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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include Poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are Poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


FyreBRONZE Member
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
see? and obviously cute aswell biggrin
no one?

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
I would, but you have already defined that I don't fit one vital piece of criteria you are after in an owner. I lack the 'fe' in 'female'

Anyone else for me? I am still up for auction until Sunday

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
well ill refresh my bid;

a nice warm double bed
a years supply of beer
as many hugs as wanted
a kiss
a sofa
4 kittens ... ooo there so cute ... *cough*
as many nights off as needed to a point
and me biggrin

i add;
an old piece of paper
my bass <3
my handcuffs
some rope
my blanky (dont take the piss its the best!!)
some chocolate
and..........another kiss from me biggrin

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


Tabt 1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
sorry Fyre hunny, i already own one HoPper and thats a handful as it is. hug



besides...im too scared to bid in case DA beats me with pointy sticks! ubblol

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
oi i dont poke ... much no just fyre was my first ikkle person and i love him lots and im not letting him go tongue

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


SNOOPoi 3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
ok i'm a little late joining this one but what the hell! btu i'm only gonna make one bid for ya steaks!

i bid:
ownership of Europe when i take over the world,
https://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=h...s%3Den%26sa%3DN
<<< them
a bouncy ball (any colour),
all the chips and gravy you can eat,
my eternal love,
shared ownership of my teddy periwinkle (she's a doggy),
access to my music collection on iTunes (all 1469 songs),
and a baby rabbit. biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
How big will the bouncey ball be? And what type of music is in your collection?

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
well ill refresh my bid;

a nice warm double bed
a years supply of beer
as many hugs as wanted
a kiss
a sofa
4 kittens ... ooo there so cute ... *cough*
as many nights off as needed to a point
and me
an old piece of paper
my bass <3
my handcuffs
some rope
my blanky (dont take the piss its the best!!)
some chocolate
and..........another kiss from me

I add;
access to my computer when ever needed
removal of piercings on me
a years pass to go any where abroad
a puppy
a cute little teddy from my collection
a box of old CDS~various chillout and ambient ablums

thats all i can think of

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


FyreBRONZE Member
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
seems like no girl is interested in me frown so i guess anyone can bid on me now.. my selfesteem wont take this well..
Your bid is noted Asena, still not a big fan of just 1bottle of JW tho ubblol

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
oi fyre your already owned by me!!!!

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


FyreBRONZE Member
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
i know, this is my way of creating a huge network of HoPpers around me biggrin now shush before my plan is revealed ubbangel

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
erm you cant be reowned by someone else umm get to your room young man

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


FyreBRONZE Member
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
if you can own 2 i can be owned by 2 nana
it`s just the way it goes * goes to his room and slamms the door*

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
No i can own as many as id like you can only have one owner now stay in your room and wait for me to tell you off tongue

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


FyreBRONZE Member
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
it can`t go down like that.. that aint fair frown

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


AsenaGOLD Member
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
If only you hadn't been sexist ah?

I hope you say when you "noted" my bid, that it has been withdrawn...

rolleyes

FyreBRONZE Member
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
oh yes.. you had your bid withdrawn, dang..
now i truly feel like a bad person frown
anyways, the possible (by "possible" i mean "unavoidable") gay jokes i might (by "might" i mean "will") make in the future are just jokes and no offence should be taken of them.

all better now sunny

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


AsenaGOLD Member
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
O that was a joke... umm

Ha ha? confused

Anyhoo... You and Dale dont seem to be selling well do you?

DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
no thats why ill have three strapping boys tolook after me....sounds awesome tho the food bill will be hell to pay

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


AsenaGOLD Member
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Strapping boys...?

I thought you had met Dale?

He's far from strapping, the lil runt wink

DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
naaa i spent some time in manchester and got toknow him hes very useful round a house wink though i felt guilty because i didnt do anything frown sorry!!

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


FyreBRONZE Member
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
actually the "being sexist" wasn`t a joke. I wanted to be owned by 2girls/women. how awesome would that be? biggrin
The gay joke rant-ish thing was for future, but i`ll tone them down since they are obviously not well taken here smile

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
and go back to your room your grounded ... tongue naaa joking and another girl/woman!?!?! i think not

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


FyreBRONZE Member
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
"another girl/woman!?!?! i think not "
for the looks of it, i don`t think there`s a threat for that happening smile

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
best not be *looks upset*

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


alien_oddity 7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
ok.......................... so i bee neglected by my owner, so i'm up for slae again!!!






any offers???

DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
oh no *breaks down* who do i want more *panics* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


MiGGOLD Member
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
Buy both.

Then, by principal of recursive ownership, i'll own lots of people.

And, maybe, at some point in the future, i'll own myself.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
but biddin for two people..... i could get told off and lose both frown

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
after much thought and consideration and a long cry ... *cough* i withdraw my bid on steaks as my other owned people are getting neglected and they need my love and attention ubblove sorry steaks persides if i had three you may take over me and id be helpless tongue

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


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