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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Looks like i'm going to be a beyatch of Mynci and Blu_valley...

SOLD!

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
w00t
We rock
*dances a jig*
we got an autobot / professional stealth monkey

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
who is up for auction?

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yeeee haaaaa!!!!!

*does victory dance*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Yes I am indeed a Transformer! but I cant do what that Citroen does on the advert, as I'm not a car transformer, i'm a monkey transformer...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
even better!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Phoenix_OTM_TCRBRONZE Member
Like a Phoenix bursting into new life from the ashes of its own fiery death, so to shall Osificurc The Mage will always return from his death, again, again and again...
56 posts
Location: Prahran, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
I say Pineapple Pete Should go up for auction next, ha ha ha I will have my revenge ha ha ha(ooops did i say that out loud)

oh well Pineapple Pete for Auction.....


Z.

Oderint Dum Metuant! Aut vincere aut mori! Alia iacta est! Lege atque lacrima! Sicvis Pocem Parabellum! Flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo! Quod nos non necat, nos certe fortiores reddere potest! Filius est pars patris!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
He's already been sold matey wink

To Miss ilsanya I believe smile

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: =Flashpoint=


Looks like i'm going to be a beyatch of Mynci and Blu_valley...

SOLD!




does that mean we are beyatch in law? ubbangel

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
indeed tis true, im already owned by ilsanya, unless she pawns me off.

cheers, pete biggrin

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Whos next!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


doctor_fandangoGOLD Member
co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
761 posts
Location: in the corner beside the filing cabinets, 2nd floo...


Posted:
what tasks/duties does one have once sold to another?

There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,

"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
we need more assests so SNOOPoi doesn't hold a monopoly!!

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
hmmmm... that depends entirely on who you sell youself to. Some experiment on you (SNOOPoi) some just protect and luv you, some sell you on....

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
*dashes out of thread to acquire more assets*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


drakematrixSILVER Member
Maker of the Cheesecake
174 posts
Location: Akron, OH, USA


Posted:
Hey, how do I get in on this? I need auctioned off! If my pics aren't enough, my roomate says there's nothing sexier than a man running a vacum cleaner... (And I'm the only one in the house who does seeing as every time she tries she blows a belt and and that's not a euphemism either, she is now verboten from touching my Hoover) And I cook... My specialty is cheesecake... mmm cheesecake.. Wait, why am I selling myself? shouldn't the auctioneer be handling this?

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
nope, you sell yourself. Wait for the bids to roll in and choose a winner!

I will start the bidding for Drakematrix..

1x everlasting gobstopper
4x orthopedic swivel desk chairs
1x 100-man-tent
1x space ship with turbo thrusters (red)
3x penguins (all female) and penguin sanctuary
1x introduction to the elusive person of your dreams (dead or alive)
6x super soakers
2x lifetime memberships to paradise (1 for a friend)
and some tea towls

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
and i will add to blu_valleys bid as the other half of the BMVC:

Drakematrix

14 x pogo sticks (ideal for racing)
42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients
2 x automatic hoovers (incase 1 breaks / is stolen)
protection from evil genetic experimentation (SNOOPoi)
A cutlass (to swash your buckle)
membership to the masters of the universe club
14 x coloured felt tips
2 x brewerys.
1 x distillery
and finally...
a cloak of invisibility

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Liquid_Bubblegum... You are indeed a beyatch-in-law! ubblol

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
hmmmm

for drakematrix I bid....

a castle with portculis and also moat
and a treehouse
5 sharp pencil sharperners
a giant 16ft pizza with any prefered topping
my lesbian friend

blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Adding to my previous and Mynci's bid on behalf of the BMVC:

a lot of fruit
some water
one of the pyramids in egypt (you may choose which)
and some chips

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
the 4th part of the BMV bidding

a squadron of jellycopters (lime)
3 fluorescent markers
a snooker table
12 small countries (of your choice)
a hovercraft
and a heated massage comfy armchair with built in remote control for everything (including itself) *takes it for a short drive down to shops*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Well as I'm not allowed to own my own Girlfriend, I might as well sell myself as well!!

Humph!!

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


NucleopoiBRONZE Member
chemical attraction
1,097 posts
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England


Posted:
2p
some mud
some fluff in my pocket
some week old pizza
a rotten apple
naaa.....only kidding
3p
sex
kisses

animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
I dunno...

I'm NOT ALLOWED to own you...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
For loves the circus on behalf of the BMV bidding Conglomerate I bid:

a place in paradise( your girlfriend will be there if we win the bid for her)with flashpint and liquid_bubblegum
18 super soakers
a pool of jelly complete with two female jelly wrestlers
an aeroplane
16 swivel chairs
a circus of your own
a jungle
a sandwhich of your choice
and beer, lots and lots of beer

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


NucleopoiBRONZE Member
chemical attraction
1,097 posts
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England


Posted:
hey hands off lol. ubblol ubblol

animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Hmmm...

Paradise...
TWO female jelly wrestlers? Well, one would be pointless...
Swivel chairs ARE fun...
A whole circus? for me?

BUT, I don't drink. The beer is letting you down...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
sorry, cant help it, if somethings up for auction I gotta buy it, I'm looking to get help!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


NucleopoiBRONZE Member
chemical attraction
1,097 posts
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England


Posted:
yes you can with reasonable bids like shisha lol

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