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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
now comes with skydiving license
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
Posted:
Ah *tap's nose in that annoying sneaky 'I know something that you don't way'* I must be psycic
Wooo I'm on the way to owning you
Ah *tap's nose in that annoying sneaky 'I know something that you don't way'* I must be psycic
Wooo I'm on the way to owning you
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
BRONZE Member
Member
40 posts
Location: USA
Member
40 posts
Location: USA
Posted:
hmm what is expected of me when i am "owned"...
hmm what is expected of me when i am "owned"...
SILVER Member
newbie
23 posts
Location: USA
newbie
23 posts
Location: USA
Posted:
so throw me up on the auction block.
I'm 17, a plucky american, I do crazy glow poi and hopefully in college i will be able to move into fire. I also have some mad crazy juggling skillz. I am soon to be college bound, however I know not where I will go. I enjoy the company of animals of all kinds, and I also enjoy the company of a fine wine.
sooo....let the auction begin.
so throw me up on the auction block.
I'm 17, a plucky american, I do crazy glow poi and hopefully in college i will be able to move into fire. I also have some mad crazy juggling skillz. I am soon to be college bound, however I know not where I will go. I enjoy the company of animals of all kinds, and I also enjoy the company of a fine wine.
sooo....let the auction begin.
now comes with skydiving license
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
Posted:
Oh you know, just the usual things....cleaning, washing, ironing...all that stuff. Not really, I'll decide what I'll do with you once I own you
Oh you know, just the usual things....cleaning, washing, ironing...all that stuff. Not really, I'll decide what I'll do with you once I own you
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
now comes with skydiving license
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
Posted:
Wow so far I'm currently bidding for two people but still don't own anyone yet...hhhmmm...may as well start the bidding for kittykiller at:
A new top-of-the-range mountain bike
A new top-of-the-range snow board
An unlimited suply of techno CD's
A
Some new juggling balls
Some new glow poi
An unlimited suply of any wine you chose
Anndd...a fork
Wow so far I'm currently bidding for two people but still don't own anyone yet...hhhmmm...may as well start the bidding for kittykiller at:
A new top-of-the-range mountain bike
A new top-of-the-range snow board
An unlimited suply of techno CD's
A
Some new juggling balls
Some new glow poi
An unlimited suply of any wine you chose
Anndd...a fork
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
GOLD Member
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA
Posted:
Proudly owned by DasNoley... but she's not very social. So, to satisfy my craving for contact with my fellow HoPers, I'd like to put myself on the auction stand once again. Formally won by kmbKitten.
I'm 18 years old, I love to dance. I cook wonderful dinners, I keep a very neat and clean place, I sew and make my own clothing, and I do, in fact, do windows. I spin poi, double staff, a little contact staff and decent contact juggling. I keep in shape too, lots of swimming, kickboxing and running. Did I mention I love to dance? I've got a bunch of pictures on my gallery for your viewing pleasure ^_^ Check me out. So who wants to open the bid?
I'll start the bidding for the cute little HoPer above me as well. 2 bottles of ultra pure parafin and some colorful candy raver beads. Anyone willing to go higher? Come on ladies! He's got potential... even though he's now my rival
Proudly owned by DasNoley... but she's not very social. So, to satisfy my craving for contact with my fellow HoPers, I'd like to put myself on the auction stand once again. Formally won by kmbKitten.
I'm 18 years old, I love to dance. I cook wonderful dinners, I keep a very neat and clean place, I sew and make my own clothing, and I do, in fact, do windows. I spin poi, double staff, a little contact staff and decent contact juggling. I keep in shape too, lots of swimming, kickboxing and running. Did I mention I love to dance? I've got a bunch of pictures on my gallery for your viewing pleasure ^_^ Check me out. So who wants to open the bid?
I'll start the bidding for the cute little HoPer above me as well. 2 bottles of ultra pure parafin and some colorful candy raver beads. Anyone willing to go higher? Come on ladies! He's got potential... even though he's now my rival
Don't mind me, just passing through.
