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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


ishkadoodlesGOLD Member
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA


Posted:
okay okay...time to bring out the bazooka

a full tank of fuel
6 jars of nutella
multi colored staples
cadbury caramel egg
the movie "what the bleep"
a handsfree head set for your phone
Hoyle board games for the computer with games like chess, zen bones, checkers, Battle ship, and Mancala.

let's see how that all stacks up...

ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
Written by: ilsanya


Written by: ilsanya


lots and lots!

ok for alfred......

3 bent pens (bunsen burner art)
a baloon animal
black nailpolish
a big warm hug
a trench coat
3/4 of a block of chocolate




plus
6 buttons
a flower
4 jars of nutella (bringing out the big guns now!)
sable brushes
a tin for keeping your paints in
1L of fuel




AND
a nice rock
some curly shoelaces
7and 2/3 jars of nutella
2 glitter gel pens (pink and green)
a bit of paper with maths on it (could be worth a fortune one day!) ubblol
a two humped cammel

Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
and the winner of me is ilsanya with:
one golconda circus festival ticket (major hippy fest)
one pair of thongs (not flip flops or jandles. thongs)
a nice rock
3 bots of ribbon
and endless hugs

congratulations etc etc

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
yay! *dances*

Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
erm... what now

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
now she can do whateever she wants with you Mwahahahahahaha..

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
*evil grin*

Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*runs but cant, realising hes chained to the table already*

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Mags The JediGOLD Member
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK


Posted:
bounce bounce2 kiss Official Relisting - Mags The Jedi kissbounce2bounce

Have all own teeth, up to date with immunisations and worming.

Can spin fire a little, and play guitar badly.

Unwanted Xmas gift, hence low low price.

devil

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
***new free range sam ***

with many hard to use features including
-humour (how do you switch it off)
-sarcasm
-endless pointless opinions
and many more for you to discover and silently curse

this home grown lump of flesh will follow you inceesantly until yelled at
good for nothing but worth buying all the same

yours for only as much as you can be bothered to bid biggrin

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
I bid three pretzels on Linden... plus this flea i just found in my brothers bed smile

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
How does one participate in said auction?

I don't really have anything to offer; I don't have a load of money, I don't have a big house (although not with the 'rents) or a car, I can't sing, dance (in the normal sense of the word), I'm butters, have lousy taste in clothes, music and food and I believe anything outside of the M25 is 'abroad'.

I AM the president of C.R.A.P though biggrin

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
just bid what ever you want

YAY a flea - i shall train it and then use it to take over the world MWAHAHAHAHAHA

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blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
I bid a broken shoelace and a small figure of balloo the bear, as well as an almost unused blue post-it note on Mags.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
aimée bids on linden_rathen-

all the huggles nuzzles and kisses to your ears I can give
tickets to a SOAD concert (im going as well of course)
a pair of your jeans, customised by yours truly.
a shopping trip to where ever you want to go, all expenses paid.

aimée bids on mags -

pretty stickers and things to put on his guitar/guitar case
a gecko named harry
all the head massages you can get
unlimited vouchers to the shop of your choice.

smile smile smile

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Old and battered model Mynci

Good for heavy lifting and other domesticated animal work.
Member of C.R.A.P.
can poiggle
drive
27 years on the clock
rather scramble processing unit
Several holes and graffiti over carcass
(any offer or will sell for meat and glue) spank
Only available for a short time

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
For Mynci I bid

1 plastic sausage
2 completely unused blue post-its (sticky back still intact)
1 pocket size dictionary
1 blue marker pen
1 plastic cup of water
5 drawing pins
1 lumo yellow plastic spider
1 half of a bovril sandwhich
1 cutout of a magazine article with the headline ''monkey hammer''
and a candy necklace

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Would take that offer if it was only the monkey hammer and plastic spider.
woohoo
oh and candy necklace I' m often hungry biggrin
looks like i'm sold doubt anyone can top that
*beaming smile*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
i am now up for auction
i have crumpet and omlette making skills
i am a member of c.r.a.p
i can spin staff and almost do the matrix
i can hug and cuddle hug
and variouse other miscellaneous tasks

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
bid for yoni:
all the crumpets in asda
magic kisses
my staff
my matrix video
10 gummy bears
a rainbow with a pot of gold at the end of it... smile

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
looking good snoopoi
what sort of staff

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
it's a bit short coz i was only 12 when it was made for me. not that grown much. lol. it's a fire staff. i have spun with it for 4 years. you can smell me on it... smile

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
cool smell of snoopi included even if i already have two shortish firestaffs from when i was young
maybe i can join them all together with magic smile

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
you can use my magic. i am a fairy.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
woot fairy magic do i get use of that too

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
most definitely. i will also take you to magic places coz i can fly.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
looks like youre going to win
also cos no one else has bid yet but i'll leave it a while till i sell myself off juggle

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
yayy! i will treat you well. biggrin are you coming to the meet in london on july 10th?

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
no i don't think so (i live down in devon so it seems like long way) but i will be at falmouth will you
if not you could always come down to my lovely town of bideford

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
don't think i'll be able to make it to flamouth. however a trip to devon sounds good.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


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