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Rovo
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Rovo

(the person actually known as Chris Bailey)
Location: Austin, TX, USA

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Posted:I guess this was just on CNN and my friend just sent me this link to the BBC.

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
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A disease with a 100% mortatlity rate that causes the victim upon dieing to ressurect and come back to life and behave in extremely violent ways.

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Posted:Would anyone actually read this and believe it? ubbloco Can we all say HOAX? tongue

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
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Posted:eek Nothing is impossible but......

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Gnarly Cranium
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Location: San Francisco, USA

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Posted:I've seen that thing in the photo featured in that article before.

http://www.rense.com/general35/chh.htm
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And really I'm surprised the article didn't have an Umbrella ad or logo tucked in at one side or something... wtf is this doing on a real news site? It's BS.


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vanize
SILVER Member since Aug 2001

vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas, USA

Total posts: 3899
Posted:YES!!!

finally I can use all my zombie lore!!!

get your guns! shot them in the head!

DESTROY THE BRRRRAAAAAIIIIIINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(wooo!)

...wait - are these the slow or fast variety of zombie?


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TheBovrilMonkey
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TheBovrilMonkey

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Posted:It's not on a real news site, just one that looks like it.
Look at the address, if it was on the BBC it'd start with http://news.bbc.co.uk/


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marco


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Posted:

Quick IP search on 65.127.124.62


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vanize
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Location: Austin, Texas, USA

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Posted:drat! does that mean I can't start walking around the neighborhood with a shotgun?



and no one has answered my question - fast or slow zombies - it makes a difference on tactics you know...


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bing!
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

bing!

i beat my inner child
Location: manchester UK

Total posts: 184
Posted:look at the date of the news report ... april 1st ... hahahaha

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TheBovrilMonkey
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Posted:Written by: vanize

drat! does that mean I can't start walking around the neighborhood with a shotgun?




You shouldn't be doing that anyway - you'll need to be on a bike to get away quick if you have to and a shotgun's just too loud, you'll end up getting swamped.
Plus, shotguns are too heavy and the ammunition takes up alot of room. You'd be better with a .22 rifle and keep going for headshots - they're lighter and you'll be able to carry loads of ammunition, they're alot quieter too so you can stay hidden for longer.
About the only benefit a shotgun has is that loaded with buckshot it's good for clearing a path through a large group of zombies.

So sayeth the zombie survival guide smile


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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

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Location: el paso, tx, USA

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Posted:In the state of Texas it's legal to walk around with a shotgun, but you can't have any ammunition on your person while carrying the weapon.

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_So_
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Skinny poi maker
Location: Moscow, Russia

Total posts: 313
Posted:Written by: vanize


YES!!!



finally I can use all my zombie lore!!!



get your guns! shot them in the head!



DESTROY THE BRRRRAAAAAIIIIIINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(wooo!)



...wait - are these the slow or fast variety of zombie?









You are a cruel, cruel man! Poor ppl struggeling! Boooooooooooooooo



P.S. Yaaaaa... a zooombie movie =)))


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MrConfused
BRONZE Member since Jan 2002

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Location: I wish I knew, United Kingdom

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Posted:Naughty people! April fools' only count before midday. GMT on this one is 17:00......
which must mean it's real! eek


If you're not confused, you're not thinking about things hard enough.

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flid
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flid

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Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom

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Posted:that's such a poor attempt that the guy with the webserver couldn't even change the file format settings so that the page was served as an stm, it has htm on the end. Very tacky

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onewheeldave
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Posted:Written by: TheBovrilMonkey




You shouldn't be doing that anyway - you'll need to be on a bike to get away quick if you have to and a shotgun's just too loud, you'll end up getting swamped.





I'd use a unicycle (a nice chunky, fat-tyred off-roader) unlike a bike you've got both hands free to operate weaponry, and, given that zombies are relatively slow moving, the lower speed of the unicycle shouldn't be a problem.


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bing!
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

bing!

i beat my inner child
Location: manchester UK

Total posts: 184
Posted:why all this talk about shotguns, should we not all be considering the effects of our poi or staffs?
im sure the zombies would be sent into a mystical trance by the true genius of our spinnings, from which we can then use them as zombie slaves to take over the world!!!


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:or of course you could just smack em round the head with the damn things tongue

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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vanize
SILVER Member since Aug 2001

vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas, USA

Total posts: 3899
Posted:ok, hope you all don't mind, but I'll be using some of these ideas when I make my zombie movie...

the .22 conversation, the zombie survival guide, the unicycle stuff, and the poi hypnotized zombies are all priceless ideas!


