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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:I bid my recently clipped toenails on Noddy.

And some fluff in my pocket.

And a box of condoms...


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:looks promising

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Offers for noddy...

Time immortal
Much respect and hug 's
His own private universe
A fire proof bouncy castle full of jelly (noddys choice of flavour)
A stealth monkey (mynci) suit ubblol
2 sheets of orange stickers (dots, squares, triangles and stars)
What ever he should ask in future (even the impossible)
Me to praise him on as many HoPpers intros as I can manage
Anything cool I find whilst tidying wimbledon common
2 little green knobbly finger things
A scary white mask


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Domino
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 757
Posted:Written by: Mynci

Offers for noddy...

Time immortal
Much respect and hug 's
His own private universe
A fire proof bouncy castle full of jelly (noddys choice of flavour)
A stealth monkey (mynci) suit ubblol
2 sheets of orange stickers (dots, squares, triangles and stars)
What ever he should ask in future (even the impossible)
Me to praise him on as many HoPpers intros as I can manage
Anything cool I find whilst tidying wimbledon common
2 little green knobbly finger things
A scary white mask



Written by: screech


for domino

all the spots from a set of dominoes
3 pizzas of his choice
a glowstick
5 weapons from a cluedo set
and a little plastic castle from a fish tank



Currently reconsidering my value... biggrin


Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:*sniggers* I'll bid later for you domino..busy at mo sneaking post on Hop

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:wow i feel valued

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Nod...there is more to be bid for you....



2 welly phones (free calls to your best friend)

Somewhere warm and dark to lurk

Magical colour changing hair dye (thought activated)

a gang of fruit

2 magic carpets (in case 1 wears out)

the secret to the art of trixydermy

a course in noodle manipulation

and

Gap year mission De-briefing *snigger* in a pub or place of your choice biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:OOOh for Noddy I bid

My love and adoration
a pool of custard
a glow in the dark plastic spider
a flea circus
a pirate ship
A small island in the south pacific (still secretly under construction)
18 paperclips
All the spices in india
a dream come true
inflamability
a better understanding of women
a packet of sweets
a bouncy castle
a submarine
a nose plug
a green sparkly pen
a song which I shall sing
loads of random PMs
some fluff
all the hotels from a monopoly board
a tom green coaster
a toy train
an invisibility cloak
12 supersoakers
a hom made pie
good vibrations
100000 cyber hugs
and a pyramid of cards


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:Written by: screech


for domino

all the spots from a set of dominoes
3 pizzas of his choice
a glowstick
5 weapons from a cluedo set
and a little plastic castle from a fish tank



add to bid

2 cuddly eeores
a magic desk tidy that never runs out of stationary
a pot of exploding purple goo
unlimited x-box action on whatever game he chooses
a day inside the head of any person of your choice
an automatic bubble maker and a years supply of bubble mixture
a trip around the galaxy
and 39 of ali ba-ba's 40 thieves


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:oh men on sale... *drools* ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:for brit_joe

a bouncy ball in rainbow stripes
a pink hammock with fluffy edges
a set of rainbow flag poi
a tube of lube (un-opened)
dinner in a fancy restaurant with a hopper of his choice
4 litres of cherry coke
and a bowl of green m & m's


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:I will up my bid for domino to include:
a red sticker
a tree
a sieve (almost new)
the nile river
and a pear

I will also up my bid for noddy to include:

an everlasting lighter
a dragon egg
3 forks
and a wheelbarrow filled with elastic bands


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:ooo tough bidding you two

erm...i dunno who you decide?


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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JonnyRok
JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:Ok Im up for auction, first time too!

Tall blue eyed poi spinner with a fascination for fire, pie and anything else I feel like. biggrin Any takers?


Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:I think that we need a rule where all wares must have shirtless pics somewhere. ubbangel

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Igirisujin
Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 2666
Posted:on ya bike mr

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Noddy..I up my bid to include....

A toblerone house, with nutella cement and a jaffa cake chimney
An army or loyal flying monkeys (led by leonard - half cat half monkey)
all the alcohol in the world (twice)
a small russian child trained in vodka making from potato peel
a log fire
meeces
the secret of true hypnotism (not that shoddy paul mckenna crap)
biscuit ice cream
the cure for hiccups
14 rolls of green gaffa tape
magic lotion (ooooh magic)
x-ray contact lenses (specs are sooo 19-yesterday)
2 chicken fillets
1 gargoyle lord
several minions
a kookaburra
1 x Free mahi mahi
bungle from rainbow to stand next to bouncy castle
The ultimate scalextic
power over the media
1 x unversal communicators
a giant white chocolate cloud
a skittles rainbow
a personal teleportation device ( driving is so pass)
magic sand (as seen on TV) batteries not included
a life-time supply of batteries
joke false teeth
a crystal ball
a broken snooker cue
the complete harry potter collection (inc. never before seen endings made up by me)
a cunning plan (re-useable)
A happy sausage
17 leeks
and
long distance clara


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Richee
HOP librarian
Location: Prague
Member Since: 15th Jan 2002
Total posts: 1841
Posted:Its auction her or what?

:R


POI THEO(R)IST

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the_poier
the 1337 poier
Location: england
Member Since: 7th Jul 2005
Total posts: 346
Posted:yep ive decided to put myself up for auction, making my own decisions is getting tedious...tall, blonde, blue eyes...

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest

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DrBoo
DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 10th Oct 2005
Total posts: 453
Posted:Written by: JonnyRok

Ok Im up for auction, first time too!

Tall blue eyed poi spinner with a fascination for fire, pie and anything else I feel like. biggrin Any takers?



Hmmm. A spare man would be handy.....

I shall bid:
A bumper book of crosswords
A small fern
A yellow mug with a chip in the top
A thing for removing spiders so you don't have to go near them
My fantastic chicken pie
An entire collection of Cher albums
Some twigs in a pot
A piece of string
Some naval fluff
A raindrop
A wiggly catepiller
A bell
Some false nails
2 homemade apple pies with cinnamon ice cream on the side


Any good to you? hug


Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK
Member Since: 5th Nov 2002
Total posts: 1079
Posted:SELL ME! SELL ME!!!
i can cook roast potatoes and make cheese sandwiches!


D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program

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DrBoo
DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 10th Oct 2005
Total posts: 453
Posted:Oh, now I'm torn. Jonnyrok or Dyke Boy?
I can never get my roasties to go right......

Well, I'll leave my bids as they stand, and for you, DB, I'll bid:

25 Maris Pipers
A flute
A free CD from Computer Arts
A tiller from a small boat
Half a bottle of diet coke
A paint brush
The spots off a ladybug
A cashew nut
A lock of my hair - it's red
Some organic apple juice
Half a bag of pistashio nuts
A parrot
A small fluffy baby penguin
A bottle of bubbles


Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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JonnyRok
JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:Tempting bid... but let me view some other offers first

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:For JonnyRok I bid:

Lots of tasty nachos
A zigzag surf magazine (December 2003 Issue)
A fluffy pink pillow
Infinate hug
A shiny lightsaber (green in colour)
All the powers of a ninja
Tons of anime to watch forever
A year's worth of free pie
5 packets of 2 minute noodles
My Good Charlotte cd

And last but not least, a bucket of smarties biggrin


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Domino
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 757
Posted:Written by: Doc Lightning

I think that we need a rule where all wares must have shirtless pics somewhere. ubbangel



How about a picture of just my shirt?


Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Add to my bid for JonnyRok:

A swimming pool full of jelly
A cup of tea
A bumber sticker that says " Dont follow me, I'm lost too"

ubbrollsmile


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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DrBoo
DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 10th Oct 2005
Total posts: 453
Posted:I have a feeling I may be being outbid for Jonnyrok so I will add:


Half a tube of wine gums
An orchid
An inflatable pillow
A smelly candle
A small troll
A pie empire
Enough trifle to fill the Albert Hall
And all the change in my wallet.....um.....28p

bounce2
ubbrollsmile


Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK
Member Since: 5th Nov 2002
Total posts: 1079
Posted:that'll do for me!!
sold sold sold!
whos the auctioneer?


D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:I got competition!

JonnyRok, I up my bid to include:

A tub of ice-cream, any flavour you desire
A waterfall of jelly beans
My blue blankie to keep you warm at night
A ninja outfit

and lots more nachos!


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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DrBoo
DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 10th Oct 2005
Total posts: 453
Posted:Hey, did I win DykeBoy!?

Soooo happy.hug

Roast potatoes! Roast potatoes!
bounce2bounce2bounce2bounce2bounce2bounce2bounce2


Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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