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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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webdaemon
Member

Member Since: 10th Sep 2005
Total posts: 40
Posted:hmm what is expected of me when i am "owned"...

weavesmiley juggle ubbloco censored devil mad2 spank peace beerchug hug


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kittykiller
kittykiller

newbie

Member Since: 30th Jan 2006
Total posts: 23
Posted:so throw me up on the auction block.

I'm 17, a plucky american, I do crazy glow poi and hopefully in college i will be able to move into fire. I also have some mad crazy juggling skillz. I am soon to be college bound, however I know not where I will go. I enjoy the company of animals of all kinds, and I also enjoy the company of a fine wine.

sooo....let the auction begin.


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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:Oh you know, just the usual things....cleaning, washing, ironing...all that stuff. Not really, I'll decide what I'll do with you once I own you wink ubbangel

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:Wow so far I'm currently bidding for two people but still don't own anyone yet...hhhmmm...may as well start the bidding for kittykiller at:

A new top-of-the-range mountain bike
A new top-of-the-range snow board
An unlimited suply of techno CD's
A hug
Some new juggling balls
Some new glow poi
An unlimited suply of any wine you chose
Anndd...a fork smile


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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JayKitty
JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey
Member Since: 7th Nov 2004
Total posts: 534
Posted:Proudly owned by DasNoley... but she's not very social. So, to satisfy my craving for contact with my fellow HoPers, I'd like to put myself on the auction stand once again. Formally won by kmbKitten.

I'm 18 years old, I love to dance. I cook wonderful dinners, I keep a very neat and clean place, I sew and make my own clothing, and I do, in fact, do windows. I spin poi, double staff, a little contact staff and decent contact juggling. I keep in shape too, lots of swimming, kickboxing and running. Did I mention I love to dance? I've got a bunch of pictures on my gallery for your viewing pleasure ^_^ Check me out. So who wants to open the bid?

I'll start the bidding for the cute little HoPer above me as well. 2 bottles of ultra pure parafin and some colorful candy raver beads. Anyone willing to go higher? Come on ladies! He's got potential... even though he's now my rival ubblol


Don't mind me, just passing through.

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kittykiller
kittykiller

newbie

Member Since: 30th Jan 2006
Total posts: 23
Posted:oh my...good things...and that fork is just that extra somethin...hmmm...

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JayKitty
JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey
Member Since: 7th Nov 2004
Total posts: 534
Posted:Oops, wrong page, sorry. I retract my original statment of "above me" and put in "below me"... just because he's plucky

Don't mind me, just passing through.

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kittykiller
kittykiller

newbie

Member Since: 30th Jan 2006
Total posts: 23
Posted:gaaaah! kitty!

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:I checked out your photo gallery, JayKitty. Not bad wink

But I am really bad at this whole bid thing, so I think I'll just leave

*wanders off to another thread*


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:Oohh does that mean I win webdaemon??

And of course...the fork just makes it tongue


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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JayKitty
JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey
Member Since: 7th Nov 2004
Total posts: 534
Posted:Hehe, kitty killer... JayKitty

ONLY ONE CAN SURVIVE ::insert evil laugh around here::


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kittykiller
kittykiller

newbie

Member Since: 30th Jan 2006
Total posts: 23
Posted:jaykitty...dont make me live up to my name.

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kittykiller
kittykiller

newbie

Member Since: 30th Jan 2006
Total posts: 23
Posted:muahahahahahaha....i mean...i love everyone and everything...





special deal, all kitties must...go...


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webdaemon
Member

Member Since: 10th Sep 2005
Total posts: 40
Posted:kittykitty u a dude or chick?
for kittykiller i bid:

1. fire staff of choice
2. fire poi set of choice
3. access to my private FTP for all the music ever made so they can spin for years
4. 2 bottles of paraffin
5. 2 bottles of kerosene
6. a book on how to skin a cat called "more than one way to skin a cat"


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kittykiller
kittykiller

newbie

Member Since: 30th Jan 2006
Total posts: 23
Posted:im clearly a dude.. oh, and i already have all 6 volumes of that book.

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webdaemon
Member

Member Since: 10th Sep 2005
Total posts: 40
Posted:ok kittykiller ill up my offer by givng you 2 of each species of cat... including the wild ones. lions tigers, pumas...ect...

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:Psstt....webdaemon, you still haven't sold your self...can I own you....pwetty pwease?? smile

And I'll bid on kittykiller the followings which is a collection of all the preious bids and also some added exrta's smile

A new top-of-the-range mountain bike
A new top-of-the-range snow board
An unlimited suply of techno CD's
A hug
Some new juggling balls
Some new glow poi
An unlimited suply of any wine you chose
Anndd...a fork smile
2 bottles of ultra pure parafin
Some colorful candy raver beads.
Fire staff of choice
Fire poi set of choice
Access to my private FTP for all the music ever made so they can spin for years
2 bottles of paraffin
2 bottles of kerosene
A book on how to skin a cat called "more than one way to skin a cat"
2 of each species of cat... including the wild ones. lions tigers, pumas...ect...
A planet of your choice
A weekly rave head in honour of you
An anual festivale held in honour of you
The ability to breath under water
The ability to fly
Anndd...a spoon to go with your fork smile


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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webdaemon
Member

Member Since: 10th Sep 2005
Total posts: 40
Posted:kittykiller i offer all these:

