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Location: Leeds, United Kingdom
So your in a bar/anywhere and in frount of you u see the perfect woman/women or guy....whats the smoothist...funnyist line ur gona use???
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Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
on a serious note, do you think that:
"Hey, do you know if anyone would mind if i danced with you?" would be an effective introducer at a nightclub?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
hopeless addict
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Location: nodnoL, United Kingdom
guy : would you sleep with me for ten million pounds?
girl : yes
guy : would you sleep with me for 1 pound?
girl : no
guy : well now we know that ur a prostitute we're just haggling on the price.
and this actually worked for a friend of mine, though i can usually see it ending up with a slap, so be cautious
Ninjas NEVER give up!
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
so you like....stuff?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
yep... gotta love stuff
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Location: Ft worth Texas
Hey , I dont know if you know this , but I'm kind of a big deal,my apartment smells of rich mohogany,i have many leather bound books.watch out for the guns .... theyll getcha,
and my favorite .... hey i'm not into smalltalk so umm ....zzzziiippp this is what i am workin with.
also you sure you dont got a little indian in ya?
There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
so about that local sports team...?
also, i really cant be bothered reading every page of this, so if anything i say has been said before, feel free to beat me with a pole.
the worst line that was even used on me has to be "if you've lost your virginity, can i play with the box it came in?" i really wanted to hit that guy.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Take the girl's hand. draw a line, and a little rabbit on it. Tell the girl that the line is a river, and the rabbit needs to get across the river. If/when the girl gives up guessing, say that the rabbit can't get across the river, and it was just an excuse to hold their hand.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Aww, that's so sweet. If someone did that to me it would probably work depening on if the guy was saying it in a nice, honest sweet way and wasn't saying it in a sleazy way then I'd fall for it!
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
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3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*takes your hand, starts drawing a bunny rabbit*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
yesterday i got
"i'm not hitting on you...but would i have any luck if i was?"
i should make a book of romanian pick-up lines!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
Hi rouge, what's a nice girl like you doing in a forum like this then?
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
or, even better:
Whats a nice forum like you doing in a girl like this?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
503 posts
Location: bristol
uttered by French man in heavy French accent:
'So, I asked you round for tea . . . unfortunately, we have only one tea-bag, and no milk. Ah well, I guess we shall just 'ave to 'ave ze sex . . . '
ture na sig
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
heh, that one's a lot like "nice shoes, wanna have sex?" which Sakura suggested
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
I don't get it....
You can often get away with two cups of weak tea from one teabag - are you sure the French guy wasn't just after a bit of the old "you know what"?
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Written by: MarkMark
Hi rouge, what's a nice girl like you doing in a forum like this then?
i ask myself that every day, actually!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Guy to girl..." I forgot your name, was it angel or godess?"
Fact- that one actually worked on me!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
bumpety bump for tainted
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Hey, I'm from annother planet, want to see my spaceship?
courtesy of Zaphod Beeblebrox.
^helps if you actually have a spaceship, a cardboard one will do.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Off the upcoming G-Unit/Tony Yayo CD...
"You got mirrors on those pants? Cuz I can see me in them.."
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
My answers to "What's your sign?"
If I don't like "Stop"
If I like "Dangerous Curves ahead" or "Slippery when wet"
And from when I was a bartender...
M: "Have you got any *insert nationality here* in you?"
F: "No"
M: "Want some?"
"If I compliment you on your body, will you hold it against me?"
"Wanna dance? I do a mean horizontal mambo."
"I hear the sunrise is beautiful from your place."
"They say everyone has their own version of god/dess..I think I found mine in you."
m: "Want a tip? You can have mine."
"What do you think about history? 'Cause I think we should make some tonight."
"Men and women are as different as fruit and nuts..." actually, now that I think about this one, I would have to moderate it for not being board friendly!
I am sure I can think of more when I am not so tired. lol
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
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Location: Somewere way out there
OK...so you swing! Do you like it forwards or backwards? In time or split?
A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.
a crowded elevator smells different to a midget
If you take me seriously you would be the only one
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Location: Romsey, Hampshire, United Kingdom
Dancing is a perpendicular -expression of a horizontal desire.
With my poi use your imagination
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
So, hows about it?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
*bump* for tainted...
And no, that isn't a chat up line!
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
it is if you say it really drunk/sleazy. not terribly effective, though.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
wanna go halves on a b*stard?
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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Location: Leeds, United Kingdom
who would'nt that work on?
mike.c
Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..
835 posts
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
I actually did read the thread... but it was a few days ago and I know goldfish with better memories, so apologies for any double-postings!
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ?
Be unique and different, say yes.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
everyone's unique except me
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
my favourite line is:
"does my tongue taste funny?"
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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