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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Ive decided to become a postwhore in order to be able to change my 'newbie' title. help!!!! any suggestions on what i can do?

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ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
well we dont need to see if you really are inadequate! spank wink biggrin

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
umm does that mean what i think it means... is it about... you know... size? ubblol

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munkypunksGOLD Member
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA


Posted:
Written by: MarkMark


I'm not a post whore yet.

I'm just too nice for that sort of thing.

I occasionally flirt with the idea, inncocently, in a coquettish fashion... but I never actually 'go there' with the full on postal whore thing

Who knows though, maybe one day I'll go all the way

just maybe wink wink

but then again

ooh..

etc.




You're a post TEASE! In some circles, that's worse than a whore! spank

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munkypunksGOLD Member
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA


Posted:
Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog


umm does that mean what i think it means... is it about... you know... size? ubblol




Somehow that suggests that it's about ... quantity .... but I can't figure out how that's naughty, unless you're an alien.

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
confused

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: munkypunks

Somehow that suggests that it's about ... quantity .... but I can't figure out how that's naughty, unless you're an alien.





Or if FRD was, perhaps, 14....

Meh


munkypunksGOLD Member
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA


Posted:
I got to 300 posts and I didn't get an upgrade or a medal. frown

Where are the gnomes?! Why aren't they taking note??

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JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
You have to wait until you hit 1538 befor you get a medal, sorry. I keep mine in my refrigerator, so it doen't spoil (gold goes bad sooner than you'd think).

-James

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NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Written by: munkypunks


I got to 300 posts and I didn't get an upgrade or a medal. frown





You are not your post count. And neither am I.

<== Trust me.

Every post is just a symbol that you had nothin' better to do.

You don't get a metal, or a banner, and the screen doesn't ever change colour. Though, I might reccommend becoming a regular whore. I believe it pays better. ubblol

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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munkypunksGOLD Member
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA


Posted:
ubblol wait...that's rude..... umm

I'm really just screamingly work abhorent, addicted to poi, and not good enough to understand a lot of what goes on in the more technical forums. You, however, should be somewhere more challenging than social chat. smile

*swings pocketbook suggestively before realizing it could be poi and tripping over 5-inch heels*

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NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Unfortunately, I need to be up at 6AM tomorrow so I'm grounded tonight.

I hung in the hood for a bit... and am way too tired to be productive.. but right now... nope... nothin' better to do.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Captain_Hi_TopBRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand


Posted:
im just posting for fun

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
ditto

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ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
ooh look im a bit of a post whore now!

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
*looks at his post count again*
all that in just about a year... i am sickened and appalled by my time wasting

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Post

-Mike

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
whoring

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
is

-Mike

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
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Posted:
not

-Mike

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
a

-Mike

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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Posted:
cool

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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13,925 posts
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Posted:
thing

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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Posted:
to

-Mike

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
do

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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13,925 posts
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Posted:
.

-Mike

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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
m'

-Mike

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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
kay

-Mike

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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
?

-Mike

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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
wink

-Mike

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Kinudin (Soul Fyre)veteran
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA


Posted:
Nice one, Mike ubbloco

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