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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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DrBoo
DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 10th Oct 2005
Total posts: 453
Posted:Written by: Lost83spy

I got competition!



Grrrrr. I'm starting a collection. So, I'm adding to my bid for JonnyRok:

A telescope that can see round corners
Very good quality hugs hug
A wading bird from outside my window (it has yellow feet!)
My saxophone fluffy brush/duster thing
An empty water bottle
A tent peg
And an endless supply of back massages


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Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:noddy as blu is not present I decide that I shall own you (if that's ok hug ) if she has complaints then she knows where I live.

YAY!!! Noddy... now to start posting on intro's... biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:I'm still not seeing shirtless photos... *taptaptap*

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Igirisujin
Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 2666
Posted:Im rather disapointed ive only had 2 bids so far lol

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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DrBoo
DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 10th Oct 2005
Total posts: 453
Posted:Aaawww Brit_Joe
I'm trying to get a collection of poiboys.
I'll bid for ya.

Hows about
A rug (s'white, but a bit dirty)
A book called "Never too Busy to be Beautiful"
A lemongrass-scented tealight
An eyelash
A small angel in a box
A shoelace
A bucket of orange skittles
A pot plant called Fido
and......an aromatherapy full body massage - yours to use on who you want.


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Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:So who's still for sale, and where's the topless pictures of them for us to drawl.. i mean look at ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:Written by: Mynci

noddy as blu is not present I decide that I shall own you (if that's ok hug ) if she has complaints then she knows where I live.

YAY!!! Noddy... now to start posting on intro's... biggrin



ok looks like you win mynci!

*jumps on mynci*

im all yours! ubblol


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:Written by: Doc Lightning

I think that we need a rule where all wares must have shirtless pics somewhere. ubbangel



there one in my gallery wink


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Oh god I'm blind!

wink


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:its parafin not baby oil!! ubblol

wink


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Aww don't spoil it dude I live to see FRD in discomfort.... yay!!!
*toodles off to post in intros*


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Damn, so close and yet so far from owning the noddy..grrr, *shakes fist at mynci*
ah well, its not my fault I couldnt get back to HOP on time.

For Jonnyrok I bid:

a pool of custard
a glow in the dark plastic spider
a flea circus
a pirate ship
A small island in the south pacific (still secretly under construction)
18 paperclips
All the spices in india
a dream come true
inflamability
a better understanding of women
a packet of sweets
a bouncy castle
a submarine
a nose plug
a green sparkly pen
a song which I shall sing
loads of random PMs
some fluff
all the hotels from a monopoly board
a tom green coaster
a toy train
an invisibility cloak
12 supersoakers
a hom made pie
good vibrations
100000 cyber hugs
and a pyramid of cards


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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DrBoo
DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 10th Oct 2005
Total posts: 453
Posted:You really want JonnyRok, don't you Blu?

*laughs manically*
So I shall also up my bid:

Half a packet of crisps
A small blue flame
Some grass (from a field)
A broach of purest green
A bootlace
Some licorice
Some seaweed
A very fluffy grey kitten called Rottweiler

Is anyone else going to vote for Brit_Joe...or can I claim him as mine?
*rubs hands together with glee*

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Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:I up my bid for Jonnyrock to include:
something fluffy you can play with
18 red candles
a long sharp shiny thing
a pool filled with your fave drink
freedom from judgement
an audience with the person of your choice
a really long cloak with a hood (black)
13 palm trees
and some grapes


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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DrBoo
DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 10th Oct 2005
Total posts: 453
Posted:I'm pulling out of the bidding for Jonnyrok - I can't match someting fluffy to play with.
You win Blu! hug


Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:For Brit-Joe I bid:

freedom from judgement
188 days of pure ecstacy
agelessness
strength of a bear
a pool filled with jelly and the half-naked bodies of 4 people of your choice in the entire universe
2 camels
lots of grapes
a fully staffed cruise ship
your favourit meal, cooked by the chef of your choice, once a week for the rest of your life.
telekenisis
a golden harp
a cherry fruit roll
an annual party, held in your honour and named after you in the location of your choice with the line-up of your choice
all the red jelly-beans in the world
an ocean
11 blue pens
a green left shoe
a pirates parrot (stuffed)
an answer to any burning question you may have
the ability to do anything you want without consequences
an invisibility cloak
tea,as much as you want, whenever you want.


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:For 1337poier I bid

an elephant army
18 house-trained monkeys
a castle on a cloude
a private beach in the location of your choice.
a chat with mother nature
all the disney cuddley toys currently available
a pool of liquid chocolate
the ability to manifest objects at will
super-hearing abilities
your own jumbo jet,that runs on oxygen
a hockey stick
something blue and fluffy
5 supersoakers
a personal chef
a bag of happiness
an ice cube
two left shoes
a slide
apuddle
and a pogo stick


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:I'm wanting to purchase a boy-slave...

