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loki.c1687
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Posted:So your in a bar/anywhere and in frount of you u see the perfect woman/women or guy....whats the smoothist...funnyist line ur gona use???

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Posted:noooooooo,,, thats just weird tongue hug

ubblol

Most of it lives in our Vdub bus... cos they are easier to use and pack wink


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Posted:hee hee I am a tad strange arent i....

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Posted:just a tad hug

anywhoooo! Methinks we are slightly offtopic but i dont know any chat up lines, because im that cool ubblol


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Posted:Lol erm...ok... *wills brain to work* "Whats a girl/guy like you doing in a place like this?".. "leaving" biggrin

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Posted:"Does your head hurt?"
"No, why?"
"Because falling all the way down from heaven must have done some damage"

tacky ick.. so it is...


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Posted:Yes...it is...

"Do you come here often?"
"Not any more.."


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Posted:ubblol

man, i really dont know any chat up lines... thats pretty bad...


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Posted:Hee hee its a good thing FRD a GOOD thing!!

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Posted:well... i dunno... it can raise the odd giggle biggrin

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Posted:Hee hee!!



"Is this seat taken?"

"No.. and neithers this one"

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Posted:ohhh. it changed like magic biggrin

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Posted:Lol no.. not magic just the edit button smile

ok.. im runnin low on chatup lines.. must..engage... brain..OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

"What brings a girl like you to a place like this?"
"Bad luck"


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Posted:ouch... so many one line combacks hug

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Posted:Hee hee I can be mean biggrin

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Posted:lots of practice eh? hug

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Posted:Yup *growls menacingly*

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Posted:eek *hides*

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Posted:*hides with FRD*

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Posted:ubblol


*whispers*wait... who are we hiding from? confused


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Posted:I dont know smile

So....FRD....come here often? wink


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Posted:ubbrollsmile oooerrr... yes? biggrin

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Posted:I wont then... biggrin
Hee hee


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Posted:wont what when?

gah... im feeling really slow this morning... must be the lack of sleep...


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Posted:Do you come here often?
Yes.
I wont then.

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Posted:ah... i see... what if id said no?

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Posted:Come here often?
No.
Good, It's my favourite.


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Posted:sharp... mind you dont cut yourslef tongue

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Posted:Lol I can be a right B*tch!!!

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Posted:but inside, your still soft and cuddley hug

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Posted:Heee heee you know me too well wink

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