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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:i'll have to think about that.

P_W if i steal FRD i'll teach you staff. biggrin


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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Huh? *whimpers in confusion*

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:You may not steal FRD!! Hes mine GRRR!!! I'll come get you if you steal him!!!

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:why are you confused.

i won't steal FRD. i promise. they say if you love something let it go and if it comes back it loves you too. so i'm letting go. tongue


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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Ha ha... it wont be coming back biggrin

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:we shall see.

i'll love ya anyway. both of ya. hug


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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Hee hee hee damn you!!!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Oh fine! Put me in an uncomfortable position! Cos that might be fair on me rolleyes

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:ubblol you'll be ok FRD whoever you chose will help the other one to do experimants on you anyway so i'm not sure if it really matters.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:*mutters and grumbles*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:oh boy, experiments. yay!

or not, depending on mood :P


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:*hugs everyone and wonders off to have a bath in the real world*

goodbye everybody!


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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:bye. have fun getting wet

but not too much ubblol


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:ubblol i 'm sure i won't have that much fun.

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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:any boys up for auction?

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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:yeah who's available?

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:I believe flashpoint is, he said he would choose once he got back from Glasto, and I believe Glasto is over!

Top bidders being Mynci and Myself, this is regardless however as we own each other....

I will however up my bid for Flashpoint to include every blue sticky-back note in the universe as well as a rare one-of a kind sticky-back note with bouncing smily-face detail (a friend made them and I've used all the rest, this is the only in existance now)
and the piece de resistance....

an annual festival, held in your honour,named after you, in the location of your choice, with the lineup of your choice at the time of your choice, guaranteed not to rain during the proceedings and youll get your own toilet.


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:ooo what did i bid?
must protect flashpoint from scary genetic experiments by SNOOPoi,
I up bid
a self laying road so you can drive anywhere
oo a yellow and red stripey paperclip (i have 1 !!)
as much beer as you can consume...ever
some puple sticky punch (wink!)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:oi! whats going on here? lack of things to bid on AND no sales are being made. Wheres flashpoint? Wheres more bidees?

*crosses arms and taps foot on ground while looking at watch*

come on come on Grrrrrrr

huff

floom


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:*joins bidding team in flooming*

helloooooo

llooooo
loooo
ooo
o
(echo)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:is
any body
out there

out there

out there (echo)

ha ha

haha

echooo

echooooo


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:ahhh right...

I'm here! I now have to choose right? i have to admit, I cant make a descision while im in work as my head is about to explode... So in 7 hours and 50 mins, at 8pm precisely, i will announce the winner, so far Blu_valley's festival bid is very tempting, however Mynci's bid of all the beer is sounding very interesting too... Unfortunately, I have a red and yellow stripey paperclip, and I also have a blue and purple striped one too...


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:BTW, thats 8pm GMT...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:Well, Mynci and I have formed a bidding team, so technically the beer and festival are all the same bid... hard to follow I know (please see female auction thread for clarification).

Will up bid to include
1x pirate ship
18 super soakers
a pool of jelly accompanied by two bikini-clad female jelly-wrestlers
and a sandwich


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:nice work blu i had a meeting so have been out of office most of today. but....

x-ray goggles
lady radar
and slap protectors


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Looks like i'm going to be a beyatch of Mynci and Blu_valley...

SOLD!


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:w00t
We rock
*dances a jig*
we got an autobot / professional stealth monkey


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:who is up for auction?

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:Yeeee haaaaa!!!!!

*does victory dance*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Yes I am indeed a Transformer! but I cant do what that Citroen does on the advert, as I'm not a car transformer, i'm a monkey transformer...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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