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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Lokii
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

member
Location: Scummerset, UK

Total posts: 34
Posted:Gimme a chance, i'm a noob to such auctioneering!

I'll rummage through my archives and see what I can find...


Right i'll raise you one pair of giant sunglasses (just in case of giant eyes wink)


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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:Ok I am extending my availability on the auction for 1 week.

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:I offer 10 hugs a beer and a spliff biggrin

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:oooo steaks is up ... right i bid;

a nice warm double bed
a years supply of beer
as many hugs as wanted
a kiss
a sofa
4 kittens ... ooo there so cute ... *cough*
as many nights off as needed to a point
and me biggrin


Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:Thats a tough call.

Nebula, anything to counter?
Any new bidders?


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:I offer nothing!! I dont want you! wink

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:Matt, you always have to spoil my fun frown wink

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:I go out of my way to do so biggrin

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:Good job I know you love me enough to want to spoil my fun (hey, it's better than not being loved at all) hug

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:Ye... Love...

That must be it...

rolleyes wink


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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:If DA gets to own two, i must get to be owned by two.
So i`m up for auction again.
Starting bid is a bottle of Johnnie Walker.
ubbrollsmile
as for my qualities:
-.. umm, there has to be some umm
- i have a string on my back and when pulled i say various stuff
- i`m tall and strong so you don`t have to be afraid of bullies when i`m around
-i`m arrogant (no, not really, and the part above is a lie, i`m small and weak)
-not entirely smoke-free but getting there
ah, and
-friendly biggrin

there:)


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:Fyre, She already owns yourself AND idancelikeatwat.

If she owns me that will total 3 people wink


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:PETRI PETRI PETRI!!!

I'll buy you!!

um...

I bid:
-Bottle of Johnnie Walker
-A new fire staff
-Some elbow grease
-English words you dont yet know
-1 sex slave
-A can of red bull
-Two packs of crisps
-A weekend in Brighton

biggrin


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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:she owns you aswell confused
it`s like she`s collecting `em


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:She doesnt own me, she is bidding for ownership of me.
She also wants to own Ravehead as well, she said she will be done with that.

And Matthew (yes 2 TT's) I am disapointed at you.


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:At me?... so long as your not disappointed IN me, cos that would be bad...

I dont know what I would do??

ubbangel


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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:I don't think there is anything you could do to make me dissapointed IN you wink

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:first of all, i`d like to be owned by a female, you`re a "fe" short of owning me matt. and what`s up with only 1bottle of Johnnie Walker ?

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:Oooo-ho!

FINE! SOD YOU!!

I'm wirhdrawing my bid... you sexist lil bitch!!

Last time I help you with english words!!

**runs off crying**


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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:there there, yoou`ll always be my special gay friend smile

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Oi oi!

Who's been messing with my mates feelings then?

I like to break legs ya know...

*cracks knuckles*


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:read my qualities a couple of posts earlier.*psst i wasn`t lying biggrin*

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:*points at petri*

Him him!!

He did it Henry...

*evil grin*


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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:no really, i`m sorry matt frown
i apologize.. feel any better? ubbrollsmile


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:*hides fom FRD in a corner*

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


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Tabt


Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham

Total posts: 1007
Posted:He does have the 'fe' sometimes! eek



reconsider your decision? ubblol




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dosen't he look cute with his blonde curly hair and long legs??


Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:Oi!! whos bullying my fyre! *glares at asena and FRD* anyone lays a finger on him and your dead *hugs fyre* there hunni no one will hurt you now im here and im not being up for bid i mean you can bid to own steaks but i already own you biggrin and happy to own you

steaks had any other bids yet tongue


Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:HA! looks like i`m not the only one with a guardian here biggrin

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:dont push it *remembers how cute fyre is* awwwwww *hugs!!*

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:see? and obviously cute aswell biggrin
no one?


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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