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loki.c1687
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

loki.c1687

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Location: Leeds, United Kingdom

Total posts: 546
Posted:So your in a bar/anywhere and in frount of you u see the perfect woman/women or guy....whats the smoothist...funnyist line ur gona use???

mike.c

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Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:i'm not sure wether it'll be a dange or writhing on ground in a bloody mess...

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loki.c1687
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

loki.c1687

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Location: Leeds, United Kingdom

Total posts: 546
Posted:we'll try bless us!!!
mike.c


Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:yeah, i havent read this thread cos i am in an internet cafe in a small town...but i was amused by a pick up line used on me on saturday night...

"do you have a lighter?"

which isn't such a good pick up line on it's own.

but he in fact had 2 lighters in his pocket. so he thought he was hell smart by asking a girl for a light when he already had two...

but the joke was on him cos that girl, while being a non-smoker, was carrying a lighter for 2 reasons; 1. she is a pyro and 2. just in case any cute guys asked her for a lighter!

*cough*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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mr squirrel


member


Total posts: 37
Posted:
"fancy a shag"?
"nah"
"well, do you mind lying down while I have one?"


did i leave the iron on?

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loki.c1687
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

loki.c1687

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Location: Leeds, United Kingdom

Total posts: 546
Posted:slap!!!!!
mike.c


Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Great comeback line I once used.

A friend and I were out and he turned around to check out a girl walking past. She caught him at it and said (really nastily):

'What are YOU looking at??'
My friend just sat there looking like a scolded puppy and I don't know what came over me, but it just came out without my even thinking about it:

'He thought you might be cute, but he was apparently mistaken.'

To this day, I pride myself with that line.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:ubblol

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:*bows to mr lightning's wit*

<waynes world>we are not worthy!</waynes world>


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loki.c1687
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

loki.c1687

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Location: Leeds, United Kingdom

Total posts: 546
Posted:well done!!!!
mike.c


Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Hee hee rock onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore, New Zealand

Total posts: 529
Posted:Redneck pickup line: 'Nice tooth.'

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Seraphire


Seraphire

HoP's Original Smelly-Hippie-Scum-Bag
Location: Under your stairs

Total posts: 270
Posted:There's always the original "Get your coat love, you've pulled"...or has some one already said that.

OK... "Here's 30p go call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight"

HoP-wise "Is that a Glow-stick in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"


Music gives Soul to the Universe, Wings to the Mind, Flight to the Imagination and Life to Everything.

Educate yourself in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! hug

dsei.org Stop The Arms Trade!

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Bumfro


Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW

Total posts: 223
Posted:once again this pick up line by Ron Burgundy is my favourite...
"people know me....im kind of a big deal. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
He then goes on to say...
"that sounded stupid, let me start again........I want to be on you!"


Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore, New Zealand

Total posts: 529
Posted:you have the most breathtakig hiny

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Delirium_Star


Delirium_Star

member
Location: Portsmouth

Total posts: 73
Posted:Ok here we go......

-"If i were to buy you drinks all night and flatter you, would you sleep with me?"
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-"doesent ur feet hurt?.... because you have been running round in my mind all nite!"
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-*holds hands infront up infront of breasts*
~ 'what are you doing?!?'
-'gettin' a tan coz your so hot'
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-Pickup persons hand put it on your face,
~"what are you doing????"
-response
"You werent drooling over me so i assumed u were blind"
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Man they are crap LMAO


+Delirium_57412+

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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore, New Zealand

Total posts: 529
Posted:1 spoon of you and 2 of me and serve while hot

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:gr8 outfit... i think it'll look even better in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning!

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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jeff(fake)


jeff(fake)

Scientist of Fortune
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 1189
Posted:See my signiture v v v v Best chat-up line EVER wink

According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:you and me might be making out? Ick tongue ubblol hug

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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kiteman


Flying high!
Location: At the beach.

Total posts: 245
Posted:Do you like fruit.
Sit on this, it's a peach.

Do you like jewelry
Sit on this, it's a gem.


If everything seems under control, your not going fast enough!

It's not the size of the wave, it's the length of the ride!

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nome
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

nome

Member
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom

Total posts: 35
Posted:I'm bored. Want to go for a walk?
- Where to?
Your place.

(which actually worked as an end-of-the-night line... redface)


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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Oooooooooh nice ass biatch

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ROBZILLA


ROBZILLA

HAIL TO THE KING BABY
Location: MANCHESTER

Total posts: 204
Posted:mamagrams.....get yer free mamagrms

I DO NOT REGRET THE THINGS I HAVE DONE, ONLY THOSE I DID NOT DO.

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Kapura Mataaro


Kapura Mataaro

HoP resident longboarder.
Location: Tasmania, Australia

Total posts: 195
Posted:best counter-pickup line/rejection line ever:
m: have you got the time?.....
f: have you got the stamina?


"surely a longboarding fire spinner should have no trouble getting some action!"- NYC....

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Heee hee heee so much funnnnn biggrin

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darkpoet
BRONZE Member since May 2003

darkpoet

Irish
Location: Dallas.........ish, USA

Total posts: 525
Posted:walk up to somebody who is drinking.....

ask them if they find you attractive....if they say no....buy them another and say to keep drinking...not really a pick up line but yeah.....


Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for cash and
prizes

Co-Founder of Keepers of Light

Educate yourself about the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted:Written by: ROBZILLA

mamagrams.....get yer free mamagrms



ubblol
your all crazy hehehe some of these are soo cheesy! (ok i know thats the point)
*tries to think of some* confused


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:on a serious note, do you think that:

"Hey, do you know if anyone would mind if i danced with you?" would be an effective introducer at a nightclub?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Y.T.
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

hopeless addict
Location: nodnoL, United Kingdom

Total posts: 121
Posted:guy : would you sleep with me for ten million pounds?

girl : yes

guy : would you sleep with me for 1 pound?

girl : no

guy : well now we know that ur a prostitute we're just haggling on the price.

and this actually worked for a friend of mine, though i can usually see it ending up with a slap, so be cautious


Ninjas NEVER give up!

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:so you like....stuff? ubblol

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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