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loki.c1687
loki.c1687

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Location: Leeds
Member Since: 13th Jul 2004
Total posts: 546
Posted:So your in a bar/anywhere and in frount of you u see the perfect woman/women or guy....whats the smoothist...funnyist line ur gona use???

mike.c

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Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
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Galathalion
Galathalion

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Location: Sweden, Mellerud
Member Since: 29th Apr 2005
Total posts: 82
Posted:You have very nice clothes! They would look better on my bedroomfloor

”Maybe this world is another planet's hell.”
-Aldous Huxley

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loki.c1687
loki.c1687

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Location: Leeds
Member Since: 13th Jul 2004
Total posts: 546
Posted:lol

Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..

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Galathalion
Galathalion

member
Location: Sweden, Mellerud
Member Since: 29th Apr 2005
Total posts: 82
Posted:or..

i am a woman of the night
oh babe, im warm and tender
you are a man of the light
oh, i wanna surrender
you'd be happy with me
i really know how to set you free!!!! *sings*

but thats sally oldfields line.. i borrow it sometimes.. ^^


”Maybe this world is another planet's hell.”
-Aldous Huxley

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hexagonic
hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 18th Feb 2004
Total posts: 1687
Posted:do you like shakin' stevens?
Yes?
Want to shake mine??

Put keys in other sex's back pocket - now i know i can't go home without you 2nite.

Do you work for DHL?
Or was it just me or were you cecking out my package??
Even my bird ubblove just laughrwd at that one!!


ah wah wah wah a wah wah

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:excuse me, i hate to bother you, but i seem to have lost my phone number. can i borrow yours?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Flame
Flame

addict
Location: VIC, MELB
Member Since: 12th Jan 2004
Total posts: 435
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol

sparkey thats priceless


*In the car while Pink is playing on the radio*
Tristan aged 4 : "Mum is this Pink?"
Flame:"Yes mate this is Pink?"
Tristan:"Are you going to Pink?"
Flame:"Yes i am"
Tristan:"Cool well I'm going to BLUE" smile

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Puk
Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2002
Total posts: 2615
Posted:How old are you guys . All i've ever said is hello

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:I can't say I've ever thought of using pick up lines.

I'd probably just smile at him smile


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Puk
Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2002
Total posts: 2615
Posted:Smiles would work for me . And don't forget the second or so longer look .

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:*smiles*

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:you guys just dont get it, the point is to make up funny lines that would absolutely never work, tis just for our own amusment wink

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Puk
Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2002
Total posts: 2615
Posted:Gives the second longer look

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:*blushes*

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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loki.c1687
loki.c1687

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Location: Leeds
Member Since: 13th Jul 2004
Total posts: 546
Posted:yeah sparkys got the idea....

have you got a mirrow in ur pocket?
why?
coz i see myself in your pants....

mike.c


Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..

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arsn
arsn

How do you change this thing???
Location: Behind the couch...
Member Since: 7th Mar 2002
Total posts: 1903
Posted:Ok, here are a few...

"I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest girl on Earth tonight."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Let's go to my place and do all the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."

"Wanna go turkey hunting? I'll shot and you can gobble."

"Is your dad a thief? Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."

"If your going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep till the afternoon."

"Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow me."

"I bet you $20 your going to turn me down."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Do you sleep on your stomach? Would you mind if I did?"

"Grab your coat, you've scored."

"Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew..."

"I think Ive just found the angel Id like to be touched by."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag."

biggrin redface wave


I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

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Bird
Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:"is that a ladder in your tights, or the stairway to heaven?"

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:Written by:
"Wanna go turkey hunting? I'll shot and you can gobble."



*gasp!!* ubblol


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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:nice

(guy to girl)

you've got spanner eyes, everytime i look at you my nuts go tight

are you a parking ticket? cause you got fine written all over you

shall i call mum now and tell her its breakfast for three?(only works if you live at home with your single mother)


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:nice shoes...wanna have sex?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:hey, you wana go out some time, you know, out back

courtesy moe sizlack


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:'Is it hot in here or is it just you?'

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:Did it hurt?
What?
When you fell from heaven?

*giggles*


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mono
mono

Member

Member Since: 26th Jun 2004
Total posts: 23
Posted:"you've got lovely eyes..... they'd look great in a jar"







(.... or is that just sick?)

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Inspector Goggles reporting for duty.

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Fathom
Fathom

member
Location: Online!
Member Since: 13th Jan 2005
Total posts: 103
Posted:I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonight.

Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really hopping!

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Kodiac
Kodiac

member
Location: California
Member Since: 15th Apr 2005
Total posts: 42
Posted:roses are red,
violets are blue,
I like spaghetti,
so let's F**k

Courtesy of Fire Taiger. weavesmiley


If you strap a piece of buttered toast, butter side up, to a cats back, would the cat get stuck in mid air if thrown due to quantum indecision?

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stroo
stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2003
Total posts: 799
Posted:a guy i met at a gig a while ago actually had trousers that said 'made in heaven' on the lable, hehe

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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Spanner
Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere...
Member Since: 27th Feb 2003
Total posts: 2790
Posted:Written by: Mr Majestik

(guy to girl)

you've got spanner eyes, everytime i look at you my nuts go tight



eek


"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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MikeIcon
MikeIcon

Pooh-Bah
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Member Since: 27th Mar 2003
Total posts: 2109
Posted:Do you believe that men think with their dicks?
Yes.
Then, will you blow my mind?


Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

-Me

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Galathalion
Galathalion

member
Location: Sweden, Mellerud
Member Since: 29th Apr 2005
Total posts: 82
Posted:Wanna se the backseat of my car?

”Maybe this world is another planet's hell.”
-Aldous Huxley

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:Written by: sparkey!
...absolutely never work, tis just for our own amusment...



...oh

*throws away notebook*


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