SILVER Member
newbie
23 posts
Location: USA
newbie
23 posts
Location: USA
Posted:
oh my...good things...and that fork is just that extra somethin...hmmm...
oh my...good things...and that fork is just that extra somethin...hmmm...
GOLD Member
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA
Posted:
Oops, wrong page, sorry. I retract my original statment of "above me" and put in "below me"... just because he's plucky
Oops, wrong page, sorry. I retract my original statment of "above me" and put in "below me"... just because he's plucky
Don't mind me, just passing through.
SILVER Member
newbie
23 posts
Location: USA
newbie
23 posts
Location: USA
Posted:
gaaaah! kitty!
gaaaah! kitty!
BRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Posted:
I checked out your photo gallery, JayKitty. Not bad
But I am really bad at this whole bid thing, so I think I'll just leave
*wanders off to another thread*
I checked out your photo gallery, JayKitty. Not bad
But I am really bad at this whole bid thing, so I think I'll just leave
*wanders off to another thread*
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
now comes with skydiving license
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
Posted:
Oohh does that mean I win webdaemon??
And of course...the fork just makes it
Oohh does that mean I win webdaemon??
And of course...the fork just makes it
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
GOLD Member
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA
Posted:
Hehe, kitty killer... JayKitty
ONLY ONE CAN SURVIVE ::insert evil laugh around here::
Hehe, kitty killer... JayKitty
ONLY ONE CAN SURVIVE ::insert evil laugh around here::
Don't mind me, just passing through.
SILVER Member
newbie
23 posts
Location: USA
newbie
23 posts
Location: USA
Posted:
jaykitty...dont make me live up to my name.
jaykitty...dont make me live up to my name.
SILVER Member
newbie
23 posts
Location: USA
newbie
23 posts
Location: USA
Posted:
muahahahahahaha....i mean...i love everyone and everything...
special deal, all kitties must...go...
muahahahahahaha....i mean...i love everyone and everything...
special deal, all kitties must...go...
BRONZE Member
Member
40 posts
Location: USA
Member
40 posts
Location: USA
Posted:
kittykitty u a dude or chick?
for kittykiller i bid:
1. fire staff of choice
2. fire poi set of choice
3. access to my private FTP for all the music ever made so they can spin for years
4. 2 bottles of paraffin
5. 2 bottles of kerosene
6. a book on how to skin a cat called "more than one way to skin a cat"
kittykitty u a dude or chick?
for kittykiller i bid:
1. fire staff of choice
2. fire poi set of choice
3. access to my private FTP for all the music ever made so they can spin for years
4. 2 bottles of paraffin
5. 2 bottles of kerosene
6. a book on how to skin a cat called "more than one way to skin a cat"
SILVER Member
newbie
23 posts
Location: USA
newbie
23 posts
Location: USA
Posted:
im clearly a dude.. oh, and i already have all 6 volumes of that book.
im clearly a dude.. oh, and i already have all 6 volumes of that book.
BRONZE Member
Member
40 posts
Location: USA
Member
40 posts
Location: USA
Posted:
ok kittykiller ill up my offer by givng you 2 of each species of cat... including the wild ones. lions tigers, pumas...ect...
ok kittykiller ill up my offer by givng you 2 of each species of cat... including the wild ones. lions tigers, pumas...ect...
now comes with skydiving license
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
Posted:
Psstt....webdaemon, you still haven't sold your self...can I own you....pwetty pwease??
And I'll bid on kittykiller the followings which is a collection of all the preious bids and also some added exrta's
A new top-of-the-range mountain bike
A new top-of-the-range snow board
An unlimited suply of techno CD's
A
Some new juggling balls
Some new glow poi
An unlimited suply of any wine you chose
Anndd...a fork
2 bottles of ultra pure parafin
Some colorful candy raver beads.
