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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ok ok... i see your bid and raise you...
*372 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*A Green Biro
*Some pieces of paper with notes on
*A silver pencil case
*And a 'tuscan dream' candle...
(or we could join together and share him? Say you get him 3 days, i get him 3 days and we can hire him our for the other day?
)
Ok ok... i see your bid and raise you...
*372 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*A Green Biro
*Some pieces of paper with notes on
*A silver pencil case
*And a 'tuscan dream' candle...
(or we could join together and share him? Say you get him 3 days, i get him 3 days and we can hire him our for the other day?
) Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
SILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
Posted:
i bid a box o tissues on UCFO!!!
and as he already has them i must win him!!
*sold to the bunny with the fluffy tale* -o can i do that if its me that votes? probable not... ill revoke that...
i bid a box o tissues on UCFO!!!
and as he already has them i must win him!!
*sold to the bunny with the fluffy tale* -o can i do that if its me that votes? probable not... ill revoke that...
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Miss Pink are you just looking round your room for stuff?
Miss Pink are you just looking round your room for stuff?
Meh
SILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
Posted:
and just coz i feel like biding on people and pawning off my mates stuff (you gave me a great idea c@ntus) my bid for c@ntus:
i also see both your bids
*372 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Red feather duster is all i have
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*A Green Biro
*Some pieces of paper with notes on
*A Orange Glasses case
*i dont have a 'tuscan dream' candle but it sounds really good, i have a hole lot of little random candles
*candle holders to put all the little random candles in
*a bottle of Fanta
*and 2 odd pairs of socks!
and just coz i feel like biding on people and pawning off my mates stuff (you gave me a great idea c@ntus) my bid for c@ntus:
i also see both your bids
*372 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Red feather duster is all i have
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*A Green Biro
*Some pieces of paper with notes on
*A Orange Glasses case
*i dont have a 'tuscan dream' candle but it sounds really good, i have a hole lot of little random candles
*candle holders to put all the little random candles in
*a bottle of Fanta
*and 2 odd pairs of socks!
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I have no idea what a tuscan candle is. There are tuscan raiders in Star Wars. But they're mostly nomadic desert warrior type people. I doubt they took time out to make "dream" candles....
I have no idea what a tuscan candle is. There are tuscan raiders in Star Wars. But they're mostly nomadic desert warrior type people. I doubt they took time out to make "dream" candles....
Meh
BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
It's all the belonging's i own... i don't own much stuff! nothing worth a lot anyway! (and the Tuscan candle is a really nice smelly candle )
And i see your bid and raise you:
*538 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*A Green Biro
*Some pieces of paper with notes on
*A silver pencil case
*A 'tuscan dream' candle
*A carton of Apple Juice
*3 pairs of odd socks
*A purple hair tye thing
*And... A jar of nutella/Marmite whatever one you prefer or both if you're bi-spreadable like me
It's all the belonging's i own... i don't own much stuff! nothing worth a lot anyway! (and the Tuscan candle is a really nice smelly candle )And i see your bid and raise you:
*538 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*A Green Biro
*Some pieces of paper with notes on
*A silver pencil case
*A 'tuscan dream' candle
*A carton of Apple Juice
*3 pairs of odd socks
*A purple hair tye thing
*And... A jar of nutella/Marmite whatever one you prefer or both if you're bi-spreadable like me
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
SILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
Posted:
right. this is getting serious. C@ntus WILL be mine (moowahahahaha)
i bid
*half a huge mint aero bar
*a tub of ben and jerries phish food (yes im giving some1 ice cream. what is the world coming to)
*my really cool dream about riding 1 eyed horses down the iles of tesco
*some of my famous banana, honey and natural yoghurt smoothie
*my huge squishey bean bag
*240 cups of tea
*a naked inflatable man with an erection (yes i actually have one of those. LOL!)
