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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:Me pick me!! smile

Ok for Noddy I'll start the bidding at:
A hug
A new set of devil sticks
A new set of fire devil sticks
A mountain of your choice
Multiple jars of Nutella/Marmite/Vegemite..
And another hug

And for Just Another Clown I'll bid:

The collective bid's of DA and Boo_Bunny of:
hugs-lots of them
My cat empire cd
all of the music on my lappy- at last count it was over 4 days worth
my favorite blanket (its a double bed one and huge)
3 of my pillow
a small fluffy dog and 2 kittens
a green elephant named Roy and his cookies
My simon and Garkunkel Greatest Hits record, and a record player
2 pairs of red sparkely shoes
My youngest brother- hes fun and good at video game (hey, i have to find someway of getting rid of him)
The freedom to tickle me mercylessly- people say its fun, i dunno personaly
a visit from the fabulus me
My prettyful purple flags
Your own yoght
A green witches hat
20 chocolate cakes
lots of hand-made cookies
more hugs
somemore hugs
a blue bar of soap
Father Christmas- the real one
a pixie
a dvd of unknown content
a fully working lightbulb
a jar full of niceness
all chocolate in the world
poi
a new staff
fire
bucket of worms
a bag
socks (extra long ones)
4 bottles of WKD
more beer on top of that
big pack of protein shake
web cam
an old wine gum
date with dream girl (ill leave that up to FRD)
free train tickets for anywhere in the coutry
free airfair to france
old tissue
lots of smiles
a puddle
and loads of kisses
a camera that as soon as u have recorded film it atuomatically goes into the place you want it to
an old box
cats empire cd
some old bread (with mould)
cordless mouse
another cat empire cd (just found one)
2 bottles of paraffin
a pack of pringles
some old coke
a knife and spoon
an old pan
a brick
led poi
new juggling balls
colorful candy raver beads
The ability to fly
a pair of stripey gloves
signed autograph of the empire cats
A rug (s'white, but a bit dirty)
A book called "Never too Busy to be Beautiful"
A lemongrass-scented tealight
An eyelash
A small angel in a box
A shoelace
a pirate ship
A bucket of orange skittles
A pot plant called Fido
and........a gold pencil crayon

And I'll raise it to include:
A free ticket to come visit meee in Tassie smile
An endless number of free tickets to see the Cat Empire live
A mountain of your choice
A pool of jelly
Some fluro pink string
An endless supply of any fuel of your choice
2 pogo-stick's
All the music the Cat Empire have ever composed
A hug from meee
A weekend with the Cat Empire
Annnd....a pretty feather smile


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:sold!

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:Wooo!! That didn't take long!!

*Does a happy ownership dance* biggrin

hug


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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JayKitty
JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey
Member Since: 7th Nov 2004
Total posts: 534
Posted:Wow, I remember when bidding started simple with things like a jar of fluffer nutter and a yo-yo. I can't keep up with you crazy kids anymore... hmmm I'm only 18, that makes me sad, hehe.

Don't mind me, just passing through.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:*bump*

Any more takers for JAC?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Boo_Bunny
Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you
Member Since: 18th Mar 2005
Total posts: 933
Posted:for JAC i bid all the stuff that Fire_Spinning_Angel bid, including the stuff he bid on Noddy, plus a jar of fluffer nutter and a yo-yo.

Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog

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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:i previously had:
all chocolate in the world
poi
a new staff
fire
bucket of worms
a bag
socks (extra long ones)
4 bottles of WKD
more beer on top of that
big pack of protein shake
web cam
an old wine gum
date with dream girl (ill leave that up to FRD)
free train tickets for anywhere in the coutry
free airfair to france
old tissue
lots of smiles
a puddle
and loads of kisses
a camera that as soon as u have recorded film it automatically goes into the place you want it to
an old box
cats empire cd
some old bread (with mould)
cordless mouse
another cat empire cd (just found one)
2 bottles of paraffin
a pack of pringles
some old coke
a knife and spoon
an old pan
a brick
led poi
new juggling balls
colorful candy raver beads
The ability to fly
a pair of stripey gloves
signed autograph of the empire cats
A rug (s'white, but a bit dirty)
A book called "Never too Busy to be Beautiful"
A lemongrass-scented tealight
An eyelash
A small angel in a box
A shoelace
a pirate ship
A bucket of orange skittles
A pot plant called Fido
and........a gold pencil crayon

i now add:
a candle
a 20cent NZ coin with a kiwi on it
a shell
a bracelet
some moonlight
and a waterfall
mini badly wrapped dragon
6 jars nutella
boric acid
an English pocket dictionary
Chai Tea
A Green Biro
and a another hug hug

and thats all i have for now


Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:I'll trade my Gibson SG for JAC. I think I win biggrin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:eek no way!!!