Fire staff of choice
Fire poi set of choice
Access to my private FTP for all the music ever made so they can spin for years
2 bottles of paraffin
2 bottles of kerosene
A book on how to skin a cat called "more than one way to skin a cat"
2 of each species of cat... including the wild ones. lions tigers, pumas...ect...
A planet of your choice
A weekly rave head in honour of you
An anual festivale held in honour of you
The ability to breath under water
The ability to fly
Anndd...a spoon to go with your fork
Psstt....webdaemon, you still haven't sold your self...can I own you....pwetty pwease??
And I'll bid on kittykiller the followings which is a collection of all the preious bids and also some added exrta's
A new top-of-the-range mountain bike
A new top-of-the-range snow board
An unlimited suply of techno CD's
A
Some new juggling balls
Some new glow poi
An unlimited suply of any wine you chose
Anndd...a fork
2 bottles of ultra pure parafin
Some colorful candy raver beads.
Fire staff of choice
Fire poi set of choice
Access to my private FTP for all the music ever made so they can spin for years
2 bottles of paraffin
2 bottles of kerosene
A book on how to skin a cat called "more than one way to skin a cat"
2 of each species of cat... including the wild ones. lions tigers, pumas...ect...
A planet of your choice
A weekly rave head in honour of you
An anual festivale held in honour of you
The ability to breath under water
The ability to fly
Anndd...a spoon to go with your fork
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
BRONZE Member
Member
40 posts
Location: USA
Member
40 posts
Location: USA
Posted:
kittykiller i offer all these:
A new top-of-the-range mountain bike
A new top-of-the-range snow board
An unlimited suply of techno CD's
A
Some new juggling balls
Some new glow poi
An unlimited suply of any wine you chose
Anndd...a fork
2 bottles of ultra pure parafin
Some colorful candy raver beads.
Fire staff of choice
Fire poi set of choice
Access to my private FTP for all the music ever made so they can spin for years
2 bottles of paraffin
2 bottles of kerosene
A book on how to skin a cat called "more than one way to skin a cat"
2 of each species of cat... including the wild ones. lions tigers, pumas...ect...
A planet of your choice
A weekly rave head in honour of you
An anual festivale held in honour of you
The ability to breath under water
The ability to fly
Anndd...a spoon to go with your fork
AND
a one of a kind (because i made it) perfectly tuned sniper rifle (ment for kittykilling of all kinds/breeds) and a lifetime supply of amunition and you may go kitty hunting with me any time.
© 2006 webdaemon... yes FSA this means you cant copy ANY of this
kittykiller i offer all these:
A new top-of-the-range mountain bike
A new top-of-the-range snow board
An unlimited suply of techno CD's
A
Some new juggling balls
Some new glow poi
An unlimited suply of any wine you chose
Anndd...a fork
2 bottles of ultra pure parafin
Some colorful candy raver beads.
Fire staff of choice
Fire poi set of choice
Access to my private FTP for all the music ever made so they can spin for years
2 bottles of paraffin
2 bottles of kerosene
A book on how to skin a cat called "more than one way to skin a cat"
2 of each species of cat... including the wild ones. lions tigers, pumas...ect...
A planet of your choice
A weekly rave head in honour of you
An anual festivale held in honour of you
The ability to breath under water
The ability to fly
Anndd...a spoon to go with your fork
AND
a one of a kind (because i made it) perfectly tuned sniper rifle (ment for kittykilling of all kinds/breeds) and a lifetime supply of amunition and you may go kitty hunting with me any time.
© 2006 webdaemon... yes FSA this means you cant copy ANY of this
SILVER Member
newbie
23 posts
Location: USA
newbie
23 posts
Location: USA
Posted:
sooooooo my spoon and fork would be rather lonely without a certain other utensil...
sooooooo my spoon and fork would be rather lonely without a certain other utensil...
BRONZE Member
Member
40 posts
Location: USA
Member
40 posts
Location: USA
Posted:
kittykiller ill throw in a full set of utencials... and a pocket knife.
kittykiller ill throw in a full set of utencials... and a pocket knife.
