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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:ubbcrying boo. oh well i still love ya both.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:WooooHooo!! biggrin

Does that mean I own the set now? Firey and Fuzzy?

hug hug hug's to SNOOPoi


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:yup. thank you for making me feel special you 2
grouphug
Will probably go to clapham (hope that will make up for it)
...
*plans assault on underworld host using elephant cavalry*


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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DragonFury
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Draco Iracundia
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 784
Posted:anyone feel like bidding for me?

Do we sleep when we die?

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:6 staples
some silver celotape,
10 white mice,
an elephant called fred,
a mint,
and 1 bag of fairy dust biggrin


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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DragonFury
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Draco Iracundia
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 784
Posted:are they coloured staples?
can they be rats, i dont like mice but love rats
yes i know i'm picky


Do we sleep when we die?

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:A pyramid of blue smarties. (Its all I have left)

*skips off in search of more stuff*

biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:I gave you those! *sniff* *cry*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:No silly, this is another pyramid of blue smarties, I have two! Would never bid the one you gave me. wink

*munches a handfull of blue smarties*

For the dragon I bid:

a 100000 man tent
an orange that runs like clockwork
a sister who can act
a fred who should drop dead
a break that points
a summer that is endless
some men of X
a crow
some saints from the boondock
and some bears of gummie


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"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:Snoopoi is in the lead, by default, being the only person bidding on me.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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DragonFury
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Draco Iracundia
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 784
Posted:ooooo movies, i like movies!

Do we sleep when we die?

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:For MiG I bid

12 ugly ducklings
a homemade stew
dorothy's red slippers
a dessert queen named priscilla
a sunburnt zebra
a two-faced coin
the superhero of your choice
and a partridge in a pear tree

For Dragon I up the bid to include

a mermaid who is little
some kids from a garbage pail
the future,which you can come back to
a girl with long stockings called pipi
a spray for hair
a club for fighting
and a bio dome


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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DragonFury
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Draco Iracundia
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 784
Posted:Cool. though i dont think there are any other bidders.

Do we sleep when we die?

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:did someone say biodome?
"three hundred and eighty five days!!!!"
i'm a sherman tank


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:Free Mahi mahi, free mahi mahi!!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:a little aciiid rain.
photosynthethesizes quick so more oxygen for eeeeeveryone.
(one day you're going to make someone verrrry happy)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:There are no other bidders, apart from SNOOPoi who is a worthy bidding apponent! She doesnt seem to be here, but they could try, I shall not be outbid! biggrin

Mwahahahahahahahah!!! ubblol


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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DragonFury
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Draco Iracundia
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 784
Posted:well feel free to bid on me while i sleep, as i'm off to bed, gotta be up for an exam on microeconomics.
Happy bidding


Do we sleep when we die?

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:''Can you cork it?'' '' Negatory''

''purple sticky punch!''

(I'ts not really off topic if it's one of the bids right?)

biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:200 rounds of egg and cress sandwiches
and a thimble of saki for whoever is on offer

"everybody safty dance"


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 6554
Posted:I bid for the Dragon one a romantic day and evening out.. ending with a nice massage and snuggle til we fall asleep in each other's arms ubblove

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:No-one's bid for me either. boo-hoo.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:For Flashpoint I bid

a lifetime supply of AA batteries
a small boat
an invisibility cloak
a milkshake
and two good-as-new blue sticky-back notes


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:I bid....for everyone on offer the single price

1 smile

last chance (looking for cheap souls for legion of the damned)

willing participants gain places of high honour near the back away from hot pointy objects...any takers i'll get them somehow. evil ubblol


EDITED_BY: mynci (1119371708)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:bid for MiG:

a set of headphones
my i-pod
a mug with my name on it (hayli)
a castle
and a computer. biggrin

oh and more hugs hughughughug and kisses kisskisskisskiss


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Dixie
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford.

Total posts: 740
Posted:If things get tough in the bidding, SNOOPoi, you could always offer Yoni as well! That would get confusing!

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:ubblol i'm not that evil. besides if i lose him i will only have my snow man left. not thats a bad thing but Pigeon_Wigeon's always stealing him
Non-Https Image Link


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath

Total posts: 3099
Posted:please don't give me away you treat me so well

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Blu: is there anything on the sticky back notes?

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:ooh, a computer is looking mighty tempting...

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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