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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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brainstorma
brainstorma

old hand
Location: under the fairie wheel
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 1184
Posted:brody i'll only big if you promis endless suply of spunge baths

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:For Brodieman:

*Coach tickets for Sheffield tongue
*527 hugs
*3 massive bars of chocolate

ubbangel


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:Oooooo I'll bid for Brodie....... a girl can't have too many kinky nurses......... hmmmmm........ but what to bid.......

*DVD Monty Python and the Holy Grail
*Never ending chocolate supply
*a feather duster
*528 hug


Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Oh... fine i see your bid and raise you :

*532 hug 's ( tongue )
*Infinate amount of chocolate
*Coach tickets to Sheffield


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:ummmmm..... ok I see that bid and raise it

*532 :hugs:
*Bath tubs of molten chocolate to sit in
*hand maidens to lick said chocolate off again
*a small but not unimpressive bottle of glow in the dark nail varnish


Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Mags The Jedi
Mags The Jedi

Fool
Location: Cornwall, UK
Member Since: 30th May 2004
Total posts: 2020
Posted:I'll take the handmaidens Skully! I always wanted my very own seraglio. biggrin

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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MTM Monster
MTM Monster

Moat monster
Location: someplace murky
Member Since: 21st Jun 2002
Total posts: 208
Posted:i see it just takes a guy in a nurses uniform to distract everyone from Mr Cantus.

A good deal of growr, some grr and quite a bit of snarl, spit and some biting. just a regular day at the office.

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brodieman
brodieman

old hand
Location: london
Member Since: 11th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1024
Posted:wow i am loved, (and strangeley turned on.....:)

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Psycho_lemming
Psycho_lemming

Running hippy spinning lemming
Location: Scotland
Member Since: 16th Jul 2004
Total posts: 15
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link


ubbrollsmile


Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:woohoo thank you Lemming. You're the bestest biggrin



hug


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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brodieman
brodieman

old hand
Location: london
Member Since: 11th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1024
Posted:wow i think skully had won it yay
im all yours hehehehehe smile xxxxxxxx


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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:Woooooooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I own a brodieman!!!!!!! biggrin bounce bounce

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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andythepoi
andythepoi

addict
Location: manchester, uk
Member Since: 4th Jun 2004
Total posts: 508
Posted:I really don't have the time, or inclination!, to read through 35 pages of posts....but...erm...anyone bid anything for me? ANYONE? ANYTHING!!!!???? booooohooo lol

It's smashing to be back x

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:anything for noddy too? i was rejected by scully frown

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:Hmm, i'll give you a pair of flufy dice poi and tim tams. I'm being auctioned off soon so i need to be in peoples good books lol.
I really dont wan tto be oput up for auction and have no one want me.... frown
its so going to happen though lol


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Zim
Zim

Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
Location: Southern California, USA
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:dude i want to be bid on!
... hmmm, but i'll have to wait... til it's the perfect time to strike!


Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Don't wory about it. everyone's forgotten me now - after that earlier flurry - although i'm probably going to take the lemming up on her offer. She's going to plant a tree for me for one thing.....



Brainstorma will bid for you.


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:Hmmm
I would like cantus...he gave me a polar bear...
So i offer him:
A mini badly wrapped dragon
6 jars nutella
boric acid to make his fire turn green!!!
i name a star after him
and shower him in little sakura flowers!!!


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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polythene
veteran
Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:Who's still up for auction? I could do with a firespinner of my very own to keep in a box....

I'll bid a jar of origami stars, a set of minipoi (for those that have seen Alice's set) and a shiny button.


The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Zim
Zim

Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
Location: Southern California, USA
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:quick cantus auction me off!

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

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polythene
veteran
Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:ubblol Was Sakura's bid the 'perfect time to strike', or do you have a thing for shiny buttons?

Do you fit in a box?


The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:I dont fully understand the post above, but, if Cantus is up for bid then, i'll take advantage of that and add in that polar bears are very cuddly and there is an endless supply of hugs!
Perfect time to strike, does anyone object???


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:methinks Zim has been reading earlier posts in the thread. I wish i could get back into the auction house account but some swine has changed the password frown



OK i'll give it a go.



Ladies, ladies. roll up roll up. Here we have a very fine specimen. Item number 12925 - Mr Zim aka raver invader (also answers to Kyle). A stringer from So Cal, this young man can keep you partying all night long and still leave you wanting more biggrin



OK so, what am I bid for this fine individual?


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:TORN!!!!!
Cantus or Zim *bites nails* help!...raver or someone who provides me with polar bear happiness....????


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Zim
Zim

Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
Location: Southern California, USA
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:game on, i hope some ladies bid on me ><

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

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polythene
veteran
Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:Eh, i'll bid on C@ntus... local shipping charges for him will be much less ubbrollsmile

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Psycho_lemming
Psycho_lemming

Running hippy spinning lemming
Location: Scotland
Member Since: 16th Jul 2004
Total posts: 15
Posted:Written by: polythene

I'll bid a jar of origami stars, a set of minipoi (for those that have seen Alice's set) and a shiny button.



is this a bid on zim?
if so i raise you
*a candle
*a 20cent NZ coin with a kiwi on it
*a shell
*and a fork

also i hope my eariler bid for cantus still stands,
i wanna add...
*a bracelet
*a tin of pineapples
*some moonlight
*and a waterfall biggrin


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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:You dont get bidded on if you keep telling people to bid on you.

smile


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polythene
veteran
Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:nope, lemming... i decided to bid on Cantus

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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