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vanize
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vanize

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Location: Austin, Texas, USA

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Posted:PS - bovril - the shotgun is all about knockback effect. if you miss a headshot with a .22 you are screwed because they just keep coming without even hesitating. miss with a shotgun and you'll still buy yourself time for another shot - plus the chances of hitting the head are higher.



good point about the noise though. anyone ever used a silencer in a zombie movie? would that work. and then there is the unproven theory that zombies can small living flesh from miles and miles away, so perhaps the sound thing doesn't matter.



A .22 does hold more ammo though...


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Sakura_Moon


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Posted:*gets out her shotgun shells and rifle ammo*
my bf owns some...
hehehe
i hate zombie movies..though some of them are funny *remembers shawn on the dead*


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polythene


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Location: London/ Surrey

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Posted:Don't forget a good, blunt instrument for backup, like a mallet. Nothing makes a 'splunch' noise quite as well. biggrin

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The pessimist fears this is true.

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vanize
SILVER Member since Aug 2001

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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas, USA

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Posted:I did like the cricket bat in 'shaun of the dead'. someone should make a video game out of that movie...

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_So_
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Skinny poi maker
Location: Moscow, Russia

Total posts: 313
Posted:Written by: vanize

ok, hope you all don't mind, but I'll be using some of these ideas when I make my zombie movie...

the .22 conversation, the zombie survival guide, the unicycle stuff, and the poi hypnotized zombies are all priceless ideas!



Your zombie movie umm
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vanize
SILVER Member since Aug 2001

vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas, USA

Total posts: 3899
Posted:fine

be that way

it can be your zombie movie too.

but only if you are one of the poi spinners.


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_So_
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Skinny poi maker
Location: Moscow, Russia

Total posts: 313
Posted:meditate

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TheBovrilMonkey
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TheBovrilMonkey

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Location: High Wycombe, England

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Posted:I borrowed a copy of The Walking Dead, volume 1 from a friend the other day.
The characters in it try to avoid using their guns unless they have to because the noise draws in more zombies.

Also, in a more nasty bit - two of the characters smear themselves with zombie bits to mask their smell. Depends on the zombie though I suppose, some of them would be able to tell anyway.

Another benefit of the .22 is that while they generally have enough power to get through the skull once, they lack the punch to get out the other side, so they bounce around a bit, turning all the stuff inside to mush. Very handy for (re)killing zombies.
Of course a shotgun is going to take the whole head off, so I think that wins in that regard wink


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vanize
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vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas, USA

Total posts: 3899
Posted:lol.



so in this movie, I think there should be an american and a englishman arguing over the best weapons to use.



and smearing zombie juice on you - wouldn't that risk infection? one little nick or hangnail and you are the walking dead... maybe - not for sure. depends on the version of zombie lore you are currently adhearing to.


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TheBovrilMonkey
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Posted:That'd be a pretty funny arguement smile

I'll have to dig out my copy of the zombie survival guide and post the kit list. It's so absurdly comprehensive I doubt anyone would be able to carry all the kit they'd need.


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vanize
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas, USA

Total posts: 3899
Posted:yes! please do!

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TheBovrilMonkey
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TheBovrilMonkey

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Posted:Hmm, it might take a while. I've just had a quick look and found that it's probably buried under a big pile of random stuff.

I suppose I should be keeping it on me at all times in case of zombie invasion, I'd be zombie food by now if I had to spend the time trying to find it before I did anything else.


But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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TheBovrilMonkey
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TheBovrilMonkey

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Posted:Aha, found the zombie survival guide at last.

Here's the list of the weapons that should be kept at home, this is all per person staying there:
- Rifle, 500 rounds
- Shotgun, 250 shells
- .45 caliber pistol, 250 rounds
- Silencer, rifle
- Silencer, pistol
- Heavy crossbow (in lieu of silencers), 150 bolts
- Telescopic sight (rifle)
- Night vision sight (rifle)
- Laser sight (rifle)
- Laser sight (pistol)
- Katana
- Wakizashi or other short bladed sword
- Two knives with non-serrated blades 6 - 8 inches long
- Hand hatchet

That's a hell of a lot, you'd have to make sure you were properly entrenched and weren't planning on moving anywhere, it'd be far too much to carry.


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