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pricklyleafSILVER Member with added berries 1,365 posts Location: Manchester, England (UK)
Posted: Ok, the camilla thread reminded me of this email I got years ago at school, I've no idea who wrote it, but it goes like this;
(sung to the tune of Bohemium Rhapsody) (and no it doesnt fit perfectly but I didnt write it, but its near enough!)
Naan, just killed a man Poppadom against his head Had lime pickle now he's dead Naan, dinner's just begun But now Im gonna cr@p it all away
Naan, oh ohhhhhh Didnt mean to make you cry seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow curry on, curry on Cause nothing really madras
Too late, my Dinners gone Sends shivers down my spine Rrectum aching all the time Goodbye onion Baji, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo
Naan, oh ohhhhhh The doopiaza is so mild I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all
GUITAR SOLO
I see a little chicken tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango vindaloo does nicely very very spicy Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a naan (a vindaloo loo loo loo)
Ive eaten Balti, Somebody help me Hes eaten Balti, get him to the lavatory stand you well back cause the loo is quarantined... here it comes there it goes Technicolour yawn I chunder NO! Its coming up again (there he goes) I chunder Coming back again (up again) here it goes
(no no no no NO NO NO NO)
on my knees Im on my knees on his knees, oh there he goes this vindaloo its about to wreck my guts poor me... poor me... poor me
BIG GUITAR SOLO
So you think you can chunder and feel all right? So you try to drink curry and eat beer all night? Oh maybe, But now you puke like a baby just had to come out it just had to come right out in here
Live like there is no tomorrow, dance like nobody is watching and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
JauntyJamesSILVER Member Carpal \'Tunnel 3,533 posts Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Posted: .:giggle:.
indian food and queen, great combination
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
linden rathenGOLD Member Carpal \'Tunnel 6,942 posts Location: London, UK
Posted: genius but i think this one is better :P the goth rhapsody
Is this the goth life -
Is this normality -
Caught in a corset -
No escape from this apathy-
Eyeline your eyes
Get rid of your thighs and frooooown -
I'm just a goth boy, I need your Ennui -
Because I bleakly come, bleakly go,
Sometimes high, Always low,
Anyway my hair blows, doesn't really matter to me, -
to me -,
Mama, just bought a cloak,
Just walked into a goth shop,
and don't think I'll ever stop,
Mama, I used to look so nice,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away -
Mama, ooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry -
I just think that this look it sort of suits me -
I'm a goth I'm a goth.....it doesn't really matter.....
Too late, My lipstick's on,
Sends shivers down your spine -
but I promise mum I'm fine,
Goodbye everybody -
I've got to go -
Gotta leave you all behind and dye my hair -
Mama, ooo -
I don't want to die,
I know it looks that way given the coffin -
and the bats and the skull
but it really doesn't matter.....
I drew a little stiletto sticking in a man,
Nephilim Nephilim now I'm listening to the Sisters
Thunderbolt and lightning really are exciting me -
Neil Gaiman, Neil Gaiman,
Neil Gaiman, Neil Gaiman
Neil Gaiman Robertsmith Marilyn Manso-o-o-o-o-o-n -
But I'm just a Goth boy and nobody loves me -
He's just a Goth boy - Pity his family family -
Did you see his hair its a monstrosity -
Easy come easy go -,
will you let me goth -
Hell that No -,
we will not let you goth - let him goth
Hell that - We will not let you goth - let him goth
Hell that - We will not let you goth - let him goth
Will not let you goth - let me goth
Will not let you goth - let me goth
Goth, Goth, Goth, Goth, Goth, Goth, Gotho -
Mama mia mama mia, mama mia let me goth -
Beelzebub comes drinking down the pub with meee, with me , with me -
So you think you can take contacts out of my eye -
So you think you can just wash out all the black dyyye -
Oh Baby -
I happen to have a small one up two down flat reserved
especially for me and my cat Tabitha in Hades -
Just gotta get out -
just gotta get right outta here -
Black clothes really flatter,
Anyone can see,
Black clothes really flatter -,
Black clothes really look damn fine ooooon
meeeee,Anyway my hair blows...
enjoy
PS found this as well - bit long winded but made me smile - not for people who shouldnt read rude words illustrated bohemian rhapsody EDITED_BY: linden_rathen (1114820140)
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bing!BRONZE Member i beat my inner child 184 posts Location: manchester UK
Posted: mmm the curry one is making me feel hungry
--the spark what lit the flame which started the fire that burned forever--
mycoBRONZE Member Pooh-Bah 2,084 posts Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Posted: love the curry one thats gold! and yup, definitely making me hungry... the goth one didn't have quite the same affect, maybe i was just queen overloaded by the time i got to it
MissEgyptologyBRONZE Member officially expelled from BYU 195 posts Location: Southern California, USA
Posted: For my calculus class last year we got to make up songs. Two of my friends and I did one to bohemian rhapsody.
I see an integral up upon the board Integrate! integrate! Can you do the integration?
oh man...silly times.
"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind" -NYC
Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD
=Flashpoint=SILVER Member Pasta of Muppets 2,722 posts Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted: all I can say is...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
meghannenthusiast 302 posts Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise