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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Ive decided to become a postwhore in order to be able to change my 'newbie' title. help!!!! any suggestions on what i can do?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:umm
Potato chips?

Runs after GothFroggette spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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nucleon


nucleon

newbie
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands

Total posts: 404
Posted:you can try and seek all the fact or fiction treads in the forum and say you think its fiction...

so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:yeh, just go into every social chat thread and type something, ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!! (much like i'm doing here actually)

and its SPAMMING not postwhoring


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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myco
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia

Total posts: 2084
Posted:Written by: sparkey!

try eating potato chips, it'll get that post count right up!



perhaps your thinking of choleserol levels sparkey?


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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:clarence_quack ....
u really started sumthing here!

btw... @ 30 posts, your newbie status changes to member, then i'm nt sure what u get after you post your 100th post... have not gotten there yet... but will keep u posted!

*spanks pigeon, frd & sniper*

*ducks outta tha way*


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Boo_Bunny
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom

Total posts: 933
Posted:*wanders in, thinking she heard the words potato chips and fairy dust*

*sees whats really going on*

*leaves*

EDITED_BY: Boo_Bunny (1115229650)


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munkypunks
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA

Total posts: 367
Posted:Written by: Shu

clarence_quack ....
u really started sumthing here!

btw... @ 30 posts, your newbie status changes to member, then i'm nt sure what u get after you post your 100th post... have not gotten there yet... but will keep u posted!




U musta done sumfin special, cuz mine didn't get upgraded until around 95. Then around 200-ish I got enthusiast. I'm afraid of what I might get next. Slacker-loser who needs to spend more time in RL, I'm guessing.


You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:just come up with random things at post them in randm intro thread

*rolls off down a hill into the sunset, leaving behind a trail of balloon animals*


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:so munky, you have not changed your user status yourself? its something that has been changing evolutionarily?

wow.

<pats you on the back>

<gives you a chocolate digestive biscuit>


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Gherkin
GOLD Member since Apr 2005

Gherkin

Inventor
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 117
Posted:*Eats potato chips*

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:So Clarence, I think you get the idea!!!

You could also complete the rest of the Billion Green Bottles thread on your own, that would probably do it eek wink


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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munkypunks
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA

Total posts: 367
Posted:Written by: shen shui

so munky, you have not changed your user status yourself? its something that has been changing evolutionarily?

wow.

<pats you on the back>

<gives you a chocolate digestive biscuit>



yeah, I feel like I've been promoted. Apparently malcolm's got little gnomes lurking around to note users' progress. Some sort of demented poi Santa. ubbtickled

mmmm... chocolate biscuit...here's a milk beerchug to you, shen!


You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:rolls over and goes baq 2 sleep!

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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skrible
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

skrible

member
Location: moston, manchester, England (U...

Total posts: 155
Posted:are they actuall gnomes or just men in silly hats holding plastic fishing rods?

this apple juice is a bit milky isnt it?!

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:ooooh Shu you naughty bunny!!*runs after Shu with her fairywand to give him a gooooooooooood spanking*

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:ooooo...

is tht a promise?
wink


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:im still trying really hard, made many random posts, but alsa, no luck. maybe my bad typing and non- understandable grammer has something to do with it....?
and will soemone please answer me this:
what is a banana phone?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:wink

Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-BANNANA PHONE ubblol

shrug

Who knows? Why can it fly over badgers? wink


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:wooooooooooo!!!!!!! i made it to 30 someone give me a medal... now on to the 100. biggrin
and you'd better give me a medal or I'LL start spanking!
spank spank spank spank spank spank


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:*awards medal*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4437
Posted:I've been hiding and lurking for a while he he, to be a true post whore just hang around in the word association game!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Flame Swirl


Flame Swirl

Weilder of the P.E.T.S.O.C.K.
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 247
Posted:Boop biggrin

Reality is mass beleif...

Feed me and I will grow, give me drink and I will die...

I'll lap at your heels, if you give me the chance. Though I won't fetch or stay, I surely will dance...

Enjoy, be happy, and don't forget to breathe...

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Huzzah for medals! im so privilidged, people actually like my thread! or are you all just postwhores yourselves? remember, there are steps you can take... "hi, my name's claire, and i'm a post whore"

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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munkypunks
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA

Total posts: 367
Posted:Really? how many steps are there? And are we going to get medals or upgrades in our titles for accomplishing them? Isn't it like holding an AA meeting in a bar to attempt to reform the post addicts in a forum?

You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Written by: clarence_quack

Huzzah for medals! im so privilidged, people actually like my thread! or are you all just postwhores yourselves? remember, there are steps you can take... "hi, my name's claire, and i'm a post whore"



OI my names Claire!!!! MEANIE!!!


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:ubblol

Its no use denying it pigeon... we're all frineds here, and we're here to help...

Hi, my names henry... Ive been postwhotring here for about a year now... at first, it was just a bit of fun, you know? smething to kill the time, but as more and more work piled on, HoP just became more attractive... now my fingers have a lifer of my own *sobs*


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:*pats FRD on the back and offers box of kleenex*

Well.. I suppose I should go next.."Hello.. My names Claire.. I've been postwhoring for about 5 months as my love for poi and my fellow HoPpers grew..As I get more and more essays HoP just cheers me up.. and I procrastinate and ..and... *breaks down into tears* I'm sorry..


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:*blows nose*

We should thank claire for sharing that with us...

whos next?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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munkypunks
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA

Total posts: 367
Posted:*sobbing too hard to actually say anything, but still wants to post* good lord, I can't stop.......

You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:*pats munkypunks on the back* there there..just let it all out...

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