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Location: Leeds, United Kingdom
So your in a bar/anywhere and in frount of you u see the perfect woman/women or guy....whats the smoothist...funnyist line ur gona use???
mike.c
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
what, you mean 'isn't it awefully nice to have a penis?'
i hate to break it to you, but i think that's a little too powerful to use on mere humans
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
nope... not that one.. thats too tame... i would have ahppuly had posted that... tho i cant see it being used as a chat up...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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546 posts
Location: Leeds, United Kingdom
that song would be a great line if your had a dance to go with it!!!
who could say no?rlly?
mike
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If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
random choreography next time we meet mr loki? although the way another thread's going atm i might be changing the lyrics
Self-Flagellation Expert
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Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
or even better:
"i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
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546 posts
Location: Leeds, United Kingdom
lol....snip-er well try and pull with a tho dance on fri!!!
mike.c
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These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
i'm not sure wether it'll be a dange or writhing on ground in a bloody mess...
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Location: Leeds, United Kingdom
we'll try bless us!!!
mike.c
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These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
yeah, i havent read this thread cos i am in an internet cafe in a small town...but i was amused by a pick up line used on me on saturday night...
"do you have a lighter?"
which isn't such a good pick up line on it's own.
but he in fact had 2 lighters in his pocket. so he thought he was hell smart by asking a girl for a light when he already had two...
but the joke was on him cos that girl, while being a non-smoker, was carrying a lighter for 2 reasons; 1. she is a pyro and 2. just in case any cute guys asked her for a lighter!
*cough*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
37 posts
"fancy a shag"?
"nah"
"well, do you mind lying down while I have one?"
did i leave the iron on?
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546 posts
Location: Leeds, United Kingdom
slap!!!!!
mike.c
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These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Great comeback line I once used.
A friend and I were out and he turned around to check out a girl walking past. She caught him at it and said (really nastily):
'What are YOU looking at??'
My friend just sat there looking like a scolded puppy and I don't know what came over me, but it just came out without my even thinking about it:
'He thought you might be cute, but he was apparently mistaken.'
To this day, I pride myself with that line.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
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Location: London/ Surrey
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Always make time to play in the snow.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
*bows to mr lightning's wit*
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546 posts
Location: Leeds, United Kingdom
well done!!!!
mike.c
Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..
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529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
Redneck pickup line: 'Nice tooth.'
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
270 posts
Location: Under your stairs
There's always the original "Get your coat love, you've pulled"...or has some one already said that.
OK... "Here's 30p go call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight"
HoP-wise "Is that a Glow-stick in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
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223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW
once again this pick up line by Ron Burgundy is my favourite...
"people know me....im kind of a big deal. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
He then goes on to say...
"that sounded stupid, let me start again........I want to be on you!"
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529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
you have the most breathtakig hiny
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
73 posts
Location: Portsmouth
Ok here we go......
-"If i were to buy you drinks all night and flatter you, would you sleep with me?"
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-"doesent ur feet hurt?.... because you have been running round in my mind all nite!"
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-*holds hands infront up infront of breasts*
~ 'what are you doing?!?'
-'gettin' a tan coz your so hot'
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-Pickup persons hand put it on your face,
~"what are you doing????"
-response
"You werent drooling over me so i assumed u were blind"
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Man they are crap LMAO
+†Delirium_57412†+
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529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
1 spoon of you and 2 of me and serve while hot
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
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Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
gr8 outfit... i think it'll look even better in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning!
Regards
Shu
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You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! 
Yes, i do bite!!
1,189 posts
Location: Edinburgh
See my signiture v v v v Best chat-up line EVER
According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
you and me might be making out? Ick
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
245 posts
Location: At the beach.
Do you like fruit.
Sit on this, it's a peach.
Do you like jewelry
Sit on this, it's a gem.
If everything seems under control, your not going fast enough!
It's not the size of the wave, it's the length of the ride!
Member
35 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom
I'm bored. Want to go for a walk?
- Where to?
Your place.
(which actually worked as an end-of-the-night line...
) 204 posts
Location: MANCHESTER
mamagrams.....get yer free mamagrms
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195 posts
Location: Tasmania, Australia
best counter-pickup line/rejection line ever:
m: have you got the time?.....
f: have you got the stamina?
"surely a longboarding fire spinner should have no trouble getting some action!"- NYC....
Irish
525 posts
Location: Dallas.........ish, USA
walk up to somebody who is drinking.....
ask them if they find you attractive....if they say no....buy them another and say to keep drinking...not really a pick up line but yeah.....
Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for cash and
prizes
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
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mamagrams.....get yer free mamagrms
your all crazy hehehe some of these are soo cheesy! (ok i know thats the point)
*tries to think of some*
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