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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
200 rounds of egg and cress sandwiches
and a thimble of saki for whoever is on offer
"everybody safty dance"
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
I bid for the Dragon one a romantic day and evening out.. ending with a nice massage and snuggle til we fall asleep in each other's arms
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
No-one's bid for me either. boo-hoo.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
For Flashpoint I bid
a lifetime supply of AA batteries
a small boat
an invisibility cloak
a milkshake
and two good-as-new blue sticky-back notes
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
I bid....for everyone on offer the single price
1 smile
last chance (looking for cheap souls for legion of the damned)
willing participants gain places of high honour near the back away from hot pointy objects...any takers i'll get them somehow. evil
EDITED_BY: mynci (1119371708)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
bid for MiG:
a set of headphones
my i-pod
a mug with my name on it (hayli)
a castle
and a computer.
oh and more hugs
and kisses 
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom
If things get tough in the bidding, SNOOPoi, you could always offer Yoni as well! That would get confusing!
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3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i'm not that evil. besides if i lose him i will only have my snow man left. not thats a bad thing but Pigeon_Wigeon's always stealing him Non-Https Image Link
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
please don't give me away you treat me so well
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Blu: is there anything on the sticky back notes?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
ooh, a computer is looking mighty tempting...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Written by: Adya Miriyana
I bid for the Dragon one a romantic day and evening out.. ending with a nice massage and snuggle til we fall asleep in each other's arms
SOLD!!!
Do we sleep when we die?
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
Written by: MiG
.....
FOR SALE: 1 set of morals, never used, will sell cheap
Are u a Chav?
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! 
Yes, i do bite!!
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Flashpoint:
on one of the sticky-back notes is a telephone number, I don't know who's it is as there is no name, but it's in my handwriting, so it's got to be important.
The other one just has a little spider drawn in black pen on the right hand corner on the reverse of the note, the front is clean as a whistle!
But I will also add to the bid
a bowl of custard and
a penguin
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Ohh an autobot...mmm bids
flashpoint
unlimited machine oil
one of starscreams legs
use of a garage
a new drink I just invented
as much binary as you can digest (sorry yoni)
many crumpets (various toppings)
some polish (people?)
and magic lego people
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: SNOOPoi
Non-Https Image Link
Erm... its more the other way round... Pigeon had me first
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
shhh!
i no she did. 
it's not fair. THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
@ Shu: no, i found it on a site, and thought it was funny. /me is slack...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I shall anounce the wining bid when I get back from Glastonbury, although Mynci is sounding good, however I'm also impressed with the Blue Post-It...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
*BUMP*
SNOOPoi shouts "MiG. you need to chose."
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
I'm giving in to the computer. SNOOPoi is now the (not-so) proud owner of yours truly.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
yayy!
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*presents self for servitude*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
*gives MiG a big hug!*
"your not my slave you are my friend."
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
can i be a friendly slave?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
if you really want to be my slave. i can think of a few things you can do.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
like what?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i'll tell you in your box.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i have a box?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
yes. it's the pone with the striaght jackets in it.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
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