somebody had bid on me then!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

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Bubbles_
Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian
Member Since: 25th Nov 2004
Total posts: 3383
Posted:i didnt know your were up for auction, ok here goes:

a super size lollie as big as your head,
a bottle of brandy in a eiffel tower bottle, but with no brandy lefted,
a half bottle of febreze,
some flavoured tobbaco,
a glittery disposable camera
and a bag of haribo

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Tabt
Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham
Member Since: 2nd May 2006
Total posts: 1007
Posted:hmmmm....

ill bid.....

some elbow grease
a dirty ashtray
as many malteasers as you can fit in your mouth
a pet albino
a gallon of used milk
a tin of spam
free tripe for a year
and...a hug!

biggrin oooh pick me pick me!! biggrin


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Dragosani
Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds
Member Since: 2nd Jun 2005
Total posts: 679
Posted:I'm still a wee bit drunk, so perhaps this is the ideal time to do this (you might call it a voluntary press ganging)



So here goes,



I'm Bart,

a 30-year young male

I'm a lifeguard and a journalist, so you get the muscels and the brains all in one.

I'm mostly gentle and kind, but make no mistake ladies, I am a man

I like making breakfast in bed and I can watch a girl sleeping for hours without waking her.

I like giving massages. Speciality is foot massages (my little sis is a balletdancer, so I gets lots of practice)

spank for me is about giiving and losing yourself in the moment, trying to reach the stars. It's NOT about reaching the finish line.

I'm trusting and forgiving, but I will get jealous when you start flirting with other guys.

I like swimming and free diving and I am a hobbychef.

I'm an excellent cocktailmaker and I do amazing things with Belgian Chocolate



That's about it...

Any more questions? PM me or ask them in my thread...



*wink* biggrin


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko

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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:ok hehe ill bid for idancelikeatwat

4 glasses with dust balls in them
chocolate
a double bed
life time supply of tabbaco (i thinks hows you spell it)
a nice flower
a few hugs
and a kiss

pick me *flutters eyes*


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:I bid for Dragosani biggrin



Hmmmm...

3 packs of coffee

20 bottles of good German beer so he won't notice I've nicked the Hoegaarden

a dvd of the Shining

complimentary lunch for breakfast in bed, prepared with my amazing cooking skills

monkey binoculars

flavoured massage oil



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"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Dragosani
Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds
Member Since: 2nd Jun 2005
Total posts: 679
Posted:Not bad for starters, not bad at all biggrin

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:i think devilsarmy may have won me, it was the eye fluttering! so, any other offers?

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:hehe well i do try my best *flutters eyes with extreme cuteness* smile

Actually back on HoP guys ...

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Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:right, i'm gonna end my auction before 5pm tonight. so, going once........

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:Going twice..........


SOLD! To the cutie fluttering her eyelids!

i'll take some of those hugs now thankyou very much! it was the tobacco and fluttering of eyelashes that won it for you devilsarmy!
consider me owned!


Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:way!!! hug hug kiss *snuggles idancelikeatwat*

Actually back on HoP guys ...

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Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:*enjoys a good snuggle*

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

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Tabt
Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham
Member Since: 2nd May 2006
Total posts: 1007
Posted:alright Mr Dragosani heres my offer



Some Fine belgian cheese

An umbrella for protecting from poo hooks

half a pilchard

some lukewarm british beer

lots of hug 's

a pet 'dragon' called susan

and a red woolly balloon



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Aurinko
Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam
Member Since: 1st Aug 2006
Total posts: 1034
Posted:eek that's quite a bit!

All I could offer is:



- an incredible amount of instant soup

- some wuppies (but only the small ones)

- my kinder surprise Tom-figure

- a never ending supply of books (most of them on elderly people and social and health politics)

- maybe my leatherman (it was a very cheap one) ... I still have to think about that


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Tabt
Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham
Member Since: 2nd May 2006
Total posts: 1007
Posted:whoa a never ending supply of books?

dagnammit!! ubblol


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Aurinko
Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam
Member Since: 1st Aug 2006
Total posts: 1034
Posted:yeah, they somehow multiply

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iansmith
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Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 90
Posted:This is an outrage. Grown men offering themselves like they were pieces of meat. Bloody scandalous. Unless anyone's interested in me, that is.

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Tabt
Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham
Member Since: 2nd May 2006
Total posts: 1007
Posted:are they all the same book? ubblol

is it burglar bill? i heart that book!

ILL 'AVE THAT!!!!


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:ooooh I have competition now!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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Aurinko
Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam
Member Since: 1st Aug 2006
Total posts: 1034
Posted:I guess we can switch from bidding for guys to bidding for books now, can't we?



Unless of course iansmith could praise himself a bit ...



or we could just have a general auction and/or rummage sale ... how about: on display are an old pair of socks, some interesting books, two guys and lemon cheesecake (that one's for Freya wink)


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:I don't know, I want more boys! I don't really own any yet frown

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:*Cough* (Here we Go, I need an owner)



See what I can get...



Hello. I'm Dave. 5ft 8 Chinese...



* Sometime Artist

* Good with Babies

* In-built film database

* Excellent Cook

* Good Singing Voice...

* Gives massages so good that it prompted a straight male friend to say 'Dave, I'd HAPPILY leave my girlfriend for you!'

* The Most Modest Person in the World TM



Auction closes in two days.



Start the bidding at a rusty thimble...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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iansmith
member

Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 90
Posted:I'm actually too modest to praise myself. In fact, I'm a firm believer in "try before you buy"..... Freya was asking if I wear anything under my kilt. Maybe all the bidders should have a quick peek before they offer their hard-earned cheesecake. I would send in a photo, but I wouldn't want to frighten the horses, as the saying goes.

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:hmmmm,
i bid for starters;
*said rusty thimble, stolen from my nan's place
*as much g&b products as you can eat or drink
*my ultra poi, once my new rainbow socks come
*a sympathetic ear
*my ability to use extreme heat to join metals and make shiny things


Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Think of it like a job interview. Nothing wrong with listing your strengths!



Can I take a peek under your kilt...? biggrin



idancelikeatwatme: OOOooooh, good opening bid. See if anyone can improve on that...! rolleyes


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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iansmith
member

Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 90
Posted:Sure Neon, just as long as you know that Freya's in the front of the queue. Well, she did ask first!

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Tabt
Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham
Member Since: 2nd May 2006
Total posts: 1007
Posted:Oh dear, this is turning out to be similar to the whole "naked thursdays at the swimming pool" situation ubblol


 Written by: Aurinko



or we could just have a general auction and/or rummage sale ... how about: on display are an old pair of socks, some interesting books, two guys and lemon cheesecake (that one's for Freya wink)



so i get the two guys and the lemon cheesecake?

Happy Days!!! bounce

is one of them Ghugh Gackman? wink


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