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loki.c1687
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Posted:So your in a bar/anywhere and in frount of you u see the perfect woman/women or guy....whats the smoothist...funnyist line ur gona use???

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Posted:and yet ive only met you once frown shame... hug

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Dixie
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Posted:"So, what's a nice place like this doing in a girl like you?"

Hmnn.. Tried that once.


**Those two are sooo cute!** ^ ubblol


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MiG
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Posted:Rejection line:

i'd say when hell freezes over, but there's always a chance that could happen, so i'll just leave it at no way

I'm just going to get my coat, i left it with the guy/girl that's going to be getting some off me tonight


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
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Dixie
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Posted:Harsh!

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Posted:hmm... while we're on the subject of turning people down...

HE. Can I buy you a drink?
SHE. Actually, I'd rather have the money

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.


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loki.c1687
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Posted:that last one ace...lol!!!
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Posted:Written by: Dixie28

**Those two are sooo cute!** ^ ubblol



What.. us? nah... we're both big scary meanies *half hearted growl* tongue


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ROBZILLA


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Posted:what ever happened to good old.....hi?

I DO NOT REGRET THE THINGS I HAVE DONE, ONLY THOSE I DID NOT DO.

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MiG
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Posted:see, i have the problem in clubs and stuff of that first move. sure, once i'm talking im fine, but that initial going up to someone, who most likely knows exactly why i'm sauntering in their direction, always scares the hell out of me.

*shrugs*

one of the cheesier ones i've heard of:

M: "hey, aren't you that actress, from that movie"
F: "Oh, you really mean that?"
M: "Sure, if that's what you want to hear"
F: (Insert rejection line above)


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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roarfire
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Posted:Hahahah! I like it, MiG tongue

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Fearpig
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Posted:A unisex chat up line.....
"FAT POLAR BEARS "
Wait for puzzled expression
"Well they brake the ice...."

A female chat up line....
"Fancy some no strings sex?"
(will work about 90% of the time)

I can't think of a good one for blokes.... chatting people up is so hard!


"Whats wrong with the cat?" - Mrs Schrdinger

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MiG
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Posted:"How do you confuse a sexy girl/lady/woman/boy/bloke/guy/cat/dog/whatever?"
"How?"
"Purple"
Wait for puzzlement.
Say "See, you're confused, and that only works on sexy people"


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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loki.c1687
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Posted:these help me get tho work!!!!if i get any nore bored than i all ready am i will start to try them out!!!!
walk off to find boss.......
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Pigeon_Wigeon
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Posted:biggrin Hee hee FRD is cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee biggrin

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Moohaahaa
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Posted:There is a song by a band.
The title is a good, strait-forward chat up line for chaps, IMHO, others may disagree.

It is;

"My balls, your chin"

It is quite subtle, obviously, and could be easily mis-understood, but with perseverance, it should get your point across.


Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.

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Pigeon_Wigeon
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Posted:....subtle?

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Posted:its all right pigeon hug its far too complicated for you too understand tongue ubblol

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ROBZILLA


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Posted:...and the cheesiest one of them all...

motions for woman with finger..

guy to gal....if i can make you come with one finger, imagine what i can do with the rest of my body. biggrin


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Posted:Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon

biggrin Hee hee FRD is cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee biggrin



now that s a good chat up line wink


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monkeynamedspank


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Posted:"My mate reckons i should try and pull you"

Best if your mate's ugly


Damn the addictiveness of forums! (Or should it be addictivity?)

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Pigeon_Wigeon
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Posted:Hee hee heee I like thisthread... it makes me giggle!!
I think I will one day use the chatup line "Come ere or I'll beat the sh*t out of you!"


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Sniper
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Posted:*snaps to attention at claire's side*

bugger me it worked


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roarfire
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Posted:My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time...

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:i know one, from a song by monty python, but its far too rude... redface

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JauntyJames
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Posted:what, you mean 'isn't it awefully nice to have a penis?'

i hate to break it to you, but i think that's a little too powerful to use on mere humans


-James

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Posted:nope... not that one.. thats too tame... i would have ahppuly had posted that... tho i cant see it being used as a chat up... ubblol

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loki.c1687
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Posted:that song would be a great line if your had a dance to go with it!!!
who could say no?rlly?
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Sniper
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Posted:random choreography next time we meet mr loki? although the way another thread's going atm i might be changing the lyrics

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MiG
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Posted:or even better:

"i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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loki.c1687
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Posted:lol....snip-er well try and pull with a tho dance on fri!!!
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