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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:No thanks I already have yoni's soul biggrin

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:You mean you are soul-less???? M.O!!!! (multipe orgasms) Hang on a minute.......

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:eyelashes??? mine are stupidly long for a blokes ubblol

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:Me and Yoni did a soul-swap - like wifeswap but without the wifes and bitchiness!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:wow...beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice ubbtickled

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:eyelash swap???? ubblol

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:No ta, mine are too purdy
<---------------look!


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:mine are longer!!!!

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Psycho_lemming
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

Psycho_lemming

Running hippy spinning lemming
Location: Scotland

Total posts: 15
Posted:Written by: ravehead

it was heads.................i am now the ownee of you biggrin



<runs in.... too late... dah... frown...>

hug


Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:awwwwwww sorry nemo hug

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thegreatBJ


Woman! Not gay Man!
Location: Hull...ish

Total posts: 332
Posted:can i bid this old wrapper i found in my pocket for asena?

I AM NOT A GAY MAN!

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:LOL ravehead had a lot of offers
BJ, come on, Blu offers loads and you have a wrapper....
i'm sure you can do better rolleyes


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misscorinthian
SILVER Member since Sep 2005

misscorinthian

old hand
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 784
Posted:After careful thought I have decided to up my bid for asena.

I now add to the previous ( don't ask me to repeat it I can't remember..oh I'll go look in a minute)

A fireside cuddle with my cat
a lavender wheat bag
pair of orange patent stillettos
a sheepskin
my leather-look-pvc corset
some lemsip
a roast dinner
box of mansize tissues (!!)
multi-coloured post-its
plane ticket to Ireland
super size paddling pool
a rabbit hutch
and lots of zubbles.


XLenX

Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena

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crowley2
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

crowley2

official hop cutie
Location: Uk, Essex, Clacton

Total posts: 272
Posted:oo oo can i go on the auction to

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry pratchett

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:i bid for crowley2 a halfe eaten twiglettubblol



final offer!!! tongue


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crowley2
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

crowley2

official hop cutie
Location: Uk, Essex, Clacton

Total posts: 272
Posted:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooo

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry pratchett

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:SOLD to miss corinthian...
it was the zubbles that did it! biggrin

now i'm gonna bid on crowley... because he is the HoP cutie...
I bid:
a stick of orbit ice white
a used envelope
a stack of blank cds
a swear box full of coppers
4 martial arts trophies
1 cuddley fimble toy
"nobby"
naked pictures of me
a harry potter toy
my 20gb ipod photo
a 3 and 1/2 inch floppy
2 glasses from foreign lands
a pair of nunchucks
and 'thegreatBJ'... choose if you want that to be an unmentionable or the person on this site...


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misscorinthian
SILVER Member since Sep 2005

misscorinthian

old hand
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 784
Posted:Huzzah!! *does a little dance*

Does this mean I can put you on a lead and parade you round for a bit??


XLenX

Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:you can do what you want with me! "dress me up make it tight i'm you dolly" (in the style of barbie girl aqua)

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misscorinthian
SILVER Member since Sep 2005

misscorinthian

old hand
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 784
Posted:Don't tempt me- you have my corset now and some rather fetching shoes.

Hmmmm, now do I bid for crowley...........I think I will, Asena I see your
a stick of orbit ice white
a used envelope
a stack of blank cds
a swear box full of coppers
4 martial arts trophies
1 cuddley fimble toy
"nobby"
naked pictures of me
a harry potter toy
my 20gb ipod photo
a 3 and 1/2 inch floppy
2 glasses from foreign lands
a pair of nunchucks
and 'thegreatBJ'

and I raise you..
All of what he said plus:
some verrry expensive hot chocolate
a lilo
ALL the cuddly fimbles toys
fruity sun lotion
suede boots
two black ponies
a trailer tent.


XLenX

Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:Hmmm for crowley I bid...

my old finding nemo cereal toy
kate bush (she's mine u know)
half a bottle of Baileys liquer
a dye job of any color or braids
my squidgee thing- its bright pink and comfy to sleep on
3 of my cuddly toys- theres ziggy the bee, money bag, Popple, Zips the dragon, Mini B and my rainbow snake. I have more but they arent the best.
My postcard collection (the really bright funky ones that you get in pubs n cinemas etc.
A box of after eights
My extremely long paperclip chain
And some of my best artwork