A new top-of-the-range mountain bike
A new top-of-the-range snow board
An unlimited suply of techno CD's
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Some new juggling balls
Some new glow poi
An unlimited suply of any wine you chose
Anndd...a fork
2 bottles of ultra pure parafin
Some colorful candy raver beads.
Fire staff of choice
Fire poi set of choice
Access to my private FTP for all the music ever made so they can spin for years
2 bottles of paraffin
2 bottles of kerosene
A book on how to skin a cat called "more than one way to skin a cat"
2 of each species of cat... including the wild ones. lions tigers, pumas...ect...
A planet of your choice
A weekly rave head in honour of you
An anual festivale held in honour of you
The ability to breath under water
The ability to fly
Anndd...a spoon to go with your fork

AND

a one of a kind (because i made it) perfectly tuned sniper rifle (ment for kittykilling of all kinds/breeds) and a lifetime supply of amunition and you may go kitty hunting with me any time.

2006 webdaemon... yes FSA this means you cant copy ANY of this tongue


weavesmiley juggle ubbloco mad2 censored ubbloco spank beerchug peace


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kittykiller
kittykiller

newbie

Member Since: 30th Jan 2006
Total posts: 23
Posted:sooooooo my spoon and fork would be rather lonely without a certain other utensil...

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webdaemon
Member

Member Since: 10th Sep 2005
Total posts: 40
Posted:kittykiller ill throw in a full set of utencials... and a pocket knife.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:I'm putting JAC aka Doug up for auction.

Hes got all his own teeth, and, at the risk of making me look gay, he's not all that bad looking.

His benefits: He can annoy anyone out of a room
His negatives: He can annoy anyone out of a room. wink

He cooks, he cleans, and he participates in a bit of slavery once in a whiles. Good around the house. Answers to Git, or bitch. wink

Any questions?

No?

Then let the bidding begin. smile


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Just_Another_Clown
Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London
Member Since: 1st Jul 2005
Total posts: 965
Posted:Right...Apart from What henry said, half of it being true (that half you can decide for yourself.) I am up for auction...apparently. biggrin

I do a tad of cleaning and i am a good listener! So be kind please smile


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:i bid:

all chocolate in the world

poi

a new staff

fire

bucket of worms

a bag

socks (extra long ones)

4 bottles of WKD

more beer on top of that

big pack of protein shake

web cam

an old wine gum

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date with dream girl (ill leave that up to FRD)

free train tickets for anywhere in the coutry

free airfair to france

old tissue

lots of smiles

a puddle

and loads of kisses biggrin

EDITED_BY: devilsarmy (1139869859)


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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:I probably should also mention that JAC has an odd inept ability to use electrical equipment. Despite this, he insits on dragging around a camera, with which he records stuff, but doesn't actually do anything with the footage. ubbangel

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:and ill add to my list:
a camera that as soon as u have recorded film it atuomatically goes into the place you want it to


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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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JayKitty
JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey
Member Since: 7th Nov 2004
Total posts: 534
Posted:you can spoon... and you can fork... but i bet you've never sporked! I offer a single spork. Not as much as the others... but i like to think of it as quality over quantity

Don't mind me, just passing through.

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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:lol i add to my list:

an old box
cats empire cd
some old bread (with mould)
cordless mouse
another cat empire cd (just found one)
2 bottles of paraffin
a pack of pringles
some old coke
a knife and spoon
an old pan
a brick
led poi
new juggling balls
colorful candy raver beads
The ability to fly

thats all i got so far but i will add


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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Boo_Bunny
Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you
Member Since: 18th Mar 2005
Total posts: 933
Posted:I bid for doug-



hugs-lots of them

My cat empire cd

all of the music on my lappy- at last count it was over 4 days worth

my favorite blanket (its a double bed one and huge)

3 of my pillow

a small fluffy dog and 2 kittens

a green elephant named Roy and his cookies

My simon and Garkunkel Greatest Hits record, and a record player

2 pairs of red sparkely shoes

My youngest brother- hes fun and good at video game (hey, i have to find someway of getting rid of him)

The freedom to tickle me mercylessly- people say its fun, i dunno personaly

a visit from the fabulus me biggrin

My prettyful purple flags

Your own yoght

A green witches hat

20 chocolate cakes

lots of hand-made cookies

more hugs

somemore hugs

a blue bar of soap

Father Christmas- the real one



more to follow



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a pixie

a dvd of unknown content

a fully working lightbulb

a jar full of niceness


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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:i previously had:
all chocolate in the world
poi
a new staff
fire
bucket of worms
a bag
socks (extra long ones)
4 bottles of WKD
more beer on top of that
big pack of protein shake
web cam
an old wine gum
date with dream girl (ill leave that up to FRD)
free train tickets for anywhere in the coutry
free airfair to france
old tissue
lots of smiles
a puddle
and loads of kisses
a camera that as soon as u have recorded film it atuomatically goes into the place you want it to

an old box
cats empire cd
some old bread (with mould)
cordless mouse
another cat empire cd (just found one)
2 bottles of paraffin
a pack of pringles
some old coke
a knife and spoon
an old pan
a brick
led poi
new juggling balls
colorful candy raver beads
The ability to fly

then i will add:

a pair of stripey gloves
signed autograph of the empire cats
A rug (s'white, but a bit dirty)
A book called "Never too Busy to be Beautiful"
A lemongrass-scented tealight
An eyelash
A small angel in a box
A shoelace
a pirate ship
A bucket of orange skittles
A pot plant called Fido
and........a gold pencil crayon


Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:throws body on to auction table

any takers?


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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