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loki.c1687SILVER Member
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546 posts
Location: Leeds, United Kingdom


Posted:
So your in a bar/anywhere and in frount of you u see the perfect woman/women or guy....whats the smoothist...funnyist line ur gona use???

mike.c

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jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
one guy said to me, "you've got lovely hair, it would look great in my lap".
Needless to say, I hit him. hahahaha.

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Nephtysresident fridge magnet
835 posts
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands


Posted:
eek you can't go hitting people just for using bad pick-up lines!
Next time, just look them straight in the eye and say "you have nice ears... they would look great in my collection"

everyone's unique except me


Fire Taigermember
105 posts

Posted:
roses are red
violets are blue
i like spaghetti
so lets censored

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polaritySILVER Member
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom


Posted:
Geek Pick-up Lines

11. Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love.

10. If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.

9. They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.

8. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

7. What's a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?

6. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

5. My 'up-time' is better than BSD.

4. I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company.

3. Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

2. Want to see my Red Hat?

1. If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.





Bit OT,

has anyone ever heard the line 'My mother always told me to look out for the quiet ones'. Does anyone know why?

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BumfroIts a bum with an afro...
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW


Posted:
"I'd like to extend an invitation to the pants party"

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pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
im having a party, would you like to invite your pants down

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

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BumfroIts a bum with an afro...
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW


Posted:
ubblol
“The word of the day is Legs, so lets go and spread the news”

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
polarity, have you been reading bbspot again??

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Nephtysresident fridge magnet
835 posts
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands


Posted:
*bump*

this is a great - but awful - one for guys, slap in the face almost guaranteed smile

While looking at your watch, say to a girl: "I guess you're not wearing any underwear then"
When the lady in question denies this, say "Damn, my watch must be twenty minutes fast again!"

GROAN

smile

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
'You're beautiful, you remind me of my mother'

I have my moments in clubs as well,

I try to look as if I'm reading a girls t-shirt. They go 'what?' and I'm like 'Nothing, just staring at your tits...'

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


FoxInDocsSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: MiG


on a serious note, do you think that:

"Hey, do you know if anyone would mind if i danced with you?" would be an effective introducer at a nightclub?



nope, cuz you'd get "Yes, I would."

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alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
guarenteed slap material hehe


sniff the air and say to the girl "mmmmm you smell nice tonight..........................been for a jog"


or

"excuse me, do you have a pen"

usual answer is no

(your reply)
" well you should have you ugly pig" ubblol i'm going to hell for those ubbloco

Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton


Posted:
oohhhh,, methinks I've worked out why young Rave spends those lonely nights alone wink

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
eek i WOULD never use those lines ubblol i wouldn't have the bottleredface

Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton


Posted:
you sure wink

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink


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