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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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phiredancer


member
Location: england, uk

Total posts: 61
Posted:am i still "on the market"?

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:For Cantus i bid all of what i said before plus:
My assortment of strange hippy braclets (all woven myself)
All the polar bear hugs he needs
My mini sword
and some bacon


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:some bacon?

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:The finest bacon Australia has to offer, unless ofcourse you are vegetarian, therefore if you are i offer you Australia's best carrot!

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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:no no bacon is fine.

and a mini-sword?


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:Yes, i own a Katana

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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Zim
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

Zim

Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
Location: Southern California, USA

Total posts: 284
Posted:Written by: polythene

ubblol Was Sakura's bid the 'perfect time to strike', or do you have a thing for shiny buttons?

Do you fit in a box?



the perfect time to strike was when i found myself at HoP once again... and i was on again, so it became the perfect time to strike....

and i fit into boxes on tuesdays and thursdays and even other days that end in Y if well treated.... so if you plan on abusing you should plan your travel dates accordingly ubblol


Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:Ok, I'll up my bid:

I'll bid a jar of origami stars, a set of minipoi (for those that have seen Alice's set) and a shiny button PLUS instructions for making aforementioned stars and a plastic bug.


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The pessimist fears this is true.

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Do you look like your avatar miss polythene? Cos you could be really fun to have around if you do wink


Boing boing boing


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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polythene


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Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:ubblol I'm short and have been known to bounce, but although it would be very cool to be a lizard, I am sadly lacking in scales or green pigment. One day though, one day.... meditate

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The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:Cantus i up my bid to,
A really big fireproof trampoline!!!
Green body paint (incase you wanted the dragon scale look)
Sparklers to stick in your poi/staff or whatver....
My little cat Willow!


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polythene


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Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:pssst... don't offer the cat... fraggles EAT cats!

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Polythene honey, you're thinking of radishes. Fraggles eat radishes. and doozer sticks.

Remind me to lend you some of my fraggle rock vids sometime wink


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Mark P
BRONZE Member since Oct 2001

Mark P

old hand
Location: Bath, England

Total posts: 1031
Posted:*Runs in Strips Naked and Posts Himself for Auction!" smile

M xx


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polythene


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Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:Mark! Family board! My fragile innocent eyes!!! eek wink



Hmm, radishes and doozer sticks, you say? Are those codewords for CATS?! ubbangel

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The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Mark P
BRONZE Member since Oct 2001

Mark P

old hand
Location: Bath, England

Total posts: 1031
Posted:I only stripped Naked cos I Love her wink

(and she wouldnt let me put myself up for auction unless I stripped her online biggrin )

M x


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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:erm yes. I eat cats. don't offer any cats.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:Okay, i uh...*holds little Willow the innocent cat close to her*......*gahuuuR*
Umm okay, i offer you Lobo (my polar bear)to take you for rides whenever you need it...no more taxis!!!


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polythene


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Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:*wonders what the shipping on a polar bear would be*

Hey, Cantus, aren't polar bears just big cats?


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The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Mark P
BRONZE Member since Oct 2001

Mark P

old hand
Location: Bath, England

Total posts: 1031
Posted:Sakura ~ have a springer spaniel called Willow smile and do you really have a Katana Blade? ~ is it live edged?

I try and do some work with swords and am trying to start to learn wushu broadsword work wink

M


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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Miss Poly, have they lowered the dose on your medication?



It's all well and good convincing me to eat everything ms moon bids for me. But you yourself haven't bid anything for ages.



anyone would think you don't want me after all...



shrug


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:They're really big bears. Not cats.

Cats = Felis silvestris catus

Polar Bear = Ursus Maritimus

Difference between cats and poalr bears, they dont belong in the same family... It would be cool if they did but they dont

(sorry had to be a smart a** with the scientific names, they're the only two i know!)



Yup, do have a Katana, sharp too!!! More pointy though.


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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:the genus name for the eurasian badger is meles meles.

I work with them biggrin


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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polythene


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Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:I was actually kidding about the polar bears being cats...
To add to you list, the latin for gorilla is... wait for it..'Gorilla gorilla gorilla'... and rat is 'ratus ratus'...

Cantus- how can I compete with a trampoline and a polar bear?
how about I add a batch of home made, cream based, alcoholic chocolate truffles?


The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:Do i win yet? I mean, i just offered you rides from my polar bear. The little cub, the one that you gave me Cantus is not big enough yet...

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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

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Mark P
BRONZE Member since Oct 2001

Mark P

old hand
Location: Bath, England

Total posts: 1031
Posted:always beware of home made alcoholic truffles wink

M x


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Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:Uh damn this...i switch everything i bid over to Zim!
that includes:
A really big fireproof trampoline
Green body paint
Sparklers to stick in poi
My little cat Willow
A mini badly wrapped dragon
6 jars nutella
boric acid to make his fire turn green!!!
i'll name a star after him
and shower him in little sakura flowers!!!
My assortment of strange hippy braclets (all woven myself)
All the polar bear hugs he needs
My mini sword
and some bacon

Right, thats pretty much everything i have.
For you Zim
*holds out hand and offers to take him to a rave*


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:why does a "Southern pansy" have the alcohol to make alcohol truffles?

would it be bad of me to want to sell my soul to Polythene simply based on the fact that she has a bouncier avatar?

oh and she's not only going to make me a jar full of origami stars (it's good luck y'know), but she's also going to teach me how to make them myself.

I think sold to the recently returned from america poly-vinyl girl.


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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polythene


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Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:Hoorar! Okay, in the box!

*Starts cutting strips of green, red and purple paper*

Eh, I know enough people that'd lend me a couple of spoons of alcohol... what kind?


The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:*climbs into the box*

hmm i had forgotten the box part of the bargain....


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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