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Boo_Bunny
Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you
Member Since: 18th Mar 2005
Total posts: 933
Posted:Whats a Gibson SG?

Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:THIS little ripper is a Gibson SG.

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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Just_Another_Clown
Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London
Member Since: 1st Jul 2005
Total posts: 965
Posted:Don't make me choose!!! ubbcrying

....'pretty instrument' tongue........Help me! frown


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:JAC, you'd be a fool to accept what DA is offering. Basically you've got a choice of a kick ass guitar or some litter! ubblol

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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webdaemon
Member

Member Since: 10th Sep 2005
Total posts: 40
Posted:hey jo i think i can out bid u...

JAC i offer this:

1960 Gibson Les Paul Standard Sunburst blistertop. $102,000 USD (currently on ebay)

1962 Gibson SG Les Paul Std. <--- $17,995 USD (Cherry Red, Two PAFs! Sideways Vibrola. All nickel parts!)

... i believe i am the winner?


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Just_Another_Clown
Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London
Member Since: 1st Jul 2005
Total posts: 965
Posted:True nice instruments!
But Jo has an awesomely large smile ( trust me,i have seen pictures) and why should i have 2 guitars, when i only have 1 set of hands, if ii had two sets then i would be happy to accept, but at the moment i am only blessed with one set biggrin

Decisions..decisions...Can anyone clinch the deal for me? biggrin


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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JayKitty
JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey
Member Since: 7th Nov 2004
Total posts: 534
Posted:GO JO! ::cheesy gitar rift:: a real american hero!!! ::cheesy end guitar::

Don't mind me, just passing through.

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webdaemon
Member

Member Since: 10th Sep 2005
Total posts: 40
Posted:*Smiles* <--- see nice big happy smile.
and ill give you some Poi and a Staff, and 2 bottles of paraffin and 2 bottles of Kero


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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:JAC, its your choice. But, I tell you this... webdaemon can offer kero and paraffin and staff and poi (not that you already own this surely :P). All I can offer is constant hugs, cuddles with mollydog, good times,and a baggy full of shibby! Plus, my smile can out-do anyones biggrin yaaaaaaay!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Just_Another_Clown
Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London
Member Since: 1st Jul 2005
Total posts: 965
Posted:True! I have already got staffs, and poi, but where else can i get get constant hugs? Plus an amazingly cool smile biggrin

Congratulations Jo biggrin Im all yours hug


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:wooo hooo! in your face, losers!!! nana

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:after much deliberation (and almost three weeks of not touching a computer) it hath been decided that i am now jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_valley

unless there are better offers?


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:Nope...no more offers tongue

Wooo...*does some ownership dancing* biggrin


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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polarity
polarity

veteran
Location: on the wrong planet
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1228
Posted:Up for auction



er, me.



28 year old hippy of the barefoot, tree hugging variety/extreme computer geek.



The bad points:

Useless round the house except for DIY and fixing things.
Sleeps until well into the afternoon, stays up all night.
Does not mix well with others.
Not easily understood.
You'll need to consult the user manual in order to get maximum usefulness from this unique individual.
Should probably be neutered.



The good points:

I make these,




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You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:But is the manual in English?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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polarity
polarity

veteran
Location: on the wrong planet
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1228
Posted:In English with a full glossary for the technical terms.

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Right, I bid three cheezels, a packet of toothpics, a pair of wings and fourteen hugs. (hugs are my speciality)

smile


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Bubbles_
Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian
Member Since: 25th Nov 2004
Total posts: 3383
Posted:ooooo i bid a jug of saki wink and a ton of multi-coloured paper biggrin

note: paper is recycled!


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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polarity
polarity

veteran
Location: on the wrong planet
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1228
Posted:I should probably mention that I'm already Froggy's rubber clad gimp, although it's only a part time position, so I'm still available for auction, bar mitzvahs and children's parties.

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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Bubbles_
Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian
Member Since: 25th Nov 2004
Total posts: 3383
Posted:well froggys already my wench so that should make you the cabbin gimp ubblol

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:erm..i'm a bit skint, so i thought i'd see how much i could get for myself on here.

Good points:

*I'm fully house trained....ish
*i'm very affectionate (not in a hump your leg like a dog way though)
*i'm good with kids
*scarily i have better choice in women's clothes than men's, so i could possibly offer fashion advice if the auction winner is a lady
*i'm of average intelligence

bad points:

*I like to sleep....alot
*i drive WAY too fast for some people's liking
*i'm a smoker
*i dancelikeatwat
*after a night on the ale, i can clear a room with one 'silent but violent'

this auction is officially open... any offers to start us off?


Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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