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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:OOOH Auctions!!!

For Ravehead I bid

The ability to multiple-orgasm
a better understanding of woman
love and affection in a hand carved oak box
a pool of jelly
three biki-clad female jelly wrestlers
cat toys
a stroke a day, to be administered from my own hand
the fluffiest thing in the universe
a fully stocked milk truck
an island in the south pacific
the most unmentionable unmentionables
a party favour or two
KT Tunstall
some fairy lights
and a plastic donky


Fir Asena I bid:
An audience with CB (whom I already own)
the night of your life when we meet up in Brighton
the ability to multiple-orgasm
a drink
three secrets of life
a fairy cake
fire
thirteen di
one of the rings around Saturn
one of the seven seas
a small galaxy that can be kepyt in your pocket
lasagne
a day in the life of garfield
invisibility boots
glitter
a fab ass for the rest of your days (even when you get really really old)
some wild fruit
and a dinner date with the person of your choice.


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:bounce ooooooooo i like blu's offer lots-um biggrin

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:So far for Ravehead I have bid:

The ability to multiple-orgasm
a better understanding of woman
love and affection in a hand carved oak box
a pool of jelly
three biki-clad female jelly wrestlers
cat toys
a stroke a day, to be administered from my own hand
the fluffiest thing in the universe
a fully stocked milk truck
an island in the south pacific
the most unmentionable unmentionables
a party favour or two
KT Tunstall
some fairy lights
and a plastic donky

I will up this bid to include:

a tall ship and a star to stear her by
8 drunken sailors
a wishing star
a bucket and spade
the ability to understand wild animals
a set of glow-in-the dark plastic spiders
baloo the bear
my mum
weed-enhancer (as opposed to repellant)
a saly and pepper set
post it notes (almost new)
the night of your life
a self-cleaning litter tray
yarn...lots and lots of yarn
your own cartoon
and a partridge in an orange tree


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:so far tink has bid...........

A roll of bubble wrap
a bouncey castle
10 metres of pink fur
some novelty flashing drinking glasses
lots of glowsticks
infinite knowledge of a woman's psyche,
plenty of empty ciggie paper packets for roach material
a pink pony
a red heartshaped velvet cushion
slick oakley sun glasses
21 tiger striped pipe cleaners
glow in the dark fangs
a sparkly bouncy ball
a cauldron full of Millions sweeties (them tiny chewy things)
a push pop
a single parent rubber ducky family
tubes of lube
a monkey wrench (to torture mynci)
a plethora of acid trance, euphoric trance and hard house CD's
some scissors
a lemming
pva glue
a potted plant
a magic roundabout
a glass of water
some old pictures of the war
a medalion and fake chest hair
an afro wig
and plenty of emoticons for msn messenger
A set of bag pipes (used)
A blow up sheep (unused)
stripey socks for poitastical spinning
a spare shirt button
a set of false nails
half a can of diet coke
a harp
one of your missing socks
mariah carey's voice
rachel weiss's eyebrows
j lo's butt
a 60 watt pearl light bulb (for replacing ones broken by poi)
a bag of tricks
sticky backed plastic
a hairy canary
a spare finger
scrap material offcuts (assorted, 5kg)
a slinky
Little bunny foofoo
a magical toadstool
a fairy's eyelash
a twig for poking biggrin


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:Wow... I need to beat all that huh?Ok So I have bid:

The ability to multiple-orgasm
a better understanding of woman
love and affection in a hand carved oak box
a pool of jelly
three biki-clad female jelly wrestlers
cat toys
a stroke a day, to be administered from my own hand
the fluffiest thing in the universe
a fully stocked milk truck
an island in the south pacific
the most unmentionable unmentionables
a party favour or two
KT Tunstall
some fairy lights
and a plastic donky
a tall ship and a star to stear her by
8 drunken sailors
a wishing star
a bucket and spade
the ability to understand wild animals
a set of glow-in-the dark plastic spiders
baloo the bear
my mum
weed-enhancer (as opposed to repellant)
a saly and pepper set
post it notes (almost new)
the night of your life
a self-cleaning litter tray
yarn...lots and lots of yarn
your own cartoon
and a partridge in an orange tree

and will up that bid to include:

an everlasting waterbottle
the secret to eternal youth
6 toys of your choice wink
a blacklit sun and a uv world
world peace
a penguin sanctuary
better stroking technique
a nap on my lap
a holiday to my world
dental floss
an insta-clean home
some mangoes in a red bowl
the eifel tower
some cocoa
a merry christmas and an unpretentious new year
light
a blue carpet tile
a 'butt ugly martians' novelty towl
a rolladex
some of Jay Kitty's trousers
rich tea biscuits
a sandwhich
wisdom
and a marshmallow (pink)


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:my my..............what a bid biggrin


i may have to see if tink can beat that bid before making a final decision hug


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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:Written by: TinklePants

For ravehead I bid:

A roll of bubble wrap
a bouncey castle
10 metres of pink fur
some novelty flashing drinking glasses
lots of glowsticks
infinite knowledge of a woman's psyche,
plenty of empty ciggie paper packets for roach material
a pink pony
a red heartshaped velvet cushion
slick oakley sun glasses
21 tiger striped pipe cleaners
glow in the dark fangs
a sparkly bouncy ball
a cauldron full of Millions sweeties (them tiny chewy things)
a push pop
a single parent rubber ducky family
tubes of lube
a monkey wrench (to torture mynci)
a plethora of acid trance, euphoric trance and hard house CD's
some scissors
a lemming
pva glue
a potted plant
a magic roundabout
a glass of water
some old pictures of the war
a medalion and fake chest hair
an afro wig
plenty of emoticons for msn messenger
I add to my offer for ravehead...
A set of bag pipes (used)
A blow up sheep (unused)
stripey socks for poitastical spinning
a spare shirt button
a set of false nails
half a can of diet coke
a harp
one of your missing socks
mariah carey's voice
rachel weiss's eyebrows
j lo's butt
a 60 watt pearl light bulb (for replacing ones broken by poi)
a bag of tricks
sticky backed plastic
a hairy canary
a spare finger
scrap material offcuts (assorted, 5kg)
a slinky
Little bunny foofoo
a magical toadstool
a fairy's eyelash
a twig for poking



