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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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polythene
veteran
Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:What? I remembered breathing holes, and water dish. When I entered the auction I specified that I wanted a spinner to keep in a box...

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Rumours of me spinning are apparently muchly over exagerated....

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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polythene
veteran
Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:Oh contraire. I hear there's even video evidence...

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:jeez you type quick!

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Bluecat says i don't spin.

But mr nix has seen me now biggrin

so it might actually be true.


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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polythene
veteran
Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:*Wiggles fingers over keyboard*
Fastest two-finger typist in the south! wink


The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:>insert witty comment here<

wink


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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polythene
veteran
Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:tongue

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Mark P
Mark P

old hand
Location: Bath, England
Member Since: 26th Oct 2001
Total posts: 1031
Posted:just found out the true value of the wu-shu broadsword smile not live edged as I would class with a katana blade but i would never like to came across them.

I bought them to turn into fire swords but this set is too nice, they have etched blades and are carbon-sprung steel, a granny smit apple was tosse din the air about a week ago and a very gentle sweep easily cut it in half!

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live by the sword, die by the gun.

Mark P.


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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Hey mark. How's the pub? What the smeg are you talking about?

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Mark P
Mark P

old hand
Location: Bath, England
Member Since: 26th Oct 2001
Total posts: 1031
Posted:C@ntus pub is fine, the blades I am talking about are a pair of wu-shu (chineese) broadswords.

Martial and dangerous.

M x


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Mark P
Mark P

old hand
Location: Bath, England
Member Since: 26th Oct 2001
Total posts: 1031
Posted:Well at least there is a keyboard in the box hey c@ntus smile

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:oh because Sakura was talking about swords. Right. I thought you'd wandered into the wrong thread.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:yes fortuitous indeed about the keyboard.



and the little dish of water too biggrin


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Mark P
Mark P

old hand
Location: Bath, England
Member Since: 26th Oct 2001
Total posts: 1031
Posted:Falls face first into the dish of water, dammit who left that there?

Not wrong thread I was asking sakura about here katana blade as I have reently bought a pair of swords to spin with.

C@ntus = cantankerous??!!

M x


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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:yeah that'll be it,

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Mark P
Mark P

old hand
Location: Bath, England
Member Since: 26th Oct 2001
Total posts: 1031
Posted:Well it is time at last for me to head to bed anyway.

Still no bids for me so I will withdraw from this auction in the very near future,

Nite all,

M x


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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:No I'll vote for you Mark P

I bid
* Some chocolate brownies
* 538 Hugs
* And some Galaxy Chocolate bars


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:No Alice, you dont seem to understand.

Y o u c a n t v o t e f o r p e o p l e .

You can only bid for them.

This is not an election or something.

wink

Where did all this voting come from?


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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:grr you know what i meant... It's morning ok... (well ok technically afternoon) ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Mark P
Mark P

old hand
Location: Bath, England
Member Since: 26th Oct 2001
Total posts: 1031
Posted:Hugs and chocolate!

Now you know your on to a winner there wink

M x


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Fire Bunny
Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz
Member Since: 27th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1260
Posted:must be all this election/voting hype and all that, a pink? thats what you were thinking of wasnt it? mmm yup masta been wink

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:I vote for Alice. Alice for President.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Me for President ubbangel

(although i'm not an american citizen, can i be PM instead?)


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:I was meaning president of the world. But you can set your sights (did i spell that right Poly?) lower if you don't think you're up to the challenge.....

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Mags The Jedi
Mags The Jedi

Fool
Location: Cornwall, UK
Member Since: 30th May 2004
Total posts: 2020
Posted:To save me trawling through 38 pages of this, can anyone tell me if anyone's actually bothered to bid for me?

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:Oh so you want us to trawl for you! Ppffffffffft! Boys!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Mags The Jedi
Mags The Jedi

Fool
Location: Cornwall, UK
Member Since: 30th May 2004
Total posts: 2020
Posted:Heh. *pictures himself caught in a big net off the back of a trawler*

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Oh President of the World...ubbangel

I could do that smile


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:Ok well i need a pick me up so i thought ide jump rite in an put myslelf up for auction (hoping i do actually get bid on otherwise ile jus go back to my corner).
I can talk for hours or jus listen,
Will always be up for a hug or 20,
Im a clumbsy bugga (but can usualy fix what i break) so that always entertains ppl round me.
Im also a fountain of usless information.
well hope all is well for everyone and have fun bidding *or not lol*


Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )

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