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:For Crowly I bid the following:

a pool of custard
a glow in the dark plastic spider
a flea circus
a pirate ship
A small island in the south pacific (still secretly under construction)
18 paperclips
All the spices in india
a dream come true
inflamability
a better understanding of women
a packet of sweets
a bouncy castle
a submarine
a nose plug
a green sparkly pen
a song which I shall sing
some fluff
all the hotels from a monopoly board
a tom green coaster
a toy train
an invisibility cloak
12 supersoakers
a hom made pie
good vibrations
100000 cyber hugs
and a pyramid of cards
something fluffy you can play with
18 red candles
a long sharp shiny thing
a pool filled with your fave drink
freedom from judgement
an audience with the person of your choice
a really long cloak with a hood (black)
13 palm trees
and some grapes
freedom from judgement
188 days of pure ecstacy
agelessness
strength of a bear
a pool filled with jelly and the half-naked bodies of 4 people of your choice in the entire universe
2 camels
lots of grapes
a fully staffed cruise ship
your favourit meal, cooked by the chef of your choice, once a week for the rest of your life.
telekenisis
a golden harp
a cherry fruit roll
an annual party, held in your honour and named after you in the location of your choice with the line-up of your choice
all the red jelly-beans in the world
an ocean
11 blue pens
a green left shoe
a pirates parrot (stuffed)
an answer to any burning question you may have
the ability to do anything you want without consequences
tea,as much as you want, whenever you want.
an elephant army
18 house-trained monkeys
a castle on a cloude
a private beach in the location of your choice.
a chat with mother nature
all the disney cuddley toys currently available
a pool of liquid chocolate
the ability to manifest objects at will
super-hearing abilities
your own jumbo jet,that runs on oxygen
a hockey stick
something blue and fluffy
5 supersoakers
a personal chef
a bag of happiness
an ice cube
two left shoes
a slide
apuddle
and a pogo stick


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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crowley2
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

crowley2

official hop cutie
Location: Uk, Essex, Clacton

Total posts: 272
Posted:sold to blu_vally cos i need a pogo stick

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry pratchett

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:eek ok dont sell quite yet i bid for crowley with:
a pool of custard
a glow in the dark plastic spider
a flea circus
a pirate ship
A small island in the south pacific (still secretly under construction)
18 paperclips
All the spices in india
a dream come true
inflamability
a better understanding of women
a packet of sweets
a bouncy castle
a submarine
a nose plug
a green sparkly pen
a song which I shall sing
some fluff
all the hotels from a monopoly board
a tom green coaster
a toy train
an invisibility cloak
12 supersoakers
a hom made pie
good vibrations
100000 cyber hugs
and a pyramid of cards
something fluffy you can play with
18 red candles
a long sharp shiny thing
a pool filled with your fave drink
freedom from judgement
an audience with the person of your choice
a really long cloak with a hood (black)
13 palm trees
and some grapes
freedom from judgement
188 days of pure ecstacy
agelessness
strength of a bear
a pool filled with jelly and the half-naked bodies of 4 people of your choice in the entire universe
2 camels
lots of grapes
a fully staffed cruise ship
your favourit meal, cooked by the chef of your choice, once a week for the rest of your life.
telekenisis
a golden harp
a cherry fruit roll
an annual party, held in your honour and named after you in the location of your choice with the line-up of your choice
all the red jelly-beans in the world
an ocean
11 blue pens
a green left shoe
a pirates parrot (stuffed)
an answer to any burning question you may have
the ability to do anything you want without consequences
tea,as much as you want, whenever you want.
an elephant army
18 house-trained monkeys
a castle on a cloude
a private beach in the location of your choice.
a chat with mother nature
all the disney cuddley toys currently available
a pool of liquid chocolate
the ability to manifest objects at will
super-hearing abilities
your own jumbo jet,that runs on oxygen
a hockey stick
something blue and fluffy
5 supersoakers
a personal chef
a bag of happiness
an ice cube
two left shoes
a slide
apuddle
a pogo stick
and stripey socks with free cake!!!!


Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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say_cheese
SILVER Member since Nov 2005

say_cheese

Brown
Location: Behind You!

Total posts: 288
Posted:Im puttin my self up for auction.

Starting bit of 1 jar of nutella.


Official Nutella Fan Club

Go Nutella!

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:I dont have any Nutella, sorry dude... he he he biggrin

He's very desirable ladeeezzzz, line up, come on now, theres no need to fight!


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:Nah uh, Crowly has sold himself fair and square Devils!! And youre just offering him all the stuff I bid plus stripy socks and cake...tut tut. (which I will give freely anyway biggrin)

Yay!! I have a Crowly!!! *does happy jig and brings the booty for collection* bounce bounce


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:*offers hand out* well done, i didnt know how it worked but you have won biggrin

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:So blu, let me get this stright, you have crowley AND ravehead!! eek YOUR HOGGIN ALL THE GOOD ONES!! Quick DA! Run off with Petri b4 its too late!!

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:but petri isnt on auction

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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