Also...
A private jet
A helicopter ride
A lunch with my rock star friend(its true ya know!)
12 drummers drumming: Stephen Adler (guns n roses), Tr Cool (greenday), Tommy Lee (Mtley Cre), Lars Ulrich (metallica), Phil collins, Mick Fleetwood, Alex Van Halen, Larry Mullen (U2), Chad Smith (red hot chilli peppers), Jose Pasillas (incubus), Aaron Comess (spin Doctors), Rod Urquart (Lymerick Smith - a local band lol - I got connections!)
11 pipers piping
10 lords a leaping
9 ladies dancing (J Lo's back up dancers)
8 maids are milking
7 swans a swimming
6 geese a laying
5 GOLD RINGS!
4 calling birds,
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree!!!

And day with ME!


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:And my everlastic friendship, respect, help, crisis loans, a go of my guitar and PC.

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:i'm............er...................gobsmaked........


i should be a pices because i hate making tough choices


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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:*Joins Brit_Joe on the balcony to watch*

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:waits...

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:*thinks*

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:and lots of innuendo biggrin

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:hang on!

add to my bid:

more innuendo
a thrown
a warm toilet seat
many many hugs
1300000000 kisses
a pain free existance
egypt
a festival in your hounour
vip passes to everything
a harp
the winning lotto numbers
fast things
a jet
supermans powers pinecones
my friendship
my adoration
everything on my desk (pineapple included)
and sunshine (which you can turn on and off at will)
the moon
lego
a castle
3 dragon eggs
and an elephant army


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:So My final bid for ravehead stands at:

The ability to multiple-orgasm
a better understanding of woman
love and affection in a hand carved oak box
a pool of jelly
three biki-clad female jelly wrestlers
cat toys
a stroke a day, to be administered from my own hand
the fluffiest thing in the universe
a fully stocked milk truck
an island in the south pacific
the most unmentionable unmentionables
a party favour or two
KT Tunstall
some fairy lights
and a plastic donky
a tall ship and a star to stear her by
8 drunken sailors
a wishing star
a bucket and spade
the ability to understand wild animals
a set of glow-in-the dark plastic spiders
baloo the bear
my mum
weed-enhancer (as opposed to repellant)
a saly and pepper set
post it notes (almost new)
the night of your life
a self-cleaning litter tray
yarn...lots and lots of yarn
your own cartoon
and a partridge in an orange tree
an everlasting waterbottle
the secret to eternal youth
6 toys of your choice
a blacklit sun and a uv world
world peace
a penguin sanctuary
better stroking technique
a nap on my lap
a holiday to my world
dental floss
an insta-clean home
some mangoes in a red bowl
the eifel tower
some cocoa
a merry christmas and an unpretentious new year
light
a blue carpet tile
a 'butt ugly martians' novelty towl
a rolladex
some of Jay Kitty's trousers
rich tea biscuits
a sandwhich
wisdom
and a marshmallow (pink)
more innuendo
a thrown
a warm toilet seat
many many hugs
1300000000 kisses
a pain free existance
egypt
a festival in your hounour
vip passes to everything
a harp
the winning lotto numbers
fast things
a jet
supermans powers pinecones
my friendship
my adoration
everything on my desk (pineapple included)
and sunshine (which you can turn on and off at will)
the moon
lego
a castle
3 dragon eggs
and an elephant army


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:...
An interview with a vampire
A black hole to throw rubbish in,
a star
the whereabouts of jimmy hoffa
thugs intimidate people
bodyguards
my toad u can lick and trip on
A peep under my blouse
My share of the sun
a pretty smile when ur down
I will wipe ur bumbum
ME AS A SLAVE!


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:and a furry cup

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:ooooooo a furry cup bounce been ages since i drank from one tongue

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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston

Total posts: 2666
Posted:*shudders at the top of the balkoni*

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:blu....and tink i am thinking the only fair way to do this would be to flip a coin

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:*sits silently in anticipation with big eyes*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:call in the air one of you!!!




<shake>
<shake>
<shake>
<flip>
<catch>
<hides till someone calls>


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:heads

*eyes start to well up*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:guess what blu.................

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:tell me

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:it was heads.................i am now the ownee of you biggrin

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:*squeels really really loud, face goes red and starts to jump around a lot while shaking hips and grinning with eyes sqeezed closed*


YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Everything I bid for you is in that tent, its yours

*points at uber tent*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:well that wasnt really fair now was it - seeing i had to pop out and couldnt call heads or tails.

Never mind - you had the chance to be one of the elite and you blew it tongue



(collects all my drummer rock stars and plods off home)



Ps - i took ages googling drummers argh - I could have done something more constructive in that time - like save the world!



*laughs at a new addition to blu and mynci's flock*



They'll never understand....

EDITED_BY: TinklePants (1135178052)


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:Awwww Tink hug

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:awwwwwwwww hug tink i'm sorry but you both had very stong bids and flipping a coin was the only fair way i could think to decide.


you can still buy my soul or my eylashes ubblol


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