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Posted:just exactly how much could it chuck???? 
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Posted:Ahhh... now it actually varies:
Adult specimin - small forest or plantation per month
(Equivalent to about one copse per day)
Infant specimin - some pre chewed bark ranging up to two small trees within the first year.
Hope this helps!
Adult specimin - small forest or plantation per month
(Equivalent to about one copse per day)
Infant specimin - some pre chewed bark ranging up to two small trees within the first year.
Hope this helps!
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DeletePosted:is that with or without machinery!
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DeletePosted:how far can they chuck it?
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Posted:what is a woodchuck?
--the spark what lit the flame which started the fire that burned forever--
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Posted:there is a stock reply for this question that is reasonbly humorous, but I can't remember it jsut now.
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Posted:a small bipedal creature that live's in forests and like's throwing wood!
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DeletePosted:there is a stock reply for this question that is reasonbly humorous, but I can't remember it just now.
this will have to do till I remember:
http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html
this will have to do till I remember:
http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html
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Posted:(not my work <thank god>)
CHUCKS
"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it still make a
sound?", which falls in the same vein as "How much wood would a woodchuck
chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?", sorta)
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as woodchuck could chuck... If a
woodchuck could chuck wood. (how-bout dem apples?)
Ok, but how many woodchucks would a woodchuck chucker chuck if a woodchuck
chucker could chuck woodchucks?
Once you've figured that out, move on to the advanced puzzle:
How many woodchuck chuckers would a woodhcuck chucker chucker chuck if a
woodchuck chucker chucker could chuck woodchuck chuckers?
well... the (woodchuck chucker) could chuck as many (woodchucks) as a
(woodchuck chucker) would chuck if a (woodchuck chucker) could chuck
(woodchucks). But only if he wanted to chuck as many (woodchucks) as a
(woodchuck chucker) could chuck, would he chuck as many (woodchucks) as a
(woodchuck chucker) could chuck. Thats up to the (woodchuck chucker). simple.
and... the (woodchuck chucker chucker) could chuck as many (woodchuck
chuckers) as a (woodchuck chucker chucker) would chuck if a (woodchuck
chucker chucker) could chuck (woodc>could chuck, would he chuck as many
(woodchuck chuckers) as a (woodchuck chucker chucker) could chuck. Thats up
to the (woodchuck chucker chucker). easy.
now a tuffer one...
how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that could and
would chuck as much wood as he could got chucked by a woodchuck chucker in
the middle of his wood chucking?
a little more advanced form...
how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that might chuck
wood, was chucked by a woodchuck chucker during his wood chucking?
a little crazier...
how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that might chuck
wood, was chucked by a woodchuck chucker that might chuck woodchucks,
during his wood chucking?
a little insane...
how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that might chuck
wood, was chucked by a woodchuck chucker that might chuck woodchucks and
who was in turn chucked by a woodchuck chucker chucker during his woodchuck
chucking?
way to far...
how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that could and
would chuck wood hired a woodchuck chucker chucker as a bodyguard so he
could chuck his wood unmolested by woodchuck chuckers?
someone stop me...
how much wood would actually get chucked if the woodchucks formed a gang of
woodchucks to ward off the woodchuck chuckers who were invading their turf?
I need help...
how much wood would actually get chucked if there were no woodchucks around
and out of boredom the woodchuck chuckers decide to give wood chucking a try.
my brain hurts...
How many woodchuck chuckers would a woodchuck chucker chucker chuck if the
woodchucks came to the aid of the woodchuck chucker chuckers?
my ears are bleeding...
How many woodchuck chuckers would a woodchuck chucker chucker chuck if the
woodchucks came to the aid of the woodchuck chuckers?
must... get... a... life...
How many woodchuck chuckers would a woodchuck chuck if motivated ?....
CHUCKS
"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it still make a
sound?", which falls in the same vein as "How much wood would a woodchuck
chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?", sorta)
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as woodchuck could chuck... If a
woodchuck could chuck wood. (how-bout dem apples?)
Ok, but how many woodchucks would a woodchuck chucker chuck if a woodchuck
chucker could chuck woodchucks?