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
I'm putting [Old link] aka Doug up for auction.
Hes got all his own teeth, and, at the risk of making me look gay, he's not all that bad looking.
His benefits: He can annoy anyone out of a room
His negatives: He can annoy anyone out of a room.
He cooks, he cleans, and he participates in a bit of slavery once in a whiles. Good around the house. Answers to Git, or bitch.
Any questions?
No?
Then let the bidding begin.
I'm putting [Old link] aka Doug up for auction.
Hes got all his own teeth, and, at the risk of making me look gay, he's not all that bad looking.
His benefits: He can annoy anyone out of a room
His negatives: He can annoy anyone out of a room.
He cooks, he cleans, and he participates in a bit of slavery once in a whiles. Good around the house. Answers to Git, or bitch.
Any questions?
No?
Then let the bidding begin.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
old hand
965 posts
Location: London
965 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Right...Apart from What henry said, half of it being true (that half you can decide for yourself.) I am up for auction...apparently.
I do a tad of cleaning and i am a good listener! So be kind please
Right...Apart from What henry said, half of it being true (that half you can decide for yourself.) I am up for auction...apparently.
I do a tad of cleaning and i am a good listener! So be kind please
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
i bid:
all chocolate in the world
poi
a new staff
fire
bucket of worms
a bag
socks (extra long ones)
4 bottles of WKD
more beer on top of that
big pack of protein shake
web cam
an old wine gum
---------edit--------------
date with dream girl (ill leave that up to FRD)
free train tickets for anywhere in the coutry
free airfair to france
old tissue
lots of smiles
a puddle
and loads of kisses
EDITED_BY: devilsarmy (1139869859)
i bid:
all chocolate in the world
poi
a new staff
fire
bucket of worms
a bag
socks (extra long ones)
4 bottles of WKD
more beer on top of that
big pack of protein shake
web cam
an old wine gum
---------edit--------------
date with dream girl (ill leave that up to FRD)
free train tickets for anywhere in the coutry
free airfair to france
old tissue
lots of smiles
a puddle
and loads of kisses
EDITED_BY: devilsarmy (1139869859)
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
I probably should also mention that JAC has an odd inept ability to use electrical equipment. Despite this, he insits on dragging around a camera, with which he records stuff, but doesn't actually do anything with the footage.
I probably should also mention that JAC has an odd inept ability to use electrical equipment. Despite this, he insits on dragging around a camera, with which he records stuff, but doesn't actually do anything with the footage.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
and ill add to my list:
a camera that as soon as u have recorded film it atuomatically goes into the place you want it to
and ill add to my list:
a camera that as soon as u have recorded film it atuomatically goes into the place you want it to
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
GOLD Member
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA
Posted:
you can spoon... and you can fork... but i bet you've never sporked! I offer a single spork. Not as much as the others... but i like to think of it as quality over quantity
you can spoon... and you can fork... but i bet you've never sporked! I offer a single spork. Not as much as the others... but i like to think of it as quality over quantity
Don't mind me, just passing through.
