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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:a free man!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:but ive become institutionalised(sp?). I cant live with freedom... u know... like in the shawshank redemption.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:just out of curiosity, am i ever going to be bid on? i put myself up for auction 12 posts ago, and there has been no follow up

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:i post ummm... 1 bucket of 3 day old shrimp and ummmm 1 hobo sandal biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Hee hee I feel so loved....!!! So.. if I put myself up for auction... would anyone buy me? I'm not a fan of rejection... biggrin Though it kinda appears Sniper already owns me.. as he's stolen me... but can anyone beat the Snipery superstar?

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:ooo shawshank. top film

*wonder if i technically own FRD in some kinda owner > grandowner > great-grandowner* hmm

might as well get the first bid in for pidji then:
Blacklight
Mirrorball
home made toad in the hole


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:rolleyes
ahem... wrong thread ladys and gents... ull be wanting the official female hop auction... and last time i checked pigeon was a girl... unless shes been taking testosterone pills tongue


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Hee hee I didn't ask to be bid on... I was just making sure someone would.. so I wouldnt be rejected...*sniffles*

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:dude.... why won't anybody bid on me? i can't be *that* bad, surely?

whoever wins this auction gets a pm with my given name. that's gotta be worth something


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:ok 4 sparkey i bid:

a hug
a tophat with a purple band
lots of smiles
3 and a bit jars of nutella
a collapsible coathanger


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:and just what in the hell is wrong with my bid? hmmm?

shrug


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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ishkadoodles
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

ishkadoodles

journeyman
Location: Minneapolis, MN

Total posts: 61
Posted:I'll bid on ya Sparkey! Feel loved

-handmade paper made by moi
-scraps from my prom dress that I'm making
-I'll one up Ilsanya on the nutella and put up 4 jars, because nutella rocks my world!
-a bunch of old/used glowsticks
-a massage (I've been told I give really good massages)

hmmm, that is all


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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:Written by: ilsanya

ok 4 sparkey i bid:

a hug
a tophat with a purple band
lots of smiles
3 and a bit jars of nutella
a collapsible coathanger



plus
6 and 2/3 jars of nutella
coconut surf wax, nearly new
pink socks
a very pretty autumn leaf from a tree in my garden
3 nice rocks from new zealand
some new black nail polish

i want him, he will b mine and i will fight u for him ubblol


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ishkadoodles
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

ishkadoodles

journeyman
Location: Minneapolis, MN

Total posts: 61
Posted:okay Ilsanya...you want a fight...I'll give you a fight... *strikes a mortal kombat pose*

Written by: kmbkitten

-handmade paper made by moi
-scraps from my prom dress that I'm making
-I'll one up Ilsanya on the nutella and put up 4 jars, because nutella rocks my world!
-a bunch of old/used glowsticks
-a massage (I've been told I give really good massages)




plus...
-my grandma's homemade cookies (whatever kind you like)
-4 more jars of nutella
-pink and black striped socks
-a big garbage bag full of popcorn (I work at a theater...I have connections...)
-lots and lots of used colored pencils!!!
-and a box of mints

mine! grrrrrr ubbloco


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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:sofar i think miss ilsanya is winning, if only because of the hat. i like hats, and that one sounds really cool. i'm a little curious as to what happened to that other third of a jar tongue

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:Written by: ilsanya

Written by: ilsanya

ok 4 sparkey i bid:

a hug
a tophat with a purple band
lots of smiles
3 and a bit jars of nutella
a collapsible coathanger



plus
6 and 2/3 jars of nutella
coconut surf wax, nearly new
pink socks
a very pretty autumn leaf from a tree in my garden
3 nice rocks from new zealand
some new black nail polish

i want him, he will b mine and i will fight u for him ubblol



all this and
guitar tabs for killing in the name of
spikey cuff
3 more jars of nutella
glow in the dark body paint
100 hug
green tutu
checkered shoelaces

i have to win!


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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:oh the jar ...um...would u believe the leprachaun under my bed ate it?

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JayKitty
GOLD Member since Nov 2004

JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey

Total posts: 534
Posted:17, guy, cute, 6 foot tall, spikey brown hair, dark eyes. Mostly straight, but flamboyant like crazy. Enjoys fire, glow sticks and loud thumpy music. I like to define myself as "ecentric" rather than crazy. Ummm, love glow sticks too. Glows under a UV light. I would say I'm cute, i suppose. Check out my gallery. Want a good bod? Stop working out and start swimming like a fish! I'm like a sperm, im a swimmer.

Don't mind me, just passing through.

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:hmmmmmmm for jaykitty

4 glow sticks
a mintie
a hockey puk
a painting (done by me)
and a glitter gel pen


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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:since she seems so determined, and because of the hat, i think ilsanya win the auction. congratulations, you now own me. now, what are you going to do with me? let me know when you figure it out, i dont' know what to do with myself!

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:*does a "i won sparkey dance"*
yay!!!!!!!!!!


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ishkadoodles
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

ishkadoodles

journeyman
Location: Minneapolis, MN

Total posts: 61
Posted:fine, that's cool, but then can I please have jaykitty???? please! I'm putting down again what I put for sparkey, plus...

a bunch of new glowsticks
a couple of high intensity glowsticks
uv light
lots of really cool techno thumpy music (including sandstorm if ya like)
lots of time to spin glowsticks because I love the same things you do when it comes to what you said you liked!!

woot and you are cute too. at least from what I can tell from the pics...


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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:oh ok then, but only if i can borrow him occasionly (u can borrow sparkey if u want)

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ishkadoodles
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

ishkadoodles

journeyman
Location: Minneapolis, MN

Total posts: 61
Posted:hmm, I think I can share. we can trade off once in a while so neither of us get lonely or worse...bored. just kidding guys! I'm sure you are both very exciting...*falls asleep*

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JayKitty
GOLD Member since Nov 2004

JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey

Total posts: 534
Posted:I'm loving the glitter pen ^_^ im such a softie for sparklies. Glowies, always nice, and if you have a pic online of the painting id love to see it. I love art ^_^ and a mint, fresh breath is nice and i like hockey.

Don't mind me, just passing through.

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ishkadoodles
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

ishkadoodles

journeyman
Location: Minneapolis, MN

Total posts: 61
Posted:hey...if its art you like I'll give you my whole darn portfolio plus I'll through in my sketch book. Come on, she already got one!!! I feel so unloved!

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:yeah we can share, that will be fun! keep things fresh

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:ok, for sale.. .. ..
guy, age 16, blonde, grouse at poi, recording musician (doesnt that sound pro) lanky, 5foot 7 (i think) quickly getting hippier

bidding starts now, ends when i get back from g.i. joe camp this friday (austrailian time)

cheers, pete biggrin


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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ishkadoodles
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

ishkadoodles

journeyman
Location: Minneapolis, MN

Total posts: 61
Posted:...so does this mean I won Jaykitty...what's new pussy cat?

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Alfred
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Alfred

Altyd Brandend
Location: Orange County, California, US...

Total posts: 149
Posted:How does this work?Do i have to put myself up, or do i get nominated?Am i mentioned somewhere in the past 51 pages?

Spinning makes my world go round

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