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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Ok ok... i see your bid and raise you...

*372 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*A Green Biro
*Some pieces of paper with notes on
*A silver pencil case
*And a 'tuscan dream' candle...

(or we could join together and share him? Say you get him 3 days, i get him 3 days and we can hire him our for the other day? ubbangel )


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Fire Bunny
Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz
Member Since: 27th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1260
Posted:i bid a box o tissues on UCFO!!!

and as he already has them i must win him!!

*sold to the bunny with the fluffy tale* -o can i do that if its me that votes? probable not... ill revoke that...
smile


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Miss Pink are you just looking round your room for stuff?

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Fire Bunny
Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz
Member Since: 27th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1260
Posted:and just coz i feel like biding on people and pawning off my mates stuff (you gave me a great idea c@ntus) my bid for c@ntus:

i also see both your bids

*372 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Red feather duster is all i have
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*A Green Biro
*Some pieces of paper with notes on
*A Orange Glasses case
*i dont have a 'tuscan dream' candle but it sounds really good, i have a hole lot of little random candles
*candle holders to put all the little random candles in
*a bottle of Fanta
*and 2 odd pairs of socks!


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:I have no idea what a tuscan candle is. There are tuscan raiders in Star Wars. But they're mostly nomadic desert warrior type people. I doubt they took time out to make "dream" candles....

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:tongue It's all the belonging's i own... i don't own much stuff! nothing worth a lot anyway! (and the Tuscan candle is a really nice smelly candle smile )

And i see your bid and raise you:
*538 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*A Green Biro
*Some pieces of paper with notes on
*A silver pencil case
*A 'tuscan dream' candle
*A carton of Apple Juice
*3 pairs of odd socks
*A purple hair tye thing
*And... A jar of nutella/Marmite whatever one you prefer or both if you're bi-spreadable like me ubbangel


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stroo
stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2003
Total posts: 799
Posted:right. this is getting serious. C@ntus WILL be mine (moowahahahaha)

i bid
*half a huge mint aero bar
*a tub of ben and jerries phish food (yes im giving some1 ice cream. what is the world coming to)
*my really cool dream about riding 1 eyed horses down the iles of tesco
*some of my famous banana, honey and natural yoghurt smoothie
*my huge squishey bean bag
*240 cups of tea
*a naked inflatable man with an erection (yes i actually have one of those. LOL!)
*a home made compilation CD full of songs to make you smile
*some freshly squeezed orange juice
*some beer(coz i know how he likes his beer)

hehehehhehehehe.


Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Right...

I see your bid and raise you:
*538 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*A Green Biro
*Some pieces of paper with notes on
*A silver pencil case
*A 'tuscan dream' candle
*A carton of Apple Juice
*3 pairs of odd socks
*A purple hair tye thing
*A pair of home made flags (as soon as my sewing machine is working)
*A poster of a rocky shoreline
*And... A jar of nutella/Marmite whatever one you prefer or both if you're bi-spreadable


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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:*can I jusat get the naked inflateable man with an erection please?*

How much do you want for it?


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phiredancer
member
Location: england, uk
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 61
Posted:and still no one fighting over UCOF an me frown frown frown frown

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:sssssshhhhhhhhhhh!

*pokes Phiredancer*


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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:I'll bid for Phiredancer.. (UCOF i already had a stint of owning you... i;ll let someone else have a go)

I bid for Phiredancer...
*Some blue tack
*20 hugs
*And a Vanilla Candle ubbangel

You can never own enough men ubbangel


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:wink @ Pink.

cool...that rhymes.


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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:OK I have to say i'm leaning towards Stroo at this point. Although i would have to donate the inflatable to my very good friend mr (k)neller of Freedom for his dubious pleasures.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Written by: stroo

*some beer(coz i know how he likes his beer)

hehehehhehehehe.




Who told you that? *tries to look innocent*

hug


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Psycho_lemming
Psycho_lemming

Running hippy spinning lemming
Location: Scotland
Member Since: 16th Jul 2004
Total posts: 15
Posted:okay.....

*some shooting stars
*a pink flower
*2 spoons of sugar
*2 spoons
*a balloon
*a small tree
*a shell and some pebbles
and.......
*a packet of tim tams
*3 candles
*a sparkley pencil
*some beer
*a tenis ball
and 600 hugs!

hug smile


Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Ok i see both your bids for C@ntus and raise you:

*Infinate hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*A Green Biro
*Some pieces of paper with notes on
*A silver pencil case
*A 'tuscan dream' candle
*A carton of Apple Juice
*3 pairs of odd socks
*A purple hair tye thing
*A pair of home made flags (as soon as my sewing machine is working)
*A poster of a rocky shoreline
*Some Beer
*A jar of nutella/Marmite whatever one you prefer or both if you're bi-spreadable
*And a place to stay in the SW of France whenever you like ubbangel


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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phiredancer
member
Location: england, uk
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 61
Posted:smile !!YAY!! smile

a bid for me, a bid for me!!

[hugz pink] smile


i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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stroo
stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2003
Total posts: 799
Posted:hmmm...i still think i should get him. hehe! just coz ive got an inflatable man with an erection...

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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brainstorma
brainstorma

old hand
Location: under the fairie wheel
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 1184
Posted:i'll see all ya bids for c@ntus
plus a wide screen tv with cantus written on it
and a fraggle
and a doozer


"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Psycho_lemming has Tim-tams.... biggrin



What flavour are they?



BTW people. Whilst all this copying and pasting is fine cos you don't have to type everything out every time....next time someone ups the bidding can they put the "t" into elastic for me please? Sorry to be so pedantic but it's really beginning to bug the heck out of me....





thank you ladies (etc) hug


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:ps when Brainstorma adds his doggy to his bid I'll start taking his interest seriously smile

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Psycho_lemming
Psycho_lemming

Running hippy spinning lemming
Location: Scotland
Member Since: 16th Jul 2004
Total posts: 15
Posted:which flavour would you like? wink

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...

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brainstorma
brainstorma

old hand
Location: under the fairie wheel
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 1184
Posted:how about teh doggy and the kitty cat
you can swing the cat really well dosnt have much wing resistance


"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"

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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
Posted:thats because cats dont have wings in the first place... tongue

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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kermit
kermit

overlord and maggot king
Location: heathmont, victoria, australia
Member Since: 8th Aug 2004
Total posts: 171
Posted:im still on auction, so there are 4

welcome back to kermits mad land.


wont you join my teaparty.

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:double choc tim tams are wicked. Are there toffee ones too? I can't remember right now.

They're made by the same people that make penguin biscuits over here y'know. yet they don't sell penguins in Aus and NZ. Which i think is weird.


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Vixen
Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire
Member Since: 10th Jan 2004
Total posts: 3276
Posted:I bid... *looks around* ... pretty much everything i own on UCOF xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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brodieman
brodieman

old hand
Location: london
Member Since: 11th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1024
Posted:any body want me!!!!?????? ubbangel

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Written by: Dentrassi

thats because cats dont have wings in the first place... tongue



so confused are you saying that cats aren't resistant to wings, or that they are?


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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