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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Ive decided to become a postwhore in order to be able to change my 'newbie' title. help!!!! any suggestions on what i can do?

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munkypunks
munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California
Member Since: 21st Jan 2005
Total posts: 367
Posted:thank you, pigeon, thank you. *schnuffle* I'm gonna lick this thing. Get this monkey off my back....ooh, maybe I should go drop in the HoP Monkey Treehouse.... *slumps* unhg, it's useless.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted::shrugs: i gave in to my fate ages ago wink just go with it...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:Just...let go

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:post whatnow? Not a term i'm familiar with. Can somebody run me through the basic premise? wink

Actually (funnily enough) I know lots of stuff that you can do to boost your post count - without resorting to Flid's write-a-bot-program nonsense - but most of them will p off the moderators and you really, really don't want them getting grumpy with you...

One good game you can try though is to try and get your name on all the most recent posts on the Main Index page. Endless hours of mindless fun can be derived from that. And there's always some swine that comes along with a genuine, valid opinion to write somewhere and mess it up for you.....


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"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:i just ate a big red candle

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:wink he' got the general idea ubblol

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:stiff cabbage is not nice

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Hello, my name's claire and im a post whore. well, actually im not, im just trying to be. its gotten me into trouble several times now, as i ignore my essay (which is due tommorow, is worth 60% of my final mark, and i havent done half yer) and get accused of stealing names...." *sniff*

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Hubert_Cumberdale
Hubert_Cumberdale

[psylocibin fingerbobe].
Location: London
Member Since: 11th Dec 2004
Total posts: 479
Posted:I'm not a post whore yet.

I'm just too nice for that sort of thing.

I occasionally flirt with the idea, inncocently, in a coquettish fashion... but I never actually 'go there' with the full on postal whore thing

Who knows though, maybe one day I'll go all the way

just maybe wink wink

but then again

ooh..

etc.


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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:*taps microphone*

Hello? Is this thing on?


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:cantus is a REAL postwhore, look at that count! very impresssive!

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Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:Yes Cantus tis on..spill your heart!!!

Yeah..no nicking of my name!! biggrin


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:i feel inadequate looking at cantus's post count wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:well we dont need to see if you really are inadequate! spank wink biggrin

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:umm does that mean what i think it means... is it about... you know... size? ubblol

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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munkypunks
munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California
Member Since: 21st Jan 2005
Total posts: 367
Posted:Written by: MarkMark

I'm not a post whore yet.

I'm just too nice for that sort of thing.

I occasionally flirt with the idea, inncocently, in a coquettish fashion... but I never actually 'go there' with the full on postal whore thing

Who knows though, maybe one day I'll go all the way

just maybe wink wink

but then again

ooh..

etc.



You're a post TEASE! In some circles, that's worse than a whore! spank


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munkypunks
munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California
Member Since: 21st Jan 2005
Total posts: 367
Posted:Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog

umm does that mean what i think it means... is it about... you know... size? ubblol



Somehow that suggests that it's about ... quantity .... but I can't figure out how that's naughty, unless you're an alien.


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:confused

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Written by: munkypunks
Somehow that suggests that it's about ... quantity .... but I can't figure out how that's naughty, unless you're an alien.




Or if FRD was, perhaps, 14....


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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munkypunks
munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California
Member Since: 21st Jan 2005
Total posts: 367
Posted:I got to 300 posts and I didn't get an upgrade or a medal. frown

Where are the gnomes?! Why aren't they taking note??


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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:You have to wait until you hit 1538 befor you get a medal, sorry. I keep mine in my refrigerator, so it doen't spoil (gold goes bad sooner than you'd think).

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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NYC
NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Member Since: 26th Aug 2001
Total posts: 9232
Posted:Written by: munkypunks

I got to 300 posts and I didn't get an upgrade or a medal. frown




You are not your post count. And neither am I.

<== Trust me.

Every post is just a symbol that you had nothin' better to do.

You don't get a metal, or a banner, and the screen doesn't ever change colour. Though, I might reccommend becoming a regular whore. I believe it pays better. ubblol


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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munkypunks
munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California
Member Since: 21st Jan 2005
Total posts: 367
Posted:ubblol wait...that's rude..... umm

I'm really just screamingly work abhorent, addicted to poi, and not good enough to understand a lot of what goes on in the more technical forums. You, however, should be somewhere more challenging than social chat. smile

*swings pocketbook suggestively before realizing it could be poi and tripping over 5-inch heels*


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NYC
NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Member Since: 26th Aug 2001
Total posts: 9232
Posted:Unfortunately, I need to be up at 6AM tomorrow so I'm grounded tonight.

I hung in the hood for a bit... and am way too tired to be productive.. but right now... nope... nothin' better to do.


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:im just posting for fun

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:ditto

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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:ooh look im a bit of a post whore now!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:*looks at his post count again*
all that in just about a year... i am sickened and appalled by my time wasting


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Post

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:whoring

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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