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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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polythene
veteran
Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:ubblol I forgot about this thread. I think there's a fraggle running around in it somewhere, since he escaped his box.

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:hahahaha... how tall are you ado-p? given that you're already my huggee, maybe I should bid for you :P

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland
Member Since: 13th May 2004
Total posts: 3882
Posted:Im 5' 8"

and incredibly good looking wink


Love is the law.

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:that means you would like me (if only by an inch) ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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ben-ja-men
ben-ja-men

just lost .... evil init
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 12th Jun 2003
Total posts: 2474
Posted:ten fingers !!!! eek

tongue


Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

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Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland
Member Since: 13th May 2004
Total posts: 3882
Posted:im all thumbs

ubblol


Love is the law.

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Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland
Member Since: 13th May 2004
Total posts: 3882
Posted:Written by: Birgit

that means you would like me (if only by an inch) ubblol



biggrin i already like you hug

now make with the bidding.

this boy isnt a cheap date you know


Love is the law.

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Dr_Molly
Dr_Molly

Pooh-Bah
Location: Away from home
Member Since: 4th May 2004
Total posts: 2354
Posted:[whispers]
psst. Birgit. tempt him with raisins! fully chocolatily-clothed Irish ones wink
[/whisper]

ddoople, whilst I don't want to bid for you, I'll stroke your head whilst you wait if that's ok?


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Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland
Member Since: 13th May 2004
Total posts: 3882
Posted:mmm theres alot i'd do for a good raisin... (shhh though, if they know my weakness there will be no hope)

*purrs for molly's wonderous head rubbing*

i've got quite a head of hair on me at the moment


Love is the law.

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:right then... I bid... hmmmm... you sure you're not cheap???... hmmm...
a hot cross bun with raisins
a raisin scone
a bag of chocolate-coated surprise thingies (nuts, raisins and coffee beans)
all served with hot chocolate, coffee, tea or a glass of wine.


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:oi, you didn't even consider the offer!!! ah well, at least it means I can keep all the lovely apple cake and strudel with all the raisins to myself biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:Aight i'm in.

21, 5'10, 10st 6, ugly as sin


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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:ooo! ooo! going for sniper with -

1 massage with cocoa butter
a big bag of sherbet UFO's
the biggest shinyest sword you can imagen wink
A big kiss from me
and a bowel of supernoodles with bread smile


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stroo
stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2003
Total posts: 799
Posted:teehee you're really selling yourself there sniper wink

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:Written by: *Aime*

ooo! ooo! going for sniper with -

1 massage with cocoa butter
a big bag of sherbet UFO's
the biggest shinyest sword you can imagen wink
A big kiss from me
and a bowel of supernoodles with bread smile



Bowel...... ewwwwwwwww ubblol


Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:bowl redface

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:seemed to work stroo hehe

any advance on aimee's collection of randomness?


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stroo
stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2003
Total posts: 799
Posted:teehee, and for that i apologise hug

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:no worries hun i'm unoffendable tongue

any more offers? bets? fatwas?

or does amy get to drag me home


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stroo
stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2003
Total posts: 799
Posted:O go on then, hehe

For the 'ugly' boy in the corner I bid:
1. my snuggly pink pair of socks - great for hungover sundays
2. a necklace ive just made from glass beadey thingys
3. 23 hugs of various sizes
4. a compilation CD entitled Hot Water Bottles and Teddy Bears
5. a cuppa soup i just found in my bag (might not wanna eat that...)
6. some red nose day hair dye
7. a chewed pencil (wasnt me!)


Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:i include my original offer with

all the songs on my MP3 player
more sherbet UFO's
a little wire insect that i've made
some of my frogspawn biggrin
a daffy-dil that i picked this morning
and one *extremely* interesting piece of un-finished photosynthesis coursework

xx


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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:multiple huggage vs. frog embryos. tough one.

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:bidding ends midnight tomorrow hehe so any desperate/blind ladies willing to advance on frogspawn/beady necklaces (frogspawn necklace?)

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MissEgyptology
MissEgyptology

officially expelled from BYU
Location: Southern California
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 195
Posted:C'mon, you know you wanna.

http://adrillf.spymac.net/UT%20HOP.wmv


"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD

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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:someone do a REAL auction.
all u need is a guy, and some local(ish) girls to bid.
come on. it aint hard.
it'll be funny too.
some guy volunteer, PM flynt.

cheers, pete biggrin


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:for bid



One 15 yr old male (16 in march -edit- it is march rolleyes silly me.. turn 16 on the 29th)

likes to laugh



Has own shoes, and can cook noodles beeter than jamie oliver biggrin



Is known 4 being shy and quiet

EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1111479842)


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:I bid:
For the fine rabid dog

One pineapple
a sakura flower
hundreds of hugs
noodle sauce
sexy schoelaces for his shoes
a joke book


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:I don't have anything worthwhile to bid on anyone...

*mopes*


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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house_of_mill
house_of_mill

old hand
Location: Manchester England
Member Since: 20th Jul 2004
Total posts: 896
Posted:I wonder what I'm worth?

*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*

Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival

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Phaerie
Phaerie

veteran
Location: Melbourne
Member Since: 10th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1240
Posted:what do you offer? what wonderful bonuses do you come with?

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...

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