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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:and on a side note..

who am I supposed to snuggle up to and get cream wicked off of?

was it Flynt?


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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:Not clear, Dentrassi. I think we should try it both ways and see what happens, don't you?

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
Posted:double the fun.... ubbangel

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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flash fire
flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 25th Jan 2001
Total posts: 2758
Posted:*snorts at impropriety*

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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
Posted:your just jealous.... tongue

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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flash fire
flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 25th Jan 2001
Total posts: 2758
Posted:Jealous? Why would I be jealous?! I get all that you get plus more biggrin

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Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
Posted:so you have triple the fun? no... hold that thought... lets not even go there...

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)

...and 7X7 is 49, and 7X8 is 56, and 7X9...

Hey, didn't they say "be fruitful and multiply"?



*handing Xopher a bushel of apples
Eat one of these a day and you'll also be fruitful.

Then again, an apple a day keeps the doctor awa...

*snatches back the apples and replaces them with pears* ubblol


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:I think we make a great pear, don't you? Maybe I'll put in an ap-pear-ance at your place...and if you're not there, I'll give up in des-pear. Pear-haps I'll use a pearing knife to pearce my pear-itoneum.

<
<--feeling way too goofy, stopping now
<


"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Frulein
Frulein

Fireotographer on Hiatus
Location: Cork, Ireland
Member Since: 29th Jul 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:I think your goofiness is quite appea(r)ling..... ubblol

"I see," said the blind man.

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:I think I need some morphine to deal with the pain off those puns.

Oh gawd...


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:I thought pear-itoneum was pearticularly good, myself. As is, not doubt, appearant. :-)



Edited because I missed one.

EDITED_BY: Xopher (aka Mr. Clean) (1093638698)


"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Frulein
Frulein

Fireotographer on Hiatus
Location: Cork, Ireland
Member Since: 29th Jul 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:Pearfect!

"I see," said the blind man.

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:oh dear. fruit jokes. *shakes head*.



oh, and rouge is currently in the lead. going once...


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
Posted:well, to get the auction back on track....

here another single man up for grabs [in both the figurative and literal senses of the words]... ME.

just ignore the concentration facial expression...

http://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showpho...=500&page=1
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[stupid image code wont work....]

im a good hugger, masseur, & engineer rolled into one. ive also been single waaaay too long.

all proceeds of this auction will go to the 'buy ed a djembe' registered charity biggrin


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:For Dentrassi (for his approved use as a gentleman's love slave)

I bid forty back rubs with lavendar scented oil, my djembe that I never use, three pans of my killer tofee/caramel brownies, a large pot of my world-famous black bean soup...

And I bid my own full auction value (i.e. myself).


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:dammit lightning you outbid me on the first bid frown

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:Yes, CB, me too, but you have to realize he overpaid drastically. By about forty back rubs with lavendar scented oil, a djembe, three pans of killer tofee/caramel brownies, and a large pot of world-famous black bean soup.

Doc, if we ever get together you should bring your djembe; we'll drum together. Always fun. My djembe is the largest of my family of drums, which take up waytoomuch space in my tiny living room.


"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Looking back to see who i bought ages ago.... eek

So who's up for bidding? (been away for 3 weeks... and can't be bothered to hunt back the recent pages and read it all) ubbangel


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
Posted:SOLD! to the man in the white coat ubblolhugkiss

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:pink, im being sold. rouge is currently in the lead. still.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: Dentrassi

SOLD! to the man in the white coat ubblolhugkiss



Hey, a boy's gotta get his meat popsicle! hug ubblol ubbangel


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:Hmm...I think I have a meat popsicle deficiency. What would you prescribe, Doc?

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:A meat popsicle, silly!

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:Oh...duhh.

But it's my ability to acquire one that's deficient, of course. But I guess we can't really discuss that on a PG site.


"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:*Coughs a bit louder*

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:And if it were in Florida, it would be spelled 'center'.

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:Not in MY brain it wouldnt...

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:I'd bid on Jon, but, alas, he is not approved for the uses I'd like. *le sigh*

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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