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loki.c1687
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

loki.c1687

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Location: Leeds

Total posts: 546
Posted:So your in a bar/anywhere and in frount of you u see the perfect woman/women or guy....whats the smoothist...funnyist line ur gona use???

mike.c

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These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:yep... gotta love stuff wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:Hey , I dont know if you know this , but I'm kind of a big deal,my apartment smells of rich mohogany,i have many leather bound books.watch out for the guns .... theyll getcha,

and my favorite .... hey i'm not into smalltalk so umm ....zzzziiippp this is what i am workin with.

also you sure you dont got a little indian in ya?


There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:so about that local sports team...?

also, i really cant be bothered reading every page of this, so if anything i say has been said before, feel free to beat me with a pole.

the worst line that was even used on me has to be "if you've lost your virginity, can i play with the box it came in?" i really wanted to hit that guy.


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:Take the girl's hand. draw a line, and a little rabbit on it. Tell the girl that the line is a river, and the rabbit needs to get across the river. If/when the girl gives up guessing, say that the rabbit can't get across the river, and it was just an excuse to hold their hand.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Aww, that's so sweet. If someone did that to me it would probably work depening on if the guy was saying it in a nice, honest sweet way and wasn't saying it in a sleazy way then I'd fall for it!

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:*takes your hand, starts drawing a bunny rabbit*

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:yesterday i got

"i'm not hitting on you...but would i have any luck if i was?"

i should make a book of romanian pick-up lines! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Hubert_Cumberdale
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

Hubert_Cumberdale

[psylocibin fingerbobe].
Location: London

Total posts: 479
Posted:Hi rouge, what's a nice girl like you doing in a forum like this then?

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:or, even better:

Whats a nice forum like you doing in a girl like this?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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quiet


quiet

analytic
Location: bristol

Total posts: 503
Posted:uttered by French man in heavy French accent:


'So, I asked you round for tea . . . unfortunately, we have only one tea-bag, and no milk. Ah well, I guess we shall just 'ave to 'ave ze sex . . . '


ture na sig

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:heh, that one's a lot like "nice shoes, wanna have sex?" which Sakura suggested

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Hubert_Cumberdale
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

Hubert_Cumberdale

[psylocibin fingerbobe].
Location: London

Total posts: 479
Posted:I don't get it....

You can often get away with two cups of weak tea from one teabag - are you sure the French guy wasn't just after a bit of the old "you know what"? wink


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Written by: MarkMark

Hi rouge, what's a nice girl like you doing in a forum like this then?



i ask myself that every day, actually! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:Guy to girl..." I forgot your name, was it angel or godess?"

Fact- that one actually worked on me!! biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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.:star:.
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

.:star:.

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1785
Posted:bumpety bump for tainted

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Lol

You got any STI's? No? Want some?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!


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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:Hey, I'm from annother planet, want to see my spaceship?

courtesy of Zaphod Beeblebrox.

^helps if you actually have a spaceship, a cardboard one will do.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:Off the upcoming G-Unit/Tony Yayo CD...



"You got mirrors on those pants? Cuz I can see me in them.."


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Pele
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA

Total posts: 6193
Posted:My answers to "What's your sign?"
If I don't like "Stop"
If I like "Dangerous Curves ahead" or "Slippery when wet" wink

And from when I was a bartender...

M: "Have you got any *insert nationality here* in you?"
F: "No"
M: "Want some?"

"If I compliment you on your body, will you hold it against me?"

"Wanna dance? I do a mean horizontal mambo."

"I hear the sunrise is beautiful from your place."

"They say everyone has their own version of god/dess..I think I found mine in you."

m: "Want a tip? You can have mine."

"What do you think about history? 'Cause I think we should make some tonight."

"Men and women are as different as fruit and nuts..." actually, now that I think about this one, I would have to moderate it for not being board friendly! ubblol

I am sure I can think of more when I am not so tired. lol


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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Caben


Caben

Taster of beer, drinker of wine and all around stumbler.
Location: Somewere way out there

Total posts: 238
Posted:OK...so you swing! Do you like it forwards or backwards? In time or split?

A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

a crowded elevator smells different to a midget

If you take me seriously you would be the only one

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synapse
GOLD Member since May 2003

member
Location: Romsey, Hampshire

Total posts: 161
Posted:Dancing is a perpendicular -expression of a horizontal desire.
With my poi use your imagination bounce2


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:So, hows about it?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Pele
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA

Total posts: 6193
Posted:*bump* for tainted...

And no, that isn't a chat up line! wink


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:it is if you say it really drunk/sleazy. not terribly effective, though.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Mags The Jedi
GOLD Member since May 2004

Mags The Jedi

Fool
Location: Cornwall, UK

Total posts: 2020
Posted:wanna go halves on a b*stard?



devil


"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988

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loki.c1687
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

loki.c1687

addict
Location: Leeds

Total posts: 546
Posted:who would'nt that work on?
mike.c


Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..

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Nephtys


Nephtys

resident fridge magnet
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands

Total posts: 835
Posted:I actually did read the thread... but it was a few days ago and I know goldfish with better memories, so apologies for any double-postings!


Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ?

Be unique and different, say yes.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.


everyone's unique except me

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:my favourite line is:
"does my tongue taste funny?" ubbloco


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:one guy said to me, "you've got lovely hair, it would look great in my lap".
Needless to say, I hit him. hahahaha.


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Nephtys


Nephtys

resident fridge magnet
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands

Total posts: 835
Posted:eek you can't go hitting people just for using bad pick-up lines!
Next time, just look them straight in the eye and say "you have nice ears... they would look great in my collection"


everyone's unique except me

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