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
lol i add to my list:
an old box
cats empire cd
some old bread (with mould)
cordless mouse
another cat empire cd (just found one)
2 bottles of paraffin
a pack of pringles
some old coke
a knife and spoon
an old pan
a brick
led poi
new juggling balls
colorful candy raver beads
The ability to fly
thats all i got so far but i will add
lol i add to my list:
an old box
cats empire cd
some old bread (with mould)
cordless mouse
another cat empire cd (just found one)
2 bottles of paraffin
a pack of pringles
some old coke
a knife and spoon
an old pan
a brick
led poi
new juggling balls
colorful candy raver beads
The ability to fly
thats all i got so far but i will add
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
BRONZE Member
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Posted:
I bid for doug-
hugs-lots of them
My cat empire cd
all of the music on my lappy- at last count it was over 4 days worth
my favorite blanket (its a double bed one and huge)
3 of my pillow
a small fluffy dog and 2 kittens
a green elephant named Roy and his cookies
My simon and Garkunkel Greatest Hits record, and a record player
2 pairs of red sparkely shoes
My youngest brother- hes fun and good at video game (hey, i have to find someway of getting rid of him)
The freedom to tickle me mercylessly- people say its fun, i dunno personaly
a visit from the fabulus me
My prettyful purple flags
Your own yoght
A green witches hat
20 chocolate cakes
lots of hand-made cookies
more hugs
somemore hugs
a blue bar of soap
Father Christmas- the real one
more to follow
-edit-
a pixie
a dvd of unknown content
a fully working lightbulb
a jar full of niceness
EDITED_BY: Boo_Bunny (1139941579)
I bid for doug-
hugs-lots of them
My cat empire cd
all of the music on my lappy- at last count it was over 4 days worth
my favorite blanket (its a double bed one and huge)
3 of my pillow
a small fluffy dog and 2 kittens
a green elephant named Roy and his cookies
My simon and Garkunkel Greatest Hits record, and a record player
2 pairs of red sparkely shoes
My youngest brother- hes fun and good at video game (hey, i have to find someway of getting rid of him)
The freedom to tickle me mercylessly- people say its fun, i dunno personaly
a visit from the fabulus me
My prettyful purple flags
Your own yoght
A green witches hat
20 chocolate cakes
lots of hand-made cookies
more hugs
somemore hugs
a blue bar of soap
Father Christmas- the real one
more to follow
-edit-
a pixie
a dvd of unknown content
a fully working lightbulb
a jar full of niceness
EDITED_BY: Boo_Bunny (1139941579)
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
i previously had:
all chocolate in the world
poi
a new staff
fire
bucket of worms
a bag
socks (extra long ones)
4 bottles of WKD
more beer on top of that
big pack of protein shake
web cam
an old wine gum
date with dream girl (ill leave that up to FRD)
free train tickets for anywhere in the coutry
free airfair to france
old tissue
lots of smiles
a puddle
and loads of kisses
a camera that as soon as u have recorded film it atuomatically goes into the place you want it to
an old box
cats empire cd
some old bread (with mould)
cordless mouse
another cat empire cd (just found one)
2 bottles of paraffin
a pack of pringles
some old coke
a knife and spoon
an old pan
a brick
led poi
new juggling balls
colorful candy raver beads
The ability to fly
then i will add:
a pair of stripey gloves
signed autograph of the empire cats
A rug (s'white, but a bit dirty)
A book called "Never too Busy to be Beautiful"
A lemongrass-scented tealight
An eyelash
A small angel in a box
A shoelace
a pirate ship
A bucket of orange skittles
A pot plant called Fido
and........a gold pencil crayon
i previously had:
all chocolate in the world
poi
a new staff
fire
bucket of worms
a bag
socks (extra long ones)
4 bottles of WKD
more beer on top of that
big pack of protein shake
web cam
an old wine gum
date with dream girl (ill leave that up to FRD)
free train tickets for anywhere in the coutry
free airfair to france
old tissue
lots of smiles
a puddle
and loads of kisses
a camera that as soon as u have recorded film it atuomatically goes into the place you want it to
an old box
cats empire cd
some old bread (with mould)
cordless mouse
another cat empire cd (just found one)
2 bottles of paraffin
a pack of pringles
some old coke
a knife and spoon
an old pan
a brick
led poi
new juggling balls
colorful candy raver beads
The ability to fly
then i will add:
a pair of stripey gloves
signed autograph of the empire cats
A rug (s'white, but a bit dirty)
A book called "Never too Busy to be Beautiful"
A lemongrass-scented tealight
An eyelash
A small angel in a box
A shoelace
a pirate ship
A bucket of orange skittles
A pot plant called Fido
and........a gold pencil crayon
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
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