Once you've figured that out, move on to the advanced puzzle:
How many woodchuck chuckers would a woodhcuck chucker chucker chuck if a
woodchuck chucker chucker could chuck woodchuck chuckers?
well... the (woodchuck chucker) could chuck as many (woodchucks) as a
(woodchuck chucker) would chuck if a (woodchuck chucker) could chuck
(woodchucks). But only if he wanted to chuck as many (woodchucks) as a
(woodchuck chucker) could chuck, would he chuck as many (woodchucks) as a
(woodchuck chucker) could chuck. Thats up to the (woodchuck chucker). simple.
and... the (woodchuck chucker chucker) could chuck as many (woodchuck
chuckers) as a (woodchuck chucker chucker) would chuck if a (woodchuck
chucker chucker) could chuck (woodc>could chuck, would he chuck as many
(woodchuck chuckers) as a (woodchuck chucker chucker) could chuck. Thats up
to the (woodchuck chucker chucker). easy.
now a tuffer one...
how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that could and
would chuck as much wood as he could got chucked by a woodchuck chucker in
the middle of his wood chucking?
a little more advanced form...
how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that might chuck
wood, was chucked by a woodchuck chucker during his wood chucking?
a little crazier...
how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that might chuck
wood, was chucked by a woodchuck chucker that might chuck woodchucks,
during his wood chucking?
a little insane...
how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that might chuck
wood, was chucked by a woodchuck chucker that might chuck woodchucks and
who was in turn chucked by a woodchuck chucker chucker during his woodchuck
chucking?
way to far...
how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that could and
would chuck wood hired a woodchuck chucker chucker as a bodyguard so he
could chuck his wood unmolested by woodchuck chuckers?
someone stop me...
how much wood would actually get chucked if the woodchucks formed a gang of
woodchucks to ward off the woodchuck chuckers who were invading their turf?
I need help...
how much wood would actually get chucked if there were no woodchucks around
and out of boredom the woodchuck chuckers decide to give wood chucking a try.
my brain hurts...
How many woodchuck chuckers would a woodchuck chucker chucker chuck if the
woodchucks came to the aid of the woodchuck chucker chuckers?
my ears are bleeding...
How many woodchuck chuckers would a woodchuck chucker chucker chuck if the
woodchucks came to the aid of the woodchuck chuckers?
must... get... a... life...
How many woodchuck chuckers would a woodchuck chuck if motivated ?....
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someone has far too much time on their hands this afternoon, me thinks. 
Posted:so shoot me like the woodchuckesk pest that I am
another answer:
New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.
another answer:
New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.
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Posted:vanize.....i bow before thee!!
if the woodchucks ever look for a leader, i'll put your name down!
you do however scare me a little
if the woodchucks ever look for a leader, i'll put your name down!
you do however scare me a little
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Posted:ain't that the truth!
int work brilliant!
int work brilliant!
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DeletePosted:*yawn*
what? huh? oh, you woke me up...
er, yeah - thank the dark lords of boredom for the WWW!!!
viva l'web!
what? huh? oh, you woke me up...
er, yeah - thank the dark lords of boredom for the WWW!!!
viva l'web!
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Posted:tis truly a magnicefent creation!!
i now know an aweful lot more about woodchucks!!!
my boss doesn't see what relevance this has with my work though!
i now know an aweful lot more about woodchucks!!!
my boss doesn't see what relevance this has with my work though!
I DO NOT REGRET THE THINGS I HAVE DONE, ONLY THOSE I DID NOT DO.
DeletePosted:are you a rocket scientist?
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DeletePosted:lol
close...
space physicist. I work with stuff that was once on a rocket though...
but we are getting off topic...
close...
space physicist. I work with stuff that was once on a rocket though...
but we are getting off topic...
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Posted:i beg to differ.
it also includes nonsense in this social chat thing!
i am indeed talkin g nonsense!!
it also includes nonsense in this social chat thing!
i am indeed talkin g nonsense!!
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DeletePosted:well, you started the thread, so it is your prerogative...
I just didn't want to presume....
I just didn't want to presume....
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Posted:would win in a fight PW...you or a woodchuck?
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