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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.

AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
@ Birgit: hey! I thought the penguin was for me now! umm a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
oh yeah! damn the copy-paste... sorry Dave, the penguin is for Aurinko!! redface

And the gyrotwister goes up to 11000 for me I think, can't remember... I only used it once on the computer and got fed up when the ex could do it faster than me ubblol "vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
 Written by: idancelikeatwatme


if you want that lift, you better had! mad



eek

*Keeps hold of gavel hammer for protection* "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
whooo! i win i win!!!! ubblol Owner of Dragosani's right side.

AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
clap a penguin for me, a penguin for me ubblove
*hugs the penguin and starts to dance around with him*

thanks Birgit biggrin
I'll keep it here at my workplace. If you want to, you can drop by sometime and the three of us can have a cup of tea together beerchug well, or something like tea a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
*has a somewhat larger array of hammers than neon, considering that i am in fact a sheet metal worker* Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
aight, for neon dave:

a selection of pretty lights,
2 trays of chai muffins,
a handfull of irish coins,
my new whip,
a long back rub
*and* the contents of the mystery box

smile hug "you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Didn't you already reveal the contents of the Mystery Box? A Men's Shirt? tongue "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
 Written by: idancelikeatwatme


*has a somewhat larger array of hammers than neon, considering that i am in fact a sheet metal worker*



I only need the one... devil "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
of course not, the shirt just flew out of the mystery box. physics suggests there would be something in there to launch the shirt out wink "you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Ahhh the thick plottens...

Depends how big the box is... wink "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
base is about 2 x 1foot, about 6 - 7ft high smile

hug "you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

xatedBRONZE Member
member
65 posts
Location: N.S.W, Australia


Posted:
hrm mystery box. doesn't happen to be a stolen cat does it? nnngah

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Dave who won the bidding war? Are you to be the christmas gift I give my sister or does someone else win you? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
come on neon! stop the suspense! Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Going once

Going Twice

SOLD!!!

The man with the Mystery Box! (Sorry my curiousity got the better of me!) Well done Pete! "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Does that mean he owns us BOTH now? And we're co-properties? ubblol "vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
We can have bitch fights like they do in Harems biggrin "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
with jelly? biggrin "vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
i encourage jelly, especially the red kind smile

nice to have you on board smile

hug kiss "you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
vegetarian jelly? or jelly made with feet? Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Every time you eat jelly there's a cow in a field walking around without hooves... "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
damn you and you're mystery box pete! Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Garthy will be sad frown So will my sister... ah well, I better find her another Christmas suprise instead. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Never knew I was gonna be in such demand! frown

I'm sure Pete will let me off his VERY long leash in time for Christmas... biggrin "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
I just spotted you were up for ownership Dave.

I think Pete will be a better owner than me anyway wink biggrin Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
For Auction :-

1 male individual, slightly odd. Key features include (but not limited to):
*very patient
*good with children
*very open minded
*slightly camp
*enjoys hugs
*simple to operate
*fully house trained and fairly well domesticated.

Bidding opens at 1 Hug and ends on Sunday. Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

LokiiBRONZE Member
member
34 posts
Location: Scummerset, UK


Posted:
What's the mileage? ubbrollsmile

steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Moderate wink Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

LokiiBRONZE Member
member
34 posts
Location: Scummerset, UK


Posted:
Good, newer models always have a funny smell about 'em rolleyes

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