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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DrBoo
DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 10th Oct 2005
Total posts: 453
Posted:Ooooh, that's right Blu, you get JonnyRok so now you're moving in on my bids for Brit Joe.
Grrrr mad
wink

I shall increase my bids for Brit Joe to include:

Some old batteries
50 goats
Shannen Dougherty
A bath full of rose petals
A course of Cognitive Behavioural Therapy for the phobia of your choice
A mute seagull
A dentists chair
A spinning top
A tweed hat
A cartoon dog
The gold from the end of a rainbow
Hugs....of the highest quality.
A unicorn
Anasthetic
3 wishes (one of which is allowed to be "a neverending supply of wishes")
You're very own slave
A real life pair of hug Graemlin hug (They're cute and giggle if you prod their tummies)

biggrin


Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Wait, wait! You dont have JonnyRok yet Blu.

Add to my bid for JonnyRok:

Lots of Garfield comics
A brown fluffy teddy bear
Cute fluffy blue slippers
A back & neck massage, courtesy of yours truly
A cute kitten named kawasaki
A sharpened pencil
An anime drawing, done by me
And lots more hug


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Ooh,I love a challenge!The dude is in South Africa, I want him!!! I up my bid for JonnyRok to include:

A braai
a thought in the morning
marshmallows
tinsel
a cup of honey
a large fertile field
the secret to immortality
a sixth sense
a black and yellow plastic spider
a pirate ship
13 drunken sailors
a choir of angels
the moon
two of the rings that surround saturn
a lock of hair
a bat of my eyelashes
8 cream cakes
and a toy bmw z3


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:OOH a south African bidding against a South African for a South African....
*watches with interest*


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:I also up bid for brit-joe to include:

Lots of innuendo from Mynci
a champagne fountain
two swans
the nile river
kilamanjaro
the power to levitate
The ability to multiple-orgasm
and a peach


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:I can multiple.....

I'm very good at sums biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:no fair, I just found out JonnyRok and Lost83spy know each other! That is so going to sway the vote... c'mon JonnyRok, sell yourself across the seas!Dont stay home bound!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Igirisujin
Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 2666
Posted:Written by: DrBoo

Ooooh, that's right Blu, you get JonnyRok so now you're moving in on my bids for Brit Joe.
Grrrr mad
wink

I shall increase my bids for Brit Joe to include:

Some old batteries
50 goats
Shannen Dougherty
A bath full of rose petals
A course of Cognitive Behavioural Therapy for the phobia of your choice
A mute seagull
A dentists chair
A spinning top
A tweed hat
A cartoon dog
The gold from the end of a rainbow
Hugs....of the highest quality.
A unicorn
Anasthetic
3 wishes (one of which is allowed to be "a neverending supply of wishes")
You're very own slave
A real life pair of hug Graemlin hug (They're cute and giggle if you prod their tummies)

biggrin



arrggh Shannen Dougherty *turns into a screaching fan*

Sold to Dr.Boo!


Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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DrBoo
DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 10th Oct 2005
Total posts: 453
Posted:Yay yay yay yay
bounce2
Very happy Boo sticks a flag into Brit_Joe and claims him as her own.
(That sounded much better in my head)

I'll just get Ms Dougherty packed and sent over to you.

Now I have two of these men, what am I to do with them?


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Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Written by: blu_valley

no fair, I just found out JonnyRok and Lost83spy know each other! That is so going to sway the vote... c'mon JonnyRok, sell yourself across the seas!Dont stay home bound!



Well, maybe this will be more interesting! Blu, you know I love ya, but this is a fight to the death! (or maybe just until one of us loses)

ubbrollsmile


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Grrrrr!

Ok, I up my bid for JonnyRok to include two of anything lost83spy may bid, as well as her friendship and my own.
If he doesnt accept that bid, then its defenitly fixed!!! biggrin hug


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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the_poier
the 1337 poier
Location: england
Member Since: 7th Jul 2005
Total posts: 346
Posted:Written by: blu_valley

For 1337poier I bid

an elephant army
18 house-trained monkeys
a castle on a cloude
a private beach in the location of your choice.
a chat with mother nature
all the disney cuddley toys currently available
a pool of liquid chocolate
the ability to manifest objects at will
super-hearing abilities
your own jumbo jet,that runs on oxygen
a hockey stick
something blue and fluffy
5 supersoakers
a personal chef
a bag of happiness
an ice cube
two left shoes
a slide
apuddle
and a pogo stick



...now that is a fantasy list


ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest

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