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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
and on a side note..
who am I supposed to snuggle up to and get cream wicked off of?
was it Flynt?
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Not clear, Dentrassi. I think we should try it both ways and see what happens, don't you?
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
double the fun....
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
*snorts at impropriety*
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ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
your just jealous....
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Jealous? Why would I be jealous?! I get all that you get plus more
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ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
so you have triple the fun? no... hold that thought... lets not even go there...
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
...and 7X7 is 49, and 7X8 is 56, and 7X9...
Hey, didn't they say "be fruitful and multiply"?
*handing Xopher a bushel of apples
Eat one of these a day and you'll also be fruitful.
Then again, an apple a day keeps the doctor awa...
*snatches back the apples and replaces them with pears*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
I think we make a great pear, don't you? Maybe I'll put in an ap-pear-ance at your place...and if you're not there, I'll give up in des-pear. Pear-haps I'll use a pearing knife to pearce my pear-itoneum.
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<--feeling way too goofy, stopping now
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"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
I think your goofiness is quite appea(r)ling.....
"I see," said the blind man.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I think I need some morphine to deal with the pain off those puns.
Oh gawd...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
I thought pear-itoneum was pearticularly good, myself. As is, not doubt, appearant. :-)
Edited because I missed one.
EDITED_BY: Xopher (aka Mr. Clean) (1093638698)
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
Pearfect!
"I see," said the blind man.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
oh dear. fruit jokes. *shakes head*.
oh, and rouge is currently in the lead. going once...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
well, to get the auction back on track....
here another single man up for grabs [in both the figurative and literal senses of the words]... ME.
just ignore the concentration facial expression...
https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showpho...=500&page=1
[stupid image code wont work....]
im a good hugger, masseur, & engineer rolled into one. ive also been single waaaay too long.
all proceeds of this auction will go to the 'buy ed a djembe' registered charity
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
For Dentrassi (for his approved use as a gentleman's love slave)
I bid forty back rubs with lavendar scented oil, my djembe that I never use, three pans of my killer tofee/caramel brownies, a large pot of my world-famous black bean soup...
And I bid my own full auction value (i.e. myself).
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
dammit lightning you outbid me on the first bid
Let's relight this forum 
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Yes, CB, me too, but you have to realize he overpaid drastically. By about forty back rubs with lavendar scented oil, a djembe, three pans of killer tofee/caramel brownies, and a large pot of world-famous black bean soup.
Doc, if we ever get together you should bring your djembe; we'll drum together. Always fun. My djembe is the largest of my family of drums, which take up waytoomuch space in my tiny living room.
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Looking back to see who i bought ages ago....
So who's up for bidding? (been away for 3 weeks... and can't be bothered to hunt back the recent pages and read it all)
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
SOLD! to the man in the white coat
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
pink, im being sold. rouge is currently in the lead. still.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Dentrassi
SOLD! to the man in the white coat
Hey, a boy's gotta get his meat popsicle!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Hmm...I think I have a meat popsicle deficiency. What would you prescribe, Doc?
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
A meat popsicle, silly!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Oh...duhh.
But it's my ability to acquire one that's deficient, of course. But I guess we can't really discuss that on a PG site.
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
*Coughs a bit louder*
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
And if it were in Florida, it would be spelled 'center'.
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Not in MY brain it wouldnt...
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I'd bid on Jon, but, alas, he is not approved for the uses I'd like. *le sigh*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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