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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
throws body on to auction table
any takers?
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
Me pick me!!
Ok for Noddy I'll start the bidding at:
A
A new set of devil sticks
A new set of fire devil sticks
A mountain of your choice
Multiple jars of Nutella/Marmite/Vegemite..
And another
And for Just Another Clown I'll bid:
The collective bid's of DA and Boo_Bunny of:
hugs-lots of them
My cat empire cd
all of the music on my lappy- at last count it was over 4 days worth
my favorite blanket (its a double bed one and huge)
3 of my pillow
a small fluffy dog and 2 kittens
a green elephant named Roy and his cookies
My simon and Garkunkel Greatest Hits record, and a record player
2 pairs of red sparkely shoes
My youngest brother- hes fun and good at video game (hey, i have to find someway of getting rid of him)
The freedom to tickle me mercylessly- people say its fun, i dunno personaly
a visit from the fabulus me
My prettyful purple flags
Your own yoght
A green witches hat
20 chocolate cakes
lots of hand-made cookies
more hugs
somemore hugs
a blue bar of soap
Father Christmas- the real one
a pixie
a dvd of unknown content
a fully working lightbulb
a jar full of niceness
all chocolate in the world
poi
a new staff
fire
bucket of worms
a bag
socks (extra long ones)
4 bottles of WKD
more beer on top of that
big pack of protein shake
web cam
an old wine gum
date with dream girl (ill leave that up to FRD)
free train tickets for anywhere in the coutry
free airfair to france
old tissue
lots of smiles
a puddle
and loads of kisses
a camera that as soon as u have recorded film it atuomatically goes into the place you want it to
an old box
cats empire cd
some old bread (with mould)
cordless mouse
another cat empire cd (just found one)
2 bottles of paraffin
a pack of pringles
some old coke
a knife and spoon
an old pan
a brick
led poi
new juggling balls
colorful candy raver beads
The ability to fly
a pair of stripey gloves
signed autograph of the empire cats
A rug (s'white, but a bit dirty)
A book called "Never too Busy to be Beautiful"
A lemongrass-scented tealight
An eyelash
A small angel in a box
A shoelace
a pirate ship
A bucket of orange skittles
A pot plant called Fido
and........a gold pencil crayon
And I'll raise it to include:
A free ticket to come visit meee in Tassie
An endless number of free tickets to see the Cat Empire live
A mountain of your choice
A pool of jelly
Some fluro pink string
An endless supply of any fuel of your choice
2 pogo-stick's
All the music the Cat Empire have ever composed
A
from meeeA weekend with the Cat Empire
Annnd....a pretty feather
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
sold!
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
Wooo!! That didn't take long!!
*Does a happy ownership dance*
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA
Wow, I remember when bidding started simple with things like a jar of fluffer nutter and a yo-yo. I can't keep up with you crazy kids anymore... hmmm I'm only 18, that makes me sad, hehe.
Don't mind me, just passing through.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
*bump*
Any more takers for JAC?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
for JAC i bid all the stuff that Fire_Spinning_Angel bid, including the stuff he bid on Noddy, plus a jar of fluffer nutter and a yo-yo.
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
i previously had:
all chocolate in the world
poi
a new staff
fire
bucket of worms
a bag
socks (extra long ones)
4 bottles of WKD
more beer on top of that
big pack of protein shake
web cam
an old wine gum
date with dream girl (ill leave that up to FRD)
free train tickets for anywhere in the coutry
free airfair to france
old tissue
lots of smiles
a puddle
and loads of kisses
a camera that as soon as u have recorded film it automatically goes into the place you want it to
an old box
cats empire cd
some old bread (with mould)
cordless mouse
another cat empire cd (just found one)
2 bottles of paraffin
a pack of pringles
some old coke
a knife and spoon
an old pan
a brick
led poi
new juggling balls
colorful candy raver beads
The ability to fly
a pair of stripey gloves
signed autograph of the empire cats
A rug (s'white, but a bit dirty)
A book called "Never too Busy to be Beautiful"
A lemongrass-scented tealight
An eyelash
A small angel in a box
A shoelace
a pirate ship
A bucket of orange skittles
A pot plant called Fido
and........a gold pencil crayon
i now add:
a candle
a 20cent NZ coin with a kiwi on it
a shell
a bracelet
some moonlight
and a waterfall
mini badly wrapped dragon
6 jars nutella
boric acid
an English pocket dictionary
Chai Tea
A Green Biro
and a another hug
and thats all i have for now
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
I'll trade my Gibson SG for JAC. I think I win
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
no way!!! Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Whats a Gibson SG?
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
THIS little ripper is a Gibson SG.
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
965 posts
Location: London
Don't make me choose!!!
....'pretty instrument'
........Help me! 
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
JAC, you'd be a fool to accept what DA is offering. Basically you've got a choice of a kick ass guitar or some litter!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Member
40 posts
Location: USA
hey jo i think i can out bid u...
JAC i offer this:
1960 Gibson Les Paul Standard Sunburst blistertop. $102,000 USD (currently on ebay)
1962 Gibson SG Les Paul Std. <--- $17,995 USD (Cherry Red, Two PAFs! Sideways Vibrola. All nickel parts!)
... i believe i am the winner?
965 posts
Location: London
True nice instruments!
But Jo has an awesomely large smile ( trust me,i have seen pictures) and why should i have 2 guitars, when i only have 1 set of hands, if ii had two sets then i would be happy to accept, but at the moment i am only blessed with one set
Decisions..decisions...Can anyone clinch the deal for me?
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA
GO JO! ::cheesy gitar rift:: a real american hero!!! ::cheesy end guitar::
Don't mind me, just passing through.
Member
40 posts
Location: USA
*Smiles* <--- see nice big happy smile.
and ill give you some Poi and a Staff, and 2 bottles of paraffin and 2 bottles of Kero
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
JAC, its your choice. But, I tell you this... webdaemon can offer kero and paraffin and staff and poi (not that you already own this surely :P). All I can offer is constant hugs, cuddles with mollydog, good times,and a baggy full of shibby! Plus, my smile can out-do anyones
yaaaaaaay! Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
965 posts
Location: London
True! I have already got staffs, and poi, but where else can i get get constant hugs? Plus an amazingly cool smile
Congratulations Jo
Im all yours Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
wooo hooo! in your face, losers!!!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
after much deliberation (and almost three weeks of not touching a computer) it hath been decided that i am now jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_valley
unless there are better offers?
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
Nope...no more offers
Wooo...*does some ownership dancing*
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom
Up for auction
er, me.
28 year old hippy of the barefoot, tree hugging variety/extreme computer geek.
The bad points:
Useless round the house except for DIY and fixing things.
Sleeps until well into the afternoon, stays up all night.
Does not mix well with others.
Not easily understood.
You'll need to consult the user manual in order to get maximum usefulness from this unique individual.
Should probably be neutered.
The good points:
I make these,
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You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.
Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
But is the manual in English?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom
In English with a full glossary for the technical terms.
You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.
Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Right, I bid three cheezels, a packet of toothpics, a pair of wings and fourteen hugs. (hugs are my speciality)
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
ooooo i bid a jug of saki
and a ton of multi-coloured paper note: paper is recycled!
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom
I should probably mention that I'm already Froggy's rubber clad gimp, although it's only a part time position, so I'm still available for auction, bar mitzvahs and children's parties.
You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.
Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
well froggys already my wench so that should make you the cabbin gimp
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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