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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:i know, run away with him before blu gets the chance.... if you dont, i will!!

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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:eep thats not fair i want petri hes so sexy ad well i dont want to say the rest

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Fyre
Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland
Member Since: 19th Oct 2005
Total posts: 315
Posted:Okay, I`m up for auction ubbrollsmile

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:For Fyre I bid:
2 Multi-coloured lighters
A banana and strawberry smoothie
Some sunshine
A stack of blank CD's
Mini Rolls
A DVD of most haunted
Some Parrafin
A piece of english soil
Some Lycra cycling shorts
A trip to the super market
Some juggling balls
All the answers to lifes questions
A fun night
The guy whos playing drums loudly 2 houses down
A piece of paper
A can of coke
And a some fake monopoly money


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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:im first right for petri i will offer:
juggling lessons
old paper bag
iPod
Stripey socks
me and a bed
handcuffs
old tissue
latte machine
with lattes
chocolate bath
a cow
pen draven
fairy dust
hugs
kisses
LEDC POI
NEW STAFF
PENCIL SHARPENINGS
a trunk of unmentionables
cake
scarey films
protection from asena
handbook on how girls work
anddddddddddd
a teddy bear


Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:"me and a bed
handcuffs
old tissue
a trunk of unmentionables"

umm spank


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Fyre
Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland
Member Since: 19th Oct 2005
Total posts: 315
Posted:Not bad asena, not bad at all. I`m a bit scared of the "fun night" tho.
But highest bid so far has been made by DA, she knows my weakness` , a latte machine, led poi, new staff and herself ofcourse hug


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:I withdraw my bid, I do not wish to be associated with anything... um... illegal... wink smile

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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:does that mean i win?

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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GeoffonTour04
enthusiast
Location: Oxford
Member Since: 30th Nov 2005
Total posts: 360
Posted:I will sell myself, for a box of cigarettes. smile

One will do frown


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Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:I dont want to buy you, but here, have this fag butt, I found it on the floor ubblol wink

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GeoffonTour04
enthusiast
Location: Oxford
Member Since: 30th Nov 2005
Total posts: 360
Posted:good idea *goes in look of extinguished rollies*

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Hey! I missed a sale! Dammit..compulsive shopper that I am.

Geoff, are you sure I cant tempt you with these?



*shakes a carton of 200 cigarettes and 4 large pouches of cutters choice tobacco, and a very large wooden box containing a hefty ammount of weed*



and these



*points to a BLT and

an environmental infant silencer*





*grins* biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Pen Draven
Pen Draven

Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 1st Sep 2005
Total posts: 1363
Posted:Cutters Choice ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove and added to the big box.. oh my.

Throw in a few boxes of rips and if Geoff isnt tempted... well. I'll follow you anywhere lolol


Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink

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GeoffonTour04
enthusiast
Location: Oxford
Member Since: 30th Nov 2005
Total posts: 360
Posted:Sold! to bluvalley, a legendary bid indeed.

*goes off to cook a BLT* damn you


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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:Do i win Petri?

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Fyre
Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland
Member Since: 19th Oct 2005
Total posts: 315
Posted:Yes! From now on I belong to Devilsarmy hug

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:YAY!!!!!!!!!!! well done anyways Asena *hugs Asena*

YAY YAY YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Twigs
newbie

Member Since: 6th Jan 2006
Total posts: 19
Posted:Are all the good ones gone? I wanted a bit of the action......*mmm mental images of action*
devil
If any of the guys are still up for auction throw them my way bounce


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GeoffonTour04
enthusiast
Location: Oxford
Member Since: 30th Nov 2005
Total posts: 360
Posted:until I recieve payment (so far, a good offer) I'm still technically up for auction. Refer to previous offer for starting price smile

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Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:Pah, you can keep him DA, I'm planning on ways to steal ravehead from blu, currently, I plan to use bambino as a hostage.... yess.... biggrin

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Nah uh!!!! Please step up to collection point B *presents the booty for Geoff's collection in a wheelbarrow while doing the happy jig* I have a GeoffonTour!!!

*sparks up a celebratory J and hands in to Geoff*

*Shows a 1468lt icecream container of rips to PenDravon and winks*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Written by: Asena

Pah, you can keep him DA, I'm planning on ways to steal ravehead from blu, currently, I plan to use bambino as a hostage.... yess.... biggrin



Aint going to happen!!! My Quandry are well protected and cared for, besides, Bambino would probably enjoy it ubblol


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:Oh ye lol, never thought of that... I'll steal something else then, just gotta work out what....

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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:hehe and why are you acting not bothered about this then go on msn and call me names about it ubbcrying

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:STEP RIGGGHT UP ladies!



under the hammer today we have one MJK, a fine young man perfect for the first time bidder or experienced auction attendee, posses's very little besides a suitcase full of toys, a unicylce and one exceptionally good lookin' smile wink. you know what this means lady, thiy guy is flexible! able to move around at ease and is beginning to get quite handy at contact staff. also an experienced poi finger-loop maker where he creates exquisite hand crafted leather loops that are soft to touch and even better to spin with!



lets start the bidding at one matchstick!



do i have a bid???


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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_FSA_
_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:YES!! woo!!

Ok so I'll bid:

Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
A hug smile
Another unicycle
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another hug


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:question: are you the sole owner of the unicycle, or part owner with ilsanya?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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_FSA_
_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:Hhhmm....I suppose part owner, I'm sure she will understand if I explain that it was used to buy you tongue

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:OOOooh, for Mr Majestik I bid the following:

A box of matches
A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)
A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.
A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
A penguin squishy stress toy
Something fluffy to play with
A pirate ship of circus toys
x ray goggles
a bag of hip hop and ska
6x super soakers
and a sandwhich


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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