*a home made compilation CD full of songs to make you smile
*some freshly squeezed orange juice
*some beer(coz i know how he likes his beer)
hehehehhehehehe.
right. this is getting serious. C@ntus WILL be mine (moowahahahaha)
i bid
*half a huge mint aero bar
*a tub of ben and jerries phish food (yes im giving some1 ice cream. what is the world coming to)
*my really cool dream about riding 1 eyed horses down the iles of tesco
*some of my famous banana, honey and natural yoghurt smoothie
*my huge squishey bean bag
*240 cups of tea
*a naked inflatable man with an erection (yes i actually have one of those. LOL!)
*a home made compilation CD full of songs to make you smile
*some freshly squeezed orange juice
*some beer(coz i know how he likes his beer)
hehehehhehehehe.
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Right...
I see your bid and raise you:
*538 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*A Green Biro
*Some pieces of paper with notes on
*A silver pencil case
*A 'tuscan dream' candle
*A carton of Apple Juice
*3 pairs of odd socks
*A purple hair tye thing
*A pair of home made flags (as soon as my sewing machine is working)
*A poster of a rocky shoreline
*And... A jar of nutella/Marmite whatever one you prefer or both if you're bi-spreadable
Right...
I see your bid and raise you:
*538 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*A Green Biro
*Some pieces of paper with notes on
*A silver pencil case
*A 'tuscan dream' candle
*A carton of Apple Juice
*3 pairs of odd socks
*A purple hair tye thing
*A pair of home made flags (as soon as my sewing machine is working)
*A poster of a rocky shoreline
*And... A jar of nutella/Marmite whatever one you prefer or both if you're bi-spreadable
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
*can I jusat get the naked inflateable man with an erection please?*
How much do you want for it?
*can I jusat get the naked inflateable man with an erection please?*
How much do you want for it?
member
61 posts
Location: england, uk
61 posts
Location: england, uk
Posted:
and still no one fighting over UCOF an me
and still no one fighting over UCOF an me
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
sssssshhhhhhhhhhh!
*pokes Phiredancer*
sssssshhhhhhhhhhh!
*pokes Phiredancer*
BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'll bid for Phiredancer.. (UCOF i already had a stint of owning you... i;ll let someone else have a go)
I bid for Phiredancer...
*Some blue tack
*20 hugs
*And a Vanilla Candle
You can never own enough men
I'll bid for Phiredancer.. (UCOF i already had a stint of owning you... i;ll let someone else have a go)
I bid for Phiredancer...
*Some blue tack
*20 hugs
*And a Vanilla Candle
You can never own enough men
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
@ Pink.
cool...that rhymes.
@ Pink.cool...that rhymes.
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
OK I have to say i'm leaning towards Stroo at this point. Although i would have to donate the inflatable to my very good friend mr (k)neller of Freedom for his dubious pleasures.
OK I have to say i'm leaning towards Stroo at this point. Although i would have to donate the inflatable to my very good friend mr (k)neller of Freedom for his dubious pleasures.
Meh
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Who told you that? *tries to look innocent*
Written by: stroo
*some beer(coz i know how he likes his beer)
hehehehhehehehe.
Who told you that? *tries to look innocent*
Meh
SILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Posted:
okay.....
*some shooting stars
*a pink flower
*2 spoons of sugar
*2 spoons
*a balloon
*a small tree
*a shell and some pebbles
and.......
*a packet of tim tams
*3 candles
*a sparkley pencil
*some beer
*a tenis ball
and 600 hugs!
okay.....
*some shooting stars
*a pink flower
*2 spoons of sugar
*2 spoons
*a balloon
*a small tree
*a shell and some pebbles
and.......
*a packet of tim tams
*3 candles
*a sparkley pencil
*some beer
*a tenis ball
and 600 hugs!
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ok i see both your bids for C@ntus and raise you:
*Infinate hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*A Green Biro
*Some pieces of paper with notes on
*A silver pencil case
*A 'tuscan dream' candle
*A carton of Apple Juice
*3 pairs of odd socks
*A purple hair tye thing
*A pair of home made flags (as soon as my sewing machine is working)
*A poster of a rocky shoreline
*Some Beer
*A jar of nutella/Marmite whatever one you prefer or both if you're bi-spreadable
*And a place to stay in the SW of France whenever you like
Ok i see both your bids for C@ntus and raise you:
*Infinate hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*A Green Biro
*Some pieces of paper with notes on
*A silver pencil case
*A 'tuscan dream' candle
*A carton of Apple Juice
*3 pairs of odd socks
*A purple hair tye thing
*A pair of home made flags (as soon as my sewing machine is working)
*A poster of a rocky shoreline
*Some Beer
*A jar of nutella/Marmite whatever one you prefer or both if you're bi-spreadable
*And a place to stay in the SW of France whenever you like
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
member
61 posts
Location: england, uk
61 posts
Location: england, uk
Posted:
!!YAY!!
a bid for me, a bid for me!!
[hugz pink]
!!YAY!! a bid for me, a bid for me!!
[hugz pink]
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
SILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
Posted:
hmmm...i still think i should get him. hehe! just coz ive got an inflatable man with an erection...
hmmm...i still think i should get him. hehe! just coz ive got an inflatable man with an erection...
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
BRONZE Member
old hand
1,184 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
old hand
1,184 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
Posted:
i'll see all ya bids for c@ntus
plus a wide screen tv with cantus written on it
and a fraggle
and a doozer
i'll see all ya bids for c@ntus
plus a wide screen tv with cantus written on it
and a fraggle
and a doozer
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Psycho_lemming has Tim-tams....
What flavour are they?
BTW people. Whilst all this copying and pasting is fine cos you don't have to type everything out every time....next time someone ups the bidding can they put the "t" into elastic for me please? Sorry to be so pedantic but it's really beginning to bug the heck out of me....
thank you ladies (etc)
Psycho_lemming has Tim-tams....
What flavour are they?
BTW people. Whilst all this copying and pasting is fine cos you don't have to type everything out every time....next time someone ups the bidding can they put the "t" into elastic for me please? Sorry to be so pedantic but it's really beginning to bug the heck out of me....
thank you ladies (etc)
Meh
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
ps when Brainstorma adds his doggy to his bid I'll start taking his interest seriously
ps when Brainstorma adds his doggy to his bid I'll start taking his interest seriously
Meh
SILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Posted:
which flavour would you like?
which flavour would you like?
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
BRONZE Member
old hand
1,184 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
old hand
1,184 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
Posted:
how about teh doggy and the kitty cat
you can swing the cat really well dosnt have much wing resistance
how about teh doggy and the kitty cat
you can swing the cat really well dosnt have much wing resistance
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
thats because cats dont have wings in the first place...
thats because cats dont have wings in the first place...
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
overlord and maggot king
171 posts
Location: heathmont, victoria, australia
171 posts
Location: heathmont, victoria, australia
Posted:
im still on auction, so there are 4
im still on auction, so there are 4
welcome back to kermits mad land.
wont you join my teaparty.
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
double choc tim tams are wicked. Are there toffee ones too? I can't remember right now.
They're made by the same people that make penguin biscuits over here y'know. yet they don't sell penguins in Aus and NZ. Which i think is weird.
double choc tim tams are wicked. Are there toffee ones too? I can't remember right now.
They're made by the same people that make penguin biscuits over here y'know. yet they don't sell penguins in Aus and NZ. Which i think is weird.
Meh
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
I bid... *looks around* ... pretty much everything i own on UCOF xxx
I bid... *looks around* ... pretty much everything i own on UCOF xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
any body want me!!!!??????
any body want me!!!!??????
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
so
are you saying that cats aren't resistant to wings, or that they are?
Written by: Dentrassi
thats because cats dont have wings in the first place...
so
are you saying that cats aren't resistant to wings, or